When we drool over soccer players' bodies, are those of us who critique the objectification of women's bodies being hypocrites? No. And here's why.

Tomorrow at 10am EDT, our boys will face off against the Slovenians. So that you can best prepare for the game, we present you with U.S. midfielder Benny Feilhaber lip-syncing Jordin Sparks. No abs, but close enough. USA! USA!