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    Burglars Pull A Fast One On Paris Hilton

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    Image of Diziet_Sma Diziet_Sma
    12/19/08

    In reply to Burglars Pull A Fast One On Paris Hilton
    Wow - Ronson likes At The Drive-In, Fugazi and Fela Kuti? Color me surprised, but pleasantly. Good call, sir!
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    Image of The HZA. The HZA.
    12/19/08

    In reply to Burglars Pull A Fast One On Paris Hilton
    Isn't this like the third time she has been robbed because she leaves her house unlocked?
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    Image of Scout Scout
    12/19/08

    In reply to Burglars Pull A Fast One On Paris Hilton
    ah, Woody....thank you for the soliloquy (i think)


    signed Laura (aka Scout)

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    Image of ceejeemcbeegee is not here ceejeemcbeegee is not here
    12/19/08

    In reply to Burglars Pull A Fast One On Paris Hilton
    SMC is really coming up... it will be a 4-year college soon. Yay!
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    Image of sportz.star sportz.star
    12/19/08

    In reply to Burglars Pull A Fast One On Paris Hilton
    I can't believe it took this long for the Natalie Holloway story to hit lifetime. Was there a Law & Order based on it?
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    Image of CollegeCamel CollegeCamel
    12/19/08

    In reply to Burglars Pull A Fast One On Paris Hilton
    you were ashamed to proclaim love for Ben Folds? you should be ashamed of that fact! Ben Folds = awesome
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    Image of Cesybabe or Nirvanah Crane Cesybabe or Nirvanah Crane
    12/19/08

    @CollegeCamel:I only discovered Ben Folds and Ben Folds Five about 2 months ago and I LOVE LOVE LOVE IT ALL.
    If it was a shameful scret that I had to hide, I really know nothing.
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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    12/20/08

    @CollegeCamel: Word. I wanna wanna wanna wanna be KATE!
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    Image of ceejeemcbeegee is not here ceejeemcbeegee is not here
    12/19/08

    In reply to Burglars Pull A Fast One On Paris Hilton
    Not a Paris fan by any means, but being robbed is no joke. There were strangers in her house taking her crap! I'm glad she wasn't hurt.
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    12/19/08

    In reply to Burglars Pull A Fast One On Paris Hilton
    I own about $50 worth of jewelry.


    I obsessively, habitually secure BOTH locks on my apartment door anytime I even venture down to the laundry room.

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    Image of Jello Mix Jello Mix
    12/19/08

    In reply to Burglars Pull A Fast One On Paris Hilton
    Fun fact: if your house is robbed because you were foolish to leave your door unlocked, it is not included in your neighborhood's crime statistics.
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    Image of ceejeemcbeegee is not here ceejeemcbeegee is not here
    12/19/08

    @jello_mix: Ya know, I live in a very nice neighborhood. And sometimes, my front door might be unlocked. Like, if I start my car and forget I left something inside, I might pop back in and leave the car running and the front door standing wide open. It may be foolish, yes. But is it an invitation to get robbed and possibly murdered?
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    Image of PrettyNotPretty PrettyNotPretty
    12/19/08

    @jello_mix: Seriously?! Wow. I wonder if that's why all those small towns where everyone leaves their doors unlocked have low crime rates - they ARE getting robbed, but they don't talk about it, and they keep leaving their doors open, and! I'm dizzy.
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    Image of victoriasauce victoriasauce
    12/19/08

    In reply to Burglars Pull A Fast One On Paris Hilton
    What kind of person leaves their door unlocked when they have 2 million dollars worth of jewelry inside?


    Oh, yeah.

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    Image of I, Zombie Normal I, Zombie Normal
    12/19/08

    In reply to Burglars Pull A Fast One On Paris Hilton
    When I first the saw the headline about Billie Jean suing MJ, I wondered what he had done to Billie Jean King.
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    12/19/08

    @The Zombie Commenter Formerly Known as AbbyNormal: Well, BJK is kinda short and childlike...
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    Image of Sophie needs to study...damn Sophie needs to study...damn
    12/19/08

    In reply to Burglars Pull A Fast One On Paris Hilton
    Is it just me, a does Paris look particularly crazy? Nice photoshop though!
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    Sophie needs to study...damn was starred Sophie needs to study...damn was unstarred
    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    12/19/08

    In reply to Burglars Pull A Fast One On Paris Hilton
    ZOMG on Billie Jean coming to life, how hilarious.


    Dance on the floor in the round to prove yourself, Billie Jean.

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    Image of I, Zombie Normal I, Zombie Normal
    12/19/08

    In reply to Burglars Pull A Fast One On Paris Hilton
    Oh, Woody, Mad Libs aren't poems, silly.


    "Pass the ______ on the left hand side."

                         noun

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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    12/19/08

    In reply to Burglars Pull A Fast One On Paris Hilton
    I have a total Debra Winger crush, and I'm glad to see her "resurface."
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    Image of Emily Brilliant Emily Brilliant
    12/19/08

    @2pint: You should check out that film Searching For Debra Winger where Rosanna Arquette goes on a quest to find out what happened to her. You might like it.


    Frances McDormand was my favorite participant. She is, by far, the epitome of cool.

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    Image of PhillyLass PhillyLass
    12/19/08

    @Emily Brilliant: Is it about the dim prospects for women over 40 in Hollywood? Or is it really about searching for one supposedly reclusive woman?
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