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This Week In Tabloids: Bulging Beach Bodies & Hasselhoff Death Watch

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onehotmess
05/13/09

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im sorry but bruce jenner, enough already. i watched the e! THS on the kardashians yesterday (what? i was bored. dont judge me.) and they had early pics of bruce...hello, hot stuff. this new look though, not working.
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CordeliaShirley
05/13/09

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Kate's makeover hairdo reminds me of Russel Brand.
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angelina jolie-laide is a gaudy tulip
05/13/09

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WHAT is wrong with Kate Hudson's body? I mean, what do THEY think is wrong?
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KentuckyBabe
05/13/09

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I can't believe Katherin Heigle is on the "could use a little work page" other than A lump on her butt she's perfect!

I REALLY hate to admit it but stuff like this really affects me. As a fit person but who has cellulite... seeing a "one lump" butt chastized makes me feel terrible. I have way more than one lump...
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prestocaro fears the culling
05/13/09

@KentuckyBabe: everyone does, and if they don't they are very young, thin, and will have some soon. It's like stretchmarks... we've all got 'em somewhere.
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Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!
05/13/09

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What wasthier issue with Kate Hudson's body? I mean, all the criticisms were ridiculous and fucking insulting, but I thought "flaunting your curves" was a good thing in mag-speak?
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missnicolec
05/13/09

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This probably makes me a bad person but all that cover with Helen on the front does is remind me that Mike didn't win :/

I loved that kid. He looked so great! I hope he and his dad can help his brother get thin too.
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Fate'sBitch
05/13/09

@missnicolec: Mike is adorable and he gave all of his prizes away, he gave the year of free groceries to what's-her-face-with the 5 kids, and when he won a weekend trip he gave it to his parents. I really wanted him or Tara to win.

I can't believe he was raised by Ron, though. Ron is such a dick!
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GlinCastleGirl
05/13/09

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I don't really expect any accuracy out of tabloids on anything. But, just once I'd really like them to understand that IVF does not automatically mean "fast and easy way to get twins!" And, if someone had no trouble conceiving once (if that was the case for Katie), no reputable doctor is going to jump right into IVF. They're going to try IUI first, and you can get multiples from that, too. There's so much misunderstanding about how women's bodies work as it is, that this idea that "gee I want twins" means "I'll go have IVF and poof! Twins!" isn't helping.
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Maritsa
05/13/09

@GlinCastleGirl: People have NO understanding of ART. I once read an interview with one of the Dixie Chicks (who did IVF) who once had someone tell her that was "the easy way." Uh, no, actually it's considerably harder than just doin' it.
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Birthday Girl
05/13/09

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Life&Style Magazine, you are retarded. Anyone would look better with Miranda Kerr's abs, thanks for reminding us. Like....what the hell??? Pam Anderson looks great for her age, are they stupid??? Completely nuts.
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Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!
05/13/09

@Birthday Girl: Arseholes? Yes. Retarded? Poor word choice.
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pumpkinseed
05/13/09

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The Jon & Kate stuff just nauseates me. It always has. Even before all of this cheating biznass.
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GeorgeFayne
05/13/09

@pumpkinseed: It's because they're both assholes of the highest order.
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rednrowdy
05/13/09

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i'm sure that tlc is absolutely piiiiiiiiiissed about all this gosselin crap. all it took was one time for the guy to be photographed coming out of a bar with another woman and the whole thing seems to have imploded.

as much as both of them say "it's not true", there seem to be so. many. people. coming out of the woodwork saying the contrary...always unnamed sources or the best friend's cousin's boyfriend of the former babysitter for the 'other woman' who did time in jail for stealing copper wire or something. it makes me wonder how much these 'sources' are being paid. times are tough, y'all.
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Etoiles
05/13/09

@rednrowdy: i'm sure that tlc is absolutely piiiiiiiiiissed about all this gosselin crap.

Right. TLC is really, really annoyed that their highest-rated show is suddenly getting a metric fuckton of free publicity.

(Suffice it to say I know sources. They're worried about the future of the show but eating up the publicity.)
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rednrowdy
05/13/09

@Etoiles: the bad publicity is one thing - because as we all know, there is no such thing....unless the husband was caught dateline 'to catch a predator' style. THAT would be bad publicity.

but yeah, the jon and kate plus 8 cash cow might be ending really, really soon.
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PrarieMuffin
05/13/09

@rednrowdy: For some reason, I feel like I started hearing rumors about this months ago. When all this affair business started coming out, all I could think was "and this is surprising why?" Then again, anyone whose seen their show should have been pretty well prepared for this, TLC execs included.
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LvV
05/13/09

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I just want to say: Tara, you were ROBBED! YOU are the Biggest Loser!

Forgive me, I have become the biggest Tara fangirl.
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Fate'sBitch
05/13/09

@LvV: Tara is a machine! Girl is awesome, the challenge with the cars was great, she smoked all of them.
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HuckleberryFriend
05/13/09

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I find that Jessica Simpson picture hilarious for reasons that have nothing to do with pregnancy!
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GeorgeFayne
05/13/09

@HuckleberryFriend: It is amazing. The fist pump!
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greengrey
05/13/09

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So when are we going to see pictures of the people at intouch in bikinis?

I need to know if their writers have bumpy butts.

I need to know if the guys there have guts.

Maybe I'm mean, but if I had the money and time of a celebrity, I'd make it happen.
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prestocaro fears the culling
05/13/09

@greengrey: I don't really have $$ for mags anymore, but I would buy 10 copies of a magazine that parodied these beach bod covers with intouch editors in their swimsuits.
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saintbernadette
05/13/09

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Bruce Jenner looks like a lady! Or Christopher Walken.
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Dadadarling
05/13/09

@saintbernadette: Definitely Christopher Walken! My first thought, too.

It would be amazing if this was intentional.
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saintbernadette
05/13/09

@Dadadarling: Ha. I would really admire him. I can see Bruce now: walking into the plastic surgeon's office with a picture of Christopher Walken. "I want to look just like this."
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annebreal
05/13/09

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Can't wait to see how TLC edits the beginning of the show - and most likely the interview portions - to make Kate look like an emasculating bitch who deserved to have her man cheat on her. She needs to just stop with this show, but I have to say, kudos (or ka-dooze!) to her for taking the unflattering edits on the chin. It may be how she really is, of course, but at least they don't wipe the Duggar sanitizing wet-naps all over the show.

Still, can the show, stop making your kids' lives your livelihood, and pick up the pieces.
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maybeimamazed02
05/13/09

@annebreal: I actually defended Kate for a really long time because of what I suspected were unflattering edits. I really hate when any woman with a strong personality (much less a mother of eight who already has a lot on her plate) is automatically portrayed as a bitch.

And I'm still pissed when people say she deserved to be cheated on. Um, no, it doesn't work like that.

That said, I think fame and money has really corrupted these parents and they need to concentrate on their children--whether it's together or apart. Work your shit out privately and stop going to the tabloids.
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