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    How Do I Tell Everyone That This Guy Died Of Prostate Cancer Because He Was An Adulterer?

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    07/10/09

    In reply to How Do I Tell Everyone That This Guy Died Of Prostate Cancer Because He Was An Adulterer?
    Brigham Young made my day. I never though that is a statement I would make in honesty. Who knew!
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    Image of Little Green Frog (Wise Latina) Little Green Frog (Wise Latina)
    07/10/09

    In reply to How Do I Tell Everyone That This Guy Died Of Prostate Cancer Because He Was An Adulterer?
    Hannah Montana: Person with no scientific proof and lots of parishioner gossip say what?

    (Oh, give me a break it's Friday, and my daughter has been watching non stop)
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    07/10/09

    In reply to How Do I Tell Everyone That This Guy Died Of Prostate Cancer Because He Was An Adulterer?
    Maybe he got prostate cancer because most men, if they live long enough, will get some form of prostate cancer.
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    Image of whynotshesaid whynotshesaid
    07/11/09

    @Jack_Burton: But duh, didn't you know most men get prostate cancer because they are all big ole cheaters?
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    07/10/09

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    Churchill: He may have been an adulterer, but you're an asshole and you'll still be one tomorrow. Possibily with cancer.
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    Image of thesciencegirl thesciencegirl
    07/10/09

    In reply to How Do I Tell Everyone That This Guy Died Of Prostate Cancer Because He Was An Adulterer?
    Jesus: Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.
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    Image of Bunsen Honeydew Bunsen Honeydew
    07/10/09

    @thesciencegirl: Amen
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    07/10/09

    In reply to How Do I Tell Everyone That This Guy Died Of Prostate Cancer Because He Was An Adulterer?
    The widow should really be informed, as punishment for not being smart enough to discover it herself. I'm sure the pastor would agree.
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    07/10/09

    In reply to How Do I Tell Everyone That This Guy Died Of Prostate Cancer Because He Was An Adulterer?
    I once had to convince a patient that his father did not die from colon cancer because he was gay.

    okay, it was a fake patient for a class exercise, but apparently, it was based on real patient concerns from the hospital files.
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    Image of token_illiterate_commenter token_illiterate_commenter
    07/10/09

    In reply to How Do I Tell Everyone That This Guy Died Of Prostate Cancer Because He Was An Adulterer?
    I'm not a big fan of Kerouac, but I think he got this one right. Being dead has helped clarify things for him.
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    Image of j_fizz j_fizz
    07/10/09

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    Hold up. So only this "Celia" person knows that this dude slept with many church ladies?
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    Image of EltonJorts EltonJorts
    07/10/09

    In reply to How Do I Tell Everyone That This Guy Died Of Prostate Cancer Because He Was An Adulterer?
    It's worth noting that Kerouac was a Catholic.
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    07/10/09

    In reply to How Do I Tell Everyone That This Guy Died Of Prostate Cancer Because He Was An Adulterer?
    Wait wait wait, am I confused about what a prostate is? I thought it was a gland that helps produce semen. Why is everyone talking about butt cancer?
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    Image of BellaNotte BellaNotte
    07/10/09

    @Zombie MissSkittles: To stimulate/diagnose/whatever a man's prostate you have to go up his butt.
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    07/10/09

    @BellaNotte: Okay, that makes sense. As I don't have a prostate, I never put much thought into it. I've just always heard colon cancer called "butt cancer."
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    Image of Dodgergirl Dodgergirl
    07/10/09

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    Simon & Garfunkel: (Ce)celia. You're shaking my confidence daily.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    07/10/09

    @Dodgergirl: Great minds think alike!
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    07/10/09

    @Dodgergirl:
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    07/10/09

    @BlackFrancine: Marshall, is that you?
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    07/10/09

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    Simon and Garfunkel: Celia, you're breaking my heart. You're shaking my confidence daily.
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    Image of Dodgergirl Dodgergirl
    07/10/09

    @BabyJane: You beat me by a minute!
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    07/10/09

    In reply to How Do I Tell Everyone That This Guy Died Of Prostate Cancer Because He Was An Adulterer?
    Mark Sanford's political career: The love of self is the most self of self. Also, all those women were his soulmates. Go spend time on the farm.
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    Image of vintagegoddess vintagegoddess
    07/10/09

    In reply to How Do I Tell Everyone That This Guy Died Of Prostate Cancer Because He Was An Adulterer?
    Hmmmm, my husband has prostate cancer, I guess I might need to check his text messages.....
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