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Angelina Jolie is in
the hospital in the South of France to prepare for the birth of her twins. How come even a hospital in France sounds better than a basement in Brooklyn? •
Spencer Pratt publicly apologized to
Mary Kate Olsen, thus ending their entirely one-sided
feud. "I apologize for getting caught up in trash talking, but she brought up an emotional subject when she mentioned the soccer stuff," Pratt attack told
Us. • Want to dislike
Paris Hilton even more than you already did? Peep this quote from her about new beau
Benji Madden: "He is going to get [a tattoo] of me but he won't let me get one. He doesn't like tattoos on women. He thinks I look pure." Guess he didn't catch the sex tape then, eh? [
People,
Us,
Dlisted]
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American Pie star
Jason Biggs got
married to actress Jenny Mollen on April 23rd at Los Angeles City Hall without friends or family present. They've been dating for nine months, and they're currently on their honeymoon in Hawaii. Jealous! •
Spencer Pratt will not shut up about this
Lauren Conrad sex tape. Of
Jason Wahler's denial, Pratt says, "We all know that it existed, that he tried to sell it and is now covering up to make himself look better." [
Star,
Us]
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- The new issue of Vanity Fair isn't out yet, but Miley Cyrus is already warning fans that she's mortified of the semi-topless pictures of herself inside. "I took part in a photo shoot that was supposed to be 'artistic' and now, seeing the photographs and reading the story, I feel so embarrassed," she says. A starlet's first shameful shoot is a tale as old as time and a rite of passage, no? [Us Magazine]
- The Disney Channel, which airs Miley's hit show, Hannah Montana, says: "Unfortunately... A situation was created to deliberately manipulate a 15-year-old in order to sell magazines." [People]
- Ooooh here's a shot. Provocative? It's Annie Leibovitz, of course. She's really been controversial lately. [E!]
- Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt did attend the White House Correspondents dinner on Saturday night. They sat at Fortune magazine's table. Other tidbits from that night: Colin Firth couldn't get into the Bloomberg party; Kal Penn (aka Kumar of Harold & Kumar) hung with Salman Rushie and claims he doesn't actually smoke weed; Pete Wentz shouted, "I just want to thank my girlfriend's vagina!" before he started DJing. Stay classy, D.C.! [Page Six]
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This is so
sad. David Beckham gave his sweat-soaked jersey to two young boys after a Los Angeles Galaxy game at Hawaii's Aloha stadium. Now, the boys' parents are duking it out in court to see who gets possession of the jersey. "My son got the shirt, their kid started trying to pry it away," said
Wilfred Ho, who is the mother of one of the boys. The entire thing is so unbearably tacky. •
Benji Madden ran over a paparazzo's foot last night leaving a club with
Paris Hilton in the passenger seat. Benji drove away, and the photographer has filed a
hit and run report. These tools really need to get drivers when they go out to clubs. It would save them a lot of money and legal wrangling. • Yesterday
Carmen Electra announced her engagement to Korn guitarist
Rob Patterson; today the
pregnancy speculation begins. [
CNN,
TMZ,
Celebitchy via
dlisted]
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- Remember how sources said Ashlee was knocked up and then Pete Wentz said she wasn't ? Now sources say Ashlee Simpson is pregnant and will get married next month at a private residence in Southern California. [People]
- Jessica Simpson is reportedly jealous of little sis Ashlee, since she's always wanted a baby and even joked she'd resort to making her hairstylist Ken Paves the daddy. Oy. [MSNBC]
- Cameron Diaz's father died suddenly yesterday; the cause was pneumonia. [TMZ]
- Um, prepare yourself: Rob Lowe's nanny says he repeatedly exposed his "flaccid penis" and his "erect penis" to her, repeatedly asked her "to touch his penis," repeatedly masturbated in front of her, showed her pornographic images on his computer, asked her to give him a massage and tell him dirty stories. Shudder. [TMZ]
- So yeah, the nanny is countersuing Lowe for sexual harassment. She is seeking $50,000 in general damages as well as punitive damages and unpaid wages. [Reuters]
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oh, yoko
Over on the gossip blog "A Socialite's Life," editors are asking if
Paris Hilton is
"pulling a Yoko" with her new relationship to
Good Charlotte's
Benji Madden. First off,
mentioning Benji Madden and John Lennon in the same sentence is borderline blasphemous. But even more gratingly, for years "Yoko" has been a shorthand for a "controlling" girlfriend or wife whose association with a rock star broke up a band and ruined everything. Not only is the maligning of Yoko is sexist, since it's not really her fault that the Beatles dissolved, it needs to be said that women aren't the only significant others who muck up creative production. Which is why I think there needs to be a male "Yoko" equivalent. I nominate "
Bobby Brown" as in, "Bill Clinton really needs to back off on Hillary's campaign trail or he's going to be a total Bobby Brown."
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- Halle Berry gave birth to a baby girl on Sunday morning in L.A. An insider says Halle first arrived at the hospital early Saturday with contractions and "skyrocketing" blood pressure, but stabilized, went home and came back later Saturday night. The baby was born at 10:17 am yesterday. Congrats! [Star Magazine]
- Baby and mama are "doing great!" [US Magazine]
- George Clooney is going to be Nicole Kidman's baby's godfather. Damn. Raise your hand if you're jealous of an unborn kid. [Mirror]
- Nicole Richie hates her post-pregnancy boobs. "I am bustier now and I really don't like it. It doesn't really fit with my wardrobe, it's not who I am. I am not someone who is used to wearing a bra or having to wear a bra, I really don't like it. I like wearing vintage hippy see-through shirts that aren't slutty on me because there is nothing to look at." [The Sun]
- Mel Gibson and Britney Spears: New BFFs. WTF. [TMZ]
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Lisa Marie Presley is
suing the
Daily Mail for writing an article mocking her weight gain. She says the article "forced" her to announce her pregnancy." • Speaking of weight gain,
Valerie Bertinelli said she embarked on her
Jenny Craig journey because
Victoria Principal implied she was chubby. "She asked point-blank how much I weighed... Nervously, I told her, 168, and it almost took her breath away. It was the kind of politely horrified reaction that had turned me into a Hollywood hermit." • Paris Hilton has been wearing a ring on her ring finger with the initials
"B.M." branded on it. Some say it stands for Paris's new flame
Benji Madden, but in our hearts it will always stand for
bowel movement. [
Reuters ,
National Post,
Us Weekly]
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Billy Ray Cyrus has denied rumors that he deleted
Lindsay Lohan's number from daughter
Miley Cyrus's phone. Is it so wrong to want to keep your barely legal spawn away from Lilo? If nothing else, she will encourage Miley to use an unhealthy amount of tanner. • Or worse, Miley could end up like Lindsay's real life little sis, 14-year-old
Ali: on a reality show with their momager Dina. The show, tentatively titled
Living Lohan, will debut on E! this summer and revolves around Ali's attempt to jumpstart her showbiz career. • Is
Benji Madden only hanging out with
Paris Hilton to make ex
Sophie Monk jealous? Do we care about
any of these fools? [
People,
People,
Los Angeles Times]
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- Ali Lohan tells Teen Vogue: "I grew up watching Lindsay. It made me want to do what she does. Just the whole vibe. Being there, being on camera, or onstage, with everybody listening to you... It's so cool when people look up to you. I've already been asked for my autograph and it's just a really good feeling to have." Oh, no! Isn't there a difference between a creative artist who craves expression and a fame whore? [People]
- Where were Brad and Angelina on Oscar night? At home, relaxing. Basking in their collective hotness, probably. [People]
- Angelina will have her baby in France and it's a girl, if you believe this UK paper. [The Sun]
- John Krasinski and Rashida Jones: It's so on. [ONTD]
- Mile high club! Rhys Ifans and Sienna Miller got frisky on a flight from L.A. to London: Rhys took off his top and jumped half-naked into Sienna's fold-out bed. [Mirror]
- Madonna to other prospective jurors at jury duty: "I'm gonna tell [the court] I'm an unemployed mom." [Page Six]
- Madonna's new album (and her final CD with Warner Bros.) is titled Hard Candy and drops April 29. Can't wait to taste it! [Yahoo News]
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- Amy Winehouse is in talks to do fashion and cosmetics lines? Amy-branded eyeliner and hairspray? What kind of fuckery is this? [The Sun]
- Jennifer Lopez' nursery is filled with $279 cashmere cardigans, two sleigh cribs costing $1,390 each and a $1250 snakeskin diaper bag. You know, understated. [People]
- Of her newborn twins, J. Lo says, "I can't take my eyes off of them." Awww, especially since they look so cute in cashmere! [MSNBC]
- As previously reported, Joe Francis' Girls Gone Wild magazine hits stands April 15. Guess who will have a photo shoot inside? Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian. Klassy! [Page Six]
- George Clooney is super into his girlfriend, lalalala I can't hear you. [People]
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- There was a lot of buzz about Brangelina meeting up with Jennifer Aniston at a pre-Oscars party, but Brad and Angie skipped the bash! No showcase showdown... Yet. [Mirror]
- Angelina and Brad are "very very happy" about her pregnancy. Did you see her belly? [People]
- Has Jennifer Aniston "put her eggs on ice"??? A source says she's frozen some eggs and is "waiting for Mr. Right." [MSNBC]
- Oscar winners: No Country For Old Men, Daniel Day-Lewis, Tilda Swinton, Marion Cotillard, Javier Bardem. [People]
- Rumer Willis at a pre-Oscars event: "Don't you know who my mum is!?" [Mirror]
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- Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt to wed? Finally? Now that she is preggo with twins? OMG! [MSNBC]
- Did Britney get married when she went to Mexico last month? Maybe! Of course, her man, Adnan Ghalib, is already married. But! Wedding documents exist! Says a source. [Gatecrasher]
- Meanwhile, Britney seems to have made up with her mom; they went shopping yesterday. [People]
- The lyrics of a Spamalot song have been changed from referencing Britney Spears to name-dropping Posh Spice, because, says Eric Idle, "We don't laugh at sad people." [AP]
- Queen of Soul Aretha Franklin is pissed Beyoncé called Tina Turner "The Queen." Whoops. [People]
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