Jezebel: best week ever

Nobody Puts Baby In A Crappy, Weird Workout DVD

Intern Katy — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 18:30:00 EST

Via BWE is this phenomenally campy infomercial for the Dirty Dancing Workout DVD, with a dancer unconvincingly claiming “this is actually from the movie, you guys.” [Best Week Ever]

Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill

Jennifer — Thu, 08 May 2008 16:30:00 EDT

I don't know about you, but this is just what I needed today. Two cats. One treadmill. Good times! Video begins above.

When The News Day Is Slow We'll Always Have 2 Cats On A Treadmill [Best Week Ever]

Kissing To Be Clever

Dodai — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 16:20:00 EST

Eric Bana is hot, this much we know. But he is also funny! Back in his early acting days in Australia, the sweet piece of mancandy had his own TV program called The Eric Bana Sketch Show. The peeps from Best Week Ever dug up an old clip in which Bana tackles two roles: Tom Cruise, and someone interviewing Tom Cruise. His Cruise impression is spot-on; but the best part is the end, when Tom and the journalist kiss, because it means you're watching Eric Bana make out with himself. Awesome. Click the picture to watch the clip. [Best Week Ever]

We Laughed, We Cried, We Plugged Our Ears

Anna — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 14:30:00 EDT

I just sent the above video to Dodai via instant messenger and waited for her response. After 15 seconds, I had yet to hear anyting back. Then she IM'd me a "crying" emoticon. A half-minute later, a "blushing" emoticon came over the iChat transom. Finally she ended with: "Actually, there is no emoticon for what I am doing right now, which is cringing, laughing, and crying all at once."

The Most Amazing Video Of A Girl Playing Star Wars On The Trumpet...Ever [Best Week Ever]

Old Tyme Table-Humping

Anna — Wed, 06 Jun 2007 14:35:48 EDT

If you were one of those unfortunate souls who got a gander at that notorious (and, frankly, disturbing) couch-humping video that made the rounds a few weeks ago, you may enjoy the above, which we came across (as usual) on Best Week Ever. Think of it as, well, the silent film version of the circle-jerk.

ICYMI: Where The Ottoman Humping Began [Best Week Ever]

Speechless

Anna — Wed, 30 May 2007 17:13:42 EDT

Best Week Ever has just posted what has to be the most disturbing video we've seen all day (other than Jenny getting harassed by the manager of Victoria's Secret, but that's a matter for tomorrow!). Taken from the new E! show Sunset Tan, the clip shows a young mother dragging her reluctant young daughter to a L.A. tanning salon and spending $1300 so that the girl "stands out" — "like Lindsay Lohan!" — for her primary-school pictures. Anyway, there's more horror within but we'll let the kids over at Best Week Ever sum up the insanity for us.

Unemployment Check: This Video Contains All The Reasons Why Our Society Is Doomed [BestWeekEver]

The Ann Coulter Of The Fat Police

Anna — Fri, 25 May 2007 09:30:46 EDT

National Action Against Obesity's MeMe Roth, appearing on Fox News, says that 17-year-old Jordin Sparks shouldn't have won American Idol. Because she "clearly has extra weight on her." And: "When I look at Jordin what I see is diabetes, I see heart disease, I see high cholesterol." As we've said before, does Amy Winehouse have to go all Karen Carpenter for you people to remember it is not the job of a fucking singer to be 90 pounds?

The Sourest Skinny B*tch To Ever Be On Fox News Calls Jordin Sparks Obese, Passes Out From Hunger [BestWeekEver, via YouTube]
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