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    Nobody Puts Baby In A Crappy, Weird Workout DVD

    Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill

    Kissing To Be Clever

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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    01/15/09

    In reply to Nobody Puts Baby In A Crappy, Weird Workout DVD
    Where's the illegal abortion part?
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    Image of stealthird stealthird
    01/15/09

    In reply to Nobody Puts Baby In A Crappy, Weird Workout DVD
    I want the Dirty Dancing 2 workout. Burn calories whilst slobbering all over a sexy cuban dude.
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    Image of Rosa Scandalosa Rosa Scandalosa
    01/15/09

    @stealthird: Ohhhh Diego Luna! Bad movie, but he was so dreamy. Gorgeous guy dancing salsa/mambo while carrying little kid=ovary explosion.
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    01/15/09

    @Northernexpatriate: Oh, I love that movie. Mostly because of Diego, but I still have fun watching it.
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    Image of exelizabeth exelizabeth
    01/15/09

    In reply to Nobody Puts Baby In A Crappy, Weird Workout DVD
    I totally watched Dirty Dancing last night. And I want to watch it again tonight.


    God I love that movie. I've seriously been fantasizing about Patrick Swayze all day.

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    Image of JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!
    01/15/09

    In reply to Nobody Puts Baby In A Crappy, Weird Workout DVD
    My Chicago workout is a killer.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    01/15/09

    @Jessica Decapitatey Lovejoy is now on Facebook! Friends, p...: True, but doing the jail time afterwards sucks.
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    Image of YourScreenplaySucks YourScreenplaySucks
    01/15/09

    In reply to Nobody Puts Baby In A Crappy, Weird Workout DVD
    If Patrick Swayze isn't pressed up against a girl I can easily mentally switch out with myself while he fiercely fights for our, I mean their, love against the world & Grumpy 60's Patriarch, it's not Dirty Dancing.
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    Image of katie.scarlett.o'hara katie.scarlett.o'hara
    01/15/09

    @Your Screenplay Sucks: Yessss. Major problem with this: they're not really dirty dancing, and no Patrick. :(
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    Image of YourScreenplaySucks YourScreenplaySucks
    01/15/09

    @katie.scarlett.o'hara: Maybe by "this is actually from the movie, you guys", they mean it's from the dance lessons Penny gives to those arthritic little old couples who are vacationing at that resort.
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    Image of katie.scarlett.o'hara katie.scarlett.o'hara
    01/15/09

    @Your Screenplay Sucks: In that case, it had better come with one of those Jackie Kennedy wigs.
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    Image of Notes from the underwhelmed Notes from the underwhelmed
    01/15/09

    In reply to Nobody Puts Baby In A Crappy, Weird Workout DVD
    I was doing the Grease 2 workout the other day, which consisted of me dancing around my apartment while singing "Cool Rider"
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    Image of devilchyld22 devilchyld22
    01/15/09

    @Notes from the underwhelmed: A C...O O L... R I D E R...A cooooolllll riiiddderrr a coool coool cool riderrrr


    (goes up and down ladder strategically place in living room)

     Reply
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    Image of SevenNationArmy has truth tourettes SevenNationArmy has truth tourettes
    01/15/09

    In reply to Nobody Puts Baby In A Crappy, Weird Workout DVD
    This still isn't as offencive as the "Flirty Girl Fitness".
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    01/15/09

    @SevennationArmy: That's because nobody puts Baby on a stripper pole.
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    Image of I, Zombie Normal I, Zombie Normal
    01/15/09

    In reply to Nobody Puts Baby In A Crappy, Weird Workout DVD
    Thank you for this post. Okay, okay, okay. Okay, why is this coming out NOW??? Never mind that it looks lame and the dancers have that Brittney at last year's mtv award show performance lethargy, why is this out now?
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    Image of Dottie Gale Dottie Gale
    01/15/09

    @The Zombie Commenter Formerly Known as AbbyNormal: That was my thought...like, in 1987, this would have ROCKED. MY. WORLD. Now, it just reminds me of how old I am and how bad that movie is.
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    Image of ohnokids ohnokids
    01/15/09

    In reply to Nobody Puts Baby In A Crappy, Weird Workout DVD
    Is it bad that this ... tempted me?


    I'm such a sucker for infomercials.

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    Image of katie.scarlett.o'hara katie.scarlett.o'hara
    01/15/09

    @ohnokids: I'm sorta surprised no one has tried to market this before. I know I'm not the only person out there who tried to learn the big finale dance.
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    Image of devilchyld22 devilchyld22
    01/15/09

    @ohnokids: I love it too.


    But I'm also a sucker for Richard Simmonds Sweating to the Oldies.

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    Image of chatterboxwriting chatterboxwriting
    01/15/09

    @ohnokids: I actually just bought this today (before I saw this post). I want to get in shape, but my neighborhood isn't the best for walking (I went out the other day and half the people didn't shovel their sidewalks from the last snow, so it's all icy) and my transmission on my car is broken, so I can't get to the gym for a while. So, I bought a DVD player and a bunch of dance workouts.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    01/15/09

    In reply to Nobody Puts Baby In A Crappy, Weird Workout DVD
    My Dirty Dancing workout consists of carrying a watermelon around.


    So there.

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    Image of katie.scarlett.o'hara katie.scarlett.o'hara
    01/15/09

    @BabyJane: I carry around a tub of ice cream. And by "carry around," I mean I walk from the fridge to my bed.
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    Image of I, Zombie Normal I, Zombie Normal
    01/15/09

    @BabyJane: My version is I get knocked up and have a back-alley abortion, but I do tend to get these things wrong.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    01/15/09

    @katie.scarlett.o'hara: I carry my tub of ice cream in my belly.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    01/15/09

    @The Zombie Commenter Formerly Known as AbbyNormal: You win!
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    Image of Mrs. Stephen Fry Mrs. Stephen Fry
    01/15/09

    @BabyJane: You carried a watermelon?
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    Image of katie.scarlett.o'hara katie.scarlett.o'hara
    01/15/09

    In reply to Nobody Puts Baby In A Crappy, Weird Workout DVD
    They definitely don't do the Charleston in the movie.


    And I seriously doubt they teach you how to do that awesome leg thing Penny does in the mambo scene.

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    Image of The HZA. The HZA.
    01/15/09

    In reply to Nobody Puts Baby In A Crappy, Weird Workout DVD
    Whattttttt.


    I am so confused. Is there some Xanadu workout next?

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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    01/15/09

    @The HZA.: Ssssshhhhh. They'll hear you!
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    Image of sassyredhead sassyredhead
    01/15/09

    @The HZA.: It's a roller skating workout!
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    Image of R_Claw R_Claw
    01/15/09

    @sassyredhead: I would buy that.
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    Image of Notes from the underwhelmed Notes from the underwhelmed
    01/15/09

    In reply to Nobody Puts Baby In A Crappy, Weird Workout DVD
    The number one movie of all time? Really? Isn't that overstating it a bit? Although, I can't imagine many people signing up for the Citizen Kane workout video...
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    Image of I, Zombie Normal I, Zombie Normal
    01/15/09

    @Notes from the underwhelmed: Dude, the Godfather workout is awesome. You eat enormous Italian meals and then shoot a bunch of guys. Works for me!
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    01/15/09

    @The Zombie Commenter Formerly Known as AbbyNormal: I like the Jaws workout: You eat mostly fish and do a lot of swimming.
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    Image of I, Zombie Normal I, Zombie Normal
    01/15/09

    @BabyJane: The Titanic workout is super lame. The first half is just pointless plot points and a little dancing, then the second half you just go down with the ship.


    But the Star Wars Foxy Boxing Routine is out of sight! (Light sabers not included) Dress as your fav character to make working out fun! Help us slim down, Obi-One, you're our only hope!

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    Image of sportz.star sportz.star
    01/15/09

    @Notes from the underwhelmed: I tried the E.T. Workout - it was interactive! Someone came to my house, biked me away in a basket, and then I had to run home.
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