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    12/07/09

    In reply to Bling Finger
    Aww, she looks cute.
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    12/07/09

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    Wow, I'm really digging her short hair! Looking good, Ms. Spears.
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    12/07/09

    @Crabby Cakes: I'm wondering if that's her real hair (no extensions)?
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    Image of Rare Affinity Rare Affinity
    12/07/09

    In reply to Bling Finger
    And to think it was not so long ago we viewed Ms Spears with the same degree of pity and despair we now ascribe to Lindsay Lohan.
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    Image of jigglyball jigglyball
    12/07/09

    In reply to Did Lindsay & Jason Segel Hook Up? Is Madonna Adopting Again?
    Stupid, stupid, stupid! (smacks palm into forehead) How did I miss that Segel was on Team No Pants? My dastardly plan to make off with TV Boyfriend and his riches would have been complete if it weren't for you meddling Lohans and your clever leggings! Curses!
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    Image of prismatism is Team Bella prismatism is Team Bella
    12/07/09

    In reply to Did Lindsay & Jason Segel Hook Up? Is Madonna Adopting Again?
    Aw, I want Lindsay and Jason to be together. He's a sweetie pie, and he'd write her silly songs and feed her yummy food and be really nice and teddy bear-like, which is what she needs... No more gross sleazy guys with their sleazy guy charms, who don't really care about women as people :(. I still have hope for Lindsay. I think she's a talented, creative person with a beautiful, gentle soul and I want her to get better and be in movies again, and be happy...

    I admit I don't know THAT much about Jason Segel beyond the roles he plays and interviews I've seen with him, but he seems like he'd get her to stay home in pajamas and watch muppet movies, play videogames, and eat cereal at least once a week instead of going out & partying...
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    12/07/09

    In reply to Did Lindsay & Jason Segel Hook Up? Is Madonna Adopting Again?
    I don't really care that Tiger wants to screw as many blondes as he can, but I can't help but wonder: why did he get married if he so obviously still wants to play the field? Does he have a wicked stepmother like I have, who will never fail to mention that I'm not married and alll alllloooone?
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    Image of DutchessOfDork DutchessOfDork
    12/07/09

    In reply to Did Lindsay & Jason Segel Hook Up? Is Madonna Adopting Again?
    Dear Kings of Leon,
    I love you and will never hate you :D

    Love Dutchess
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    12/07/09

    In reply to Did Lindsay & Jason Segel Hook Up? Is Madonna Adopting Again?
    Here's a gift for all the Harry Potter fans that just got amped up for HPDH: the Teaser trailer.

    [www.dailymotion.com]
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    12/07/09

    In reply to Did Lindsay & Jason Segel Hook Up? Is Madonna Adopting Again?
    I'm sure we'll see Daniel's business in the special edition director's box set - Harry Potter, Uncut.
    .
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    12/07/09

    In reply to Did Lindsay & Jason Segel Hook Up? Is Madonna Adopting Again?
    I didn't realize cheating wasn't a big deal, as long as you're doing it with someone of the same race. Of course, with Tiger, that still doesn't make sense, as he's of mixed-race origin.
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    12/07/09

    In reply to Did Lindsay & Jason Segel Hook Up? Is Madonna Adopting Again?
    My soft spot for Russell Brand just tripled in size. He's pretty awesome.
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    12/07/09

    @bluewine: I feel a bit guilty saying this, but for some reason people talking about their cats and telling funny anecdotes almost always gets points with me.
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    12/07/09

    @noisy doll: Ha, me too. According to the post over the weekend about boring people at parties, it's something that should be avoided. But I'll be happy to sit in a corner sharing charming antecdotes about our cats.

    Yes, I'm boring. :)
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    12/07/09

    In reply to Did Lindsay & Jason Segel Hook Up? Is Madonna Adopting Again?
    That Russell Brand quote cracked me up.

    Sofia is TINY. I cannot believe her reps wanted her to lose weight and get a breast reduction. People are crazy. She's curvy. What's wrong with that?
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    12/07/09

    In reply to Did Lindsay & Jason Segel Hook Up? Is Madonna Adopting Again?
    I have such a hard time not rolling my eyes when I read statements about selling out from musicians. Obviously they (Kings of Leon) wanted their music to go somewhat mainstream, or they wouldn't have signed with RCA, and toured extensively. I don't get it. Is Caleb pissed that his music is being enjoyed by people over the age of 25 who don't wear skinny jeans? Sorry dude, get over yourself, if you wanted to stay small you should have kept on singing in garages and shit.
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    Image of ManofReason ManofReason
    12/07/09

    @GirlFailer: Hey, my band is so indie and nonconformist that nobody goes to my shows!
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    12/07/09

    @ManofReason: My band is so indie, it only exists in my mind, and no one has ever heard our music. Wrap your mind around that, man.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    12/07/09

    @GirlFailer: My band is so indie, it doesn't exists AT ALL!
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    12/07/09

    @GirlFailer: Yeah, I don't see him giving the money back. STFU Caleb. Or switch places with me. I'll sell out so I can eat something better than $.80 vegetable soup for lunch everyday.
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    12/07/09

    @GirlFailer: I actually named my indie band. Shortloin and the Hindshanks.
    We'll never tell the fans which one of us is Shortloin. It'll be an eternal guessing game.

    Look for our album, coming out never. We're too indie for music. We merely record the sounds of our weeping.

    (PS, Kings of Leon, your music sucks anyway.)
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    GirlFailer promoted this comment Edited by vee at 12/07/09 9:38 AM vee was starred vee was unstarred
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    12/07/09

    @freckles: All Kings of Leon wanted was to keep their audience small and exclusive while making exorbitant amounts of money. Is that so much to ask?
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    12/07/09

    @GirlFailer: My BF hates Kings of Leon, with a passion. Primarily because so many people (myself included) love them. I can't wait to tell him that by not liking them, he's doing what they want. It's gonna blow his mind.
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    Image of artyfarty artyfarty
    12/07/09

    @GirlFailer: Good god yes. I fucking hate this attitude. The minute you start deciding who is cool enough to listen to your music is the minute I decide to turn you off.
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    Image of Pantra Pantra
    12/07/09

    @GirlFailer: Yeah, I had to laugh at the outrage that someone in mom jeans likes his band. You didn't reinvent the Sex Pistols, dude, you make mainstream music played on pop stations. What happened, did a salesgirl at Hot Topic laugh at you?
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    12/07/09

    @vee: I have like 12 indie band names. My favorite is Secret Baby and the Big-House Bruises. We're a 32-member concept band. 12.5 of us wear ironic glasses, we all have unpronouncable pseudonyms, and I play the fire extinguisher.
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    Image of GreyCat GreyCat
    12/07/09

    @Pantra: The sex cannot be on fire if one or both of you are wearing mom jeans.
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    12/07/09

    @GirlFailer: I don't know. If you want to be a musician, you have to tour all the time to make any money at all. And when bands are starting out they get used to playing anywhere and everywhere just so they can make the jump from $50 a night to $500, so if they are lucky enough to get a break, it's hard to switch the brain from desperation mode to making strategic career decisions (such as not making stupid sounding comments to the media).

    I've seen bands handle this well and handle it poorly. I've met these guys a few times and they were just normal, like guys you went to high school with. I really don't think they had some grand plan to become corporate musicians and changing your self-concept on a dime would be difficult for anyone.
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    Hiroine Protagonist promoted this comment Edited by caligulala at 12/07/09 10:13 AM caligulala was starred caligulala was unstarred
    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    12/07/09

    @likepenguins: "I play the fire extinguisher"

    Best instrument EVER! I'm also chuckling at your .5th member wearing a monocle.
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    12/07/09

    @likepenguins: Thank you for that comment, now I can cross "nominate COTD" off of my to-do list.
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    12/07/09

    @GirlFailer: I think "cowbell" and fire extinguisher are about the only two percussion instruments I could play, considering I'm terrible at music. Well, I can also play the English handbells, but there's not much call for that, outside of church services and Sufjan Stevens.
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    12/07/09

    @BabyJane: my first ever! I feel just like Susan Lucci must have felt, 20 years ago.
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    12/07/09

    @likepenguins: Oooh, I like that. I'm sold if there are matching blazers a la Miami Vice.
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    12/07/09

    @likepenguins: I almost shit myself laughing at that. No, really. It's been a rough day...
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    Image of TakeADeepBreath TakeADeepBreath
    12/07/09

    In reply to Did Lindsay & Jason Segel Hook Up? Is Madonna Adopting Again?
    I dont for two seconds believe the Taylor Swift was unpopular in school. Sorry.
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    Image of GreyCat GreyCat
    12/07/09

    @TakeADeepBreath: I was fairly unpopular in high school and I have yet to be made into a superstar. Someone somewhere owes me.
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    12/07/09

    @TakeADeepBreath: She's said that for awhile. She's already a popular musician, I don't think she has any reason to lie. She said kids made fun of her hair and her dreams of being a singer. She's also really tall. The Taylor we see now has been buffed and shined to perfection.
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    12/07/09

    @madeofawesome: I'm pretty sure it's Media Promotion Rule 8, Part 2: Artist must claim outcast status to establish trust among teenaged fans who share neither the artist's extraordinary wealth nor the artist's bankable looks. See also: Spears, Britney; Simpson, Jessica.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    12/07/09

    In reply to Did Lindsay & Jason Segel Hook Up? Is Madonna Adopting Again?
    I can't believe that story about Hulk Hogan's toilet seat got out! I was sure they would be able to keep a lid on it. There both still flush after the divorce, one would think they could just buy a new one? It's always sad when a marriage tanks.

    I think I just filled my lifetime quota of toilet puns.
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    12/07/09

    @BabyJane: You must be pooped
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