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    Image of vamusical vamusical
    06/02/09

    In reply to How To Talk To Girls Movie: Now More Agonizing Than Previously Anticipated
    Wait. Was Ben Karlin also the Executive Producer of the Daily Show at some point? If so, I saw him open for John Oliver, and he was painfully bad and offensive. ick.
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    06/02/09

    In reply to How To Talk To Girls Movie: Now More Agonizing Than Previously Anticipated
    If "warm-hearted romantic comedies" are emotional pornography, and a child is being exploited to produce it, doesn't that kinda sorta make this kiddie porn?
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    06/02/09

    @andBegorrah: And if they're a kitten involved, it's kiddy kitty porn.
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    06/02/09

    In reply to How To Talk To Girls Movie: Now More Agonizing Than Previously Anticipated
    How to Talk to Girls movie's working title: She's Just Not That Into Your Cooties.
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    06/02/09

    In reply to How To Talk To Girls Movie: Now More Agonizing Than Previously Anticipated
    "Playa ground." Hm. Spanish for "beach ground"?
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    06/02/09

    In reply to How To Talk To Girls Movie: Now More Agonizing Than Previously Anticipated
    Are there really that few capable adult writers that now we must appeal to our children to produce literature?
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    06/02/09

    @morninggloria: One of my eggs currently has a 6 book deal.
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    Image of Laulau Laulau
    06/02/09

    @hortense: No film project yet? Underachiever.
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    Image of geekgirlliz geekgirlliz
    06/02/09

    In reply to How To Talk To Girls Movie: Now More Agonizing Than Previously Anticipated
    Kids don't emerge from their parents heads fully formed a'la Athena. Someone (someones) taught this kid what he believes about society and women. Sure, he has agency and can decide what's right and wrong, but how much agency?
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    Image of PrarieMuffin PrarieMuffin
    06/02/09

    @geekgirlliz: My litmus test is as follows: if I wouldn't be comfortable with him being tried as an adult in criminal court, then I don't hold him responsible for his actions. In this case, I'm pretty sure the adults in his life the failures. I'll reserve my judgment on him til the age of 16.
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    06/02/09

    In reply to How To Talk To Girls Movie: Now More Agonizing Than Previously Anticipated
    I have read and reviewed all three of Alex Greven's books, and they are pure shit: sexist, smirky claptrap forgiven as "cute" and "folksy." Smugness is not adorable no matter how old the peddler.
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    Image of hortense hortense
    06/02/09

    In reply to How To Talk To Girls Movie: Now More Agonizing Than Previously Anticipated
    I already feel bad for the kid who will be cast in the Greven role, as 10 years later, when he's trying to date, references to this performance--even if it's his only one--will come up EVERY SINGLE TIME.


    Also the word "playa-ground" is the worst fucking word ever invented EVER.

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    Image of RisaPlata RisaPlata
    06/02/09

    @hortense: You remember those Life cereal commercials? "Hey Mikey, he likes it!" Apparently, "Mikey" still uses that to try to pick up girls. Or did when I saw something about him years ago, but he was way too old for that, even then.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    06/02/09

    In reply to How To Talk To Girls Movie: Now More Agonizing Than Previously Anticipated
    Ryan Reynolds stars as a handsome widower to a precocious son. Jennifer Aniston is a desperate career desperate woman desperate who cannot desperate find true desperate love. Can the son teach ol' daddy how to talk to [desperate] girls? You bet your ass!
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    06/02/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): I think we really need to work on making the Jennifer Aniston character seem more desperate. Perhaps shots of her wistfully looking at women in bridal shops, or staring at pictures of happy families frolicking on the beach. She needs to have a cat and a fridge full of single serving yogurt cups.
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    06/02/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): What you've described is exactly what I envisioned--which is, essentially, a third-rate rip off of The Courtship of Eddie's Father, with a little Aniston thrown in for good measure.
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    Image of bananastand bananastand
    06/02/09

    In reply to How To Talk To Girls Movie: Now More Agonizing Than Previously Anticipated
    My cat just wrote a guide to picking up dudes at sports bars. This is just the beginning to HER media empire.
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    06/02/09

    @bananastand: I think my cat has that book! "Sit on him, clean yourself, then fall asleep. Try to shed. This will claim him as your own, and no one else may have him."
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    06/02/09

    @RisaPlata: There's a chapter on how you should try not to shred his khakis with your claws when you're nesting on his lap.
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    Image of kithkin kithkin
    06/02/09

    In reply to How To Talk To Girls Movie: Now More Agonizing Than Previously Anticipated
    Oh, good. Another way to pretend to celebrate children while silencing their true voices. Further evidence that children are on the bottom totem pole of the patriarchy.


    Forgive me, I'm exceptionally enthusiastic about blamin' today. Maybe I'll consult Dana Jennings; it could just be my hormones.

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