Today in Tweet Beat, Ghostface Killah instructs his followers on how to treat a lady. Plus, Dog the Bounty Hunter got Beth a sick giant ring.

Today in Tweet Beat, Beth Chapman can't have anything nice. Plus, The Real Housewives of New York are back together and armed with lots of bras.

Today in Tweet Beat, Lady Gaga isn't into Band-Aids, Eli Roth isn't into John Cleese, and Randy Quaid has Dog the Bounty Hunter on his tail.

Today in Tweet Beat, Stephen Fry says that Twitter isn't making people dumber, 50 Cent proves that he's dumb with or without Twitter, and Erika Christensen has a run-in with Stephen Baldwin.

Today in Tweet Beat, Lady Gaga is pissed at Fox for "poorly and amateurly" editing her performance and musical arrangement on American Idol. Plus, Jackie Collins is an Usher fan, and Kelsey Grammar earnestly uses "cheers" as a salutation.

Today in Tweet Beat, celebs weigh in on last night's Academy Awards ceremony and the after-parties. Plus, Joan Rivers reviews the gowns, and Dog the Bounty Hunter's wife Beth shows us her nails.

Today in Tweet Beat, Weezy opens a Twitter account eight days before his one-year jail sentence begins, Courtney Love (sorta) remembers Kurt Cobain's birthday, and Kim Zolciak posts a picture in which she claims to be makeup-free.

Today in Tweet Beat, a pregnant woman ignores her contractions in order to get a signed copy of Lauren Conrad's Sweet Little Lies, Amanda Bynes wants to be a coke head, and Tila Tequila's life is "art."