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ArtfulSlinger
05/28/09

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Uh..why in GODS NAME would you set yourself up like this? Some people will really do anything for fame and money. Not to mention the affect this will have on her kids. YUCK all around.
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The Queen of No
05/28/09

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I love this shit. This show is shaping up to be EPIC.
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angryblackgurl
05/28/09

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Need to go pick up my layaway from Daffy's!! That is the real housewife of Brooklyn!!!
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sequined
05/28/09

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Initially I was like, "1000 men??" And then I figured, well, a dude every night for a little under 3 years, that's 1000 easy. Or, say you only did a dude every other night (a girl's gotta rest!), then it'd take more like 5. Or if you're only doing one per week, that'd be like... 20 years. Wait. My math must suck, right?

Anyway. Moral of the story: 1000 men isn't unbelievable to me anymore.
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momentsofabsurdity
05/28/09

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I feel bad for her kids. I mean, everyone's kind of embarrassed about your parents but now everyone at school will know their mother was a stripper and a coke whore and god knows what else. I can't imagine growing up like that, with everyone knowing all that about your mother, and SEEING your mother proposition a guy for sex in a restaurant bathroom on TV.

I honestly think she must have known this would go out. You can't put yourself on national TV without expecting some probes into your background, and obviously hers is colorful. I'm sure she know this. I don't know if Bravo knew, but it seems like if they had even done a cursory background check they would have.

I thought you had to pass mental fitness tests to get on TV. Danielle strikes me as all kind of crazy.
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The Lone Scout
05/29/09

@momentsofabsurdity: Self-delusion (or, just hoping to get away with it one more time) is a powerful thing.
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WantToTouchtheWahine
05/28/09

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So, what I have learned from this show thus far:

Doing coke will make you rich.

*cuts another line*
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sassenach
05/28/09

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Apparently no one at Bravo Googled her...or, more likely, they knew and leaked this juicy info. Beverly/Danielle has to be extremely naive not to have expected it to surface.
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Laulau
05/28/09

@sassenach: I wouldn't be surprised if this information is how she managed to get on the show in the first place. Though, again, you have to wonder how anyone would think a past that included kidnapping would appeal to the rich men she's trying to marry.
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HitOrMs will never get a gold star because she doesn't hate on sex workers
05/28/09

@Laulau: Don't assume anything. The founder of Ask.com married Brazil, a San Francisco high-priced escort. She continued escorting after their marriage with his knowledge.
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Laulau
05/28/09

@HitOrMs: I was thinking more the willing to participate in kidnapping and then let that information become public. Of course, there is no doubt also a demographic who would be interested in that kind of person.
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missdona
05/28/09

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Dude. The Times said telephoning (with the italics) as a euphemism for phone sex.

I need to get that into my vernacular ASAP.
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TheExperience
05/28/09

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The NY Times article says Danielle has 401 pairs of jeans, and misses the days when at parties a butler used to follow her around with her own bottle of Cristal and her shoes in his hands.

Danielle is a facinating example of how money can't buy dignity. Whether it's faked or not, she's still begging people to be her friend, and gives off a very lonely vibe. She can have that life-to me, it resembles a cage.
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bluebears
05/28/09

@TheExperience: yeah. that right there is why I really don't feel bad for this one.
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BondGirl
05/28/09

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a wall of which looks like it's from a dressing room at a strip club rather than a McMansion in NJ…or maybe not.

Nice Tracie ... I'm from NJ. Where are you from?

I'm really sick of the Jersey trashing. I was annoyed that this show was airing because it is going to start up all new NJ insults.
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The Queen of No
05/28/09

@BondGirl: It's all par for the course. The slew of anti-OC comments in the RHoOC recaps Tracie posts don't phase me anymore. I'm from OC and it's just as colorful and fucked up and awesome as any other place.
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Tracie
05/28/09

@BondGirl: i went to high school in new jersey.
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Tracie
05/28/09

@the queen of no (is all giggles + blowjobs): i don't remember ever slagging the oc, at all. anything i said was just about kind of people depicted on the show, not about orange county as a whole.
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Tracie
05/28/09

@Tracie: oh never mind. i get what you were saying. i'm tired.
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The Queen of No
05/28/09

@Tracie: hahaha, sorry Tracie. Yeah, I meant commenters, not your posts.
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IceCreamIsAwesome
05/28/09

@BondGirl: I'm sure the New Jersey trash talk gets old but I'm from Arkansas so at least you don't come from a state that has a stereo type of uneducated hillbillies marrying their cousins barefoot. . . I live in Texas now and everyone thinks it hilarious to make cigar jokes about Bill Clinton and I'm just like, "really b/c you guys are the state responsible for that cowboy moron"
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plethera of ideas
05/28/09

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In the preview, she implies that she only told Dina about the book. Why would she tell Dina? They were never friends. It makes no sense....
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bluebears
05/28/09

@plethera of ideas: cause she's a nut job?
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AthertonMerriweather
05/28/09

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I'm worried for Dina.
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Mrs. Robinson
05/28/09

@AthertonMerriweather: yea, she'll be skinning Dina & wearing her like last year's Versace...
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Kittenish
05/28/09

@Mrs. Robinson: I swear, that whole Dina clip made me laugh out loud! Especially when she said she could see herself in Danielle's basement putting the lotion on. Good stuff!
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colormeroutine
05/28/09

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"I was young, and I needed the money" fits so well here
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saintbernadette
05/28/09

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That wall looks like it's from the coke-whore version of the abandoned house in The Blair Witch Project.
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Snowbunny
05/28/09

@saintbernadette: God that wall is trashy. And it's impossible to paint over/clean off. Trust me, I tried wiping many a lip glossy print off of my N*sync posters, shit is greasy and shit STAYS.
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randomnessish
05/28/09

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I can just see the Bravo producers' faces right after they figured this shit out...like finding out your bathtub spewed oil.
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Kittenish
05/28/09

@randomnessish: See, I'm more in the school of thought that Bravo knew all about this. I'm sure they thought it would drive the ratings up. And they are pretty much right because I cannot get enough of this trashtastic mess!
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randomnessish
05/28/09

@Kittenish: I doubt they were like, "Hmm, I LOVE this book, "Cop Without A Badge!" Who is this Beverly Merrill?! She's amazing! Let's find out if she's rich enough to be on our show." I think she was on the show first, then they found out. Whether or not it was through a background check BEFORE filming or when it all just came out doesn't matter...Bravo's probably drowning in bubbly.
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