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    Women's Magazines Make Even Stephen Colbert Hate Himself

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    Image of tinydundie42 tinydundie42
    09/29/09

    In reply to Women's Magazines Make Even Stephen Colbert Hate Himself
    Marry Conan, Boff Stephen, Kill Jimmy
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    Image of rodmanstreet rodmanstreet
    09/29/09

    In reply to Women's Magazines Make Even Stephen Colbert Hate Himself
    Do Conan, Dump Jimmy, Marry Stephen... DUH
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    Image of mommy_dearest mommy_dearest
    09/29/09

    In reply to Women's Magazines Make Even Stephen Colbert Hate Himself
    I just went through and promoted a couple comments that were pro-Conan. I would like to make sure that Conan knows that I would gladly do him.
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    Image of meritxell: an erotic life meritxell: an erotic life
    09/29/09

    @mommy_dearest: Oh I would definitely do Conan. I'm like that chick in "Sugar & Spice" with her Conan in an all leather apartment fantasy. He is a sexy redheaded beast!
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    Edited by meritxell: an erotic life at 09/29/09 3:53 PM meritxell: an erotic life was starred meritxell: an erotic life was unstarred
    Image of mrsnigeltufnel mrsnigeltufnel
    09/29/09

    In reply to Women's Magazines Make Even Stephen Colbert Hate Himself
    I had a dream about Stephen Colbert. He was wearing a white shirt, red tie, black slacks, and a yellow LiveStrong bracelet. He danced exotically for me in a deserted hotel convention center, then removed his Velcro slacks and teabagged me. I woke up laughing and told my husband, who requested pics if it ever happened in real life.
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    Image of tell Dolly Parton again tell Dolly Parton again
    09/29/09

    In reply to Women's Magazines Make Even Stephen Colbert Hate Himself
    Being married to Stephen Colbert, with his adorable kids and his Sunday School teaching and his giant South Carolina family, must be the straight-up best. I hope his wife somehow finds this thread and smiles smugly to herself. She's earned it.
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    Image of Lady Branagh Lady Branagh
    09/29/09

    In reply to Women's Magazines Make Even Stephen Colbert Hate Himself
    I'm all over Colbert but....why is there no rage in these comments that Jimmy Fuckin Fallon beat out Conan? COME ON.
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    violettefay promoted this comment Yahtzii approved this comment Lady Branagh was starred Lady Branagh was unstarred
    Image of layertrout layertrout
    09/29/09

    @Lady Branagh: I don't know who participated in that poll, but it's safe to assume that they have no taste whatsoever.

    Conan is obviously marry.
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    Image of L'Adelina L'Adelina
    09/29/09

    @layertrout: Obviously. Conan, with his lovely red hair, means you are more likely to have adorable spawn. He will make you laugh constantly for the rest of your life.

    AND he's really tall so he can get all the things off of the tippytop shelf.
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    mbot says Spock yeah! promoted this comment L'Adelina was starred L'Adelina was unstarred
    Image of IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel
    09/29/09

    In reply to Women's Magazines Make Even Stephen Colbert Hate Himself
    Come on, we all know that Jimmy Fallon is a "kill" in this game. I couldn't stand him giggling and breaking the 4th wall while we had sex.
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    Image of mightymomo mightymomo
    10/26/09

    @IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: Have you seen whip it? Oh jesus, he is the worst. NONE of his jokes were funny. Can you imagine having to deal with someone for rest of your life not being funny whilst thinking they are?
    The editor was obviously drunk and got them mixed. #stephencolbert
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    IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel promoted this comment mightymomo was starred mightymomo was unstarred
    Image of lizziesaint lizziesaint
    09/29/09

    In reply to Women's Magazines Make Even Stephen Colbert Hate Himself
    I always called it Fuck, Chuck or Marry. As in chuck off a cliff.
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    Image of limber limber
    09/29/09

    @lizziesaint: Yeah, I know it as Shag, Marry, Cliff.

    Though I always envisioned the "cliff" scenario as a Lifetime movie where the woman sweetly stage-manages her date while taking a photo, saying "a little further back, a little more..." until suddenly and with a dramatic musical cue, he abruptly vanishes from the frame.

    And then there's ominous wind sounds and the woman readjusts her kerchief, slides the camera back into her bag, and ponders how hard to cry when she finds that hot park ranger.
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    Image of wednesdayam wednesdayam
    09/29/09

    In reply to Women's Magazines Make Even Stephen Colbert Hate Himself
    Really, Glamour? Jimmy's the Do and Conan's the Dump? Seriously?

    Obviously, you people have no sense of humor or taste, and to you I say GOOD DAY!
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    mommy_dearest promoted this comment Edited by wednesdayam at 09/29/09 12:53 PM wednesdayam was starred wednesdayam was unstarred
    Image of meritxell: an erotic life meritxell: an erotic life
    09/29/09

    @wednesdayam: Jimmy is clearly the dump! Conan and Colbert are both do/marry.
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    Image of MichelinG MichelinG
    09/29/09

    In reply to Women's Magazines Make Even Stephen Colbert Hate Himself
    This poll made me mad! (Yes, I read Glamour... go ahead and shun me). Conan is always, always a 'marry'.

    I could do without Colbert and Fallon.
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    mommy_dearest promoted this comment MichelinG was starred MichelinG was unstarred
    Image of tinytm11 tinytm11
    09/29/09

    In reply to Women's Magazines Make Even Stephen Colbert Hate Himself
    I love me some Colbert, but WHERE is Jon Stewart?! This is an outrage!
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    Image of futuremouse futuremouse
    09/29/09

    @tinytm11: They left him out in the spirit of fairness. He's totally a ringer.
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    Image of cand86 cand86
    09/29/09

    @tinytm11: Seriously!
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    Image of rednrowdy rednrowdy
    09/29/09

    In reply to Women's Magazines Make Even Stephen Colbert Hate Himself
    dear mr. colbert,

    i don't read glamour, but if i was married to you, how could i cheat on you? i'd be too busy getting busy with you to even think about anyone else. plus, jimmy fallon? AS IF.

    love and other indoor sports,
    rednrowdy
    xoxo
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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    09/29/09

    In reply to Women's Magazines Make Even Stephen Colbert Hate Himself
    I love that he's eating his own ice cream flavor. An intelligent, supernice hot guy with HIS OWN ice cream flavor is by definition Do and Marry.
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    Yahtzii promoted this comment BetteD was starred BetteD was unstarred
    Image of Yahtzii Yahtzii
    09/29/09

    @BetteD: Oh and it is SO good. I would Do and Marry him just for that ice cream. See below.
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    Image of Yahtzii Yahtzii
    09/29/09

    In reply to Women's Magazines Make Even Stephen Colbert Hate Himself
    Maybe the Ben and Jerry's promotional shame-spiral could be a nightly segment, like when his show was in Philadelphia and was aggressively promoted by Doritos (The City of Brotherly Crunch!). Stephen Colbert crying into a pint of ice cream is much better than most TV.

    Side note: I actually partook of his flavor, Americone Dream, last night and it is the fucking best. No shame spiral, though. Just pure, unadulterated joy at eating this most delicious of the Ben and Jerry's flavors.
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    Image of Samanthrax Samanthrax
    09/29/09

    In reply to Women's Magazines Make Even Stephen Colbert Hate Himself
    Nothing a little anal can't fix.
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    Image of lafleur lafleur
    09/29/09

    @Samanthrax: On whose end?

    ...so to speak.
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