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    Image of dj_chick dj_chick
    08/06/09

    In reply to Doonan Jumps To Ed Hardy's Defense; Smell Like Kate Moss For Fall
    I must admit... there was a time when I liked Ed Hardy (and *gasp* Affliction). I used to really like the designs, until I started to notice who was wearing them. That fixed that.
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    08/06/09

    @dj_chick: I still kind of like them on say, a scarf or a handbag. I don't think anyone needs to be wearing a giant tiger tattoo shirt though. Ever.
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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    08/06/09

    In reply to Doonan Jumps To Ed Hardy's Defense; Smell Like Kate Moss For Fall
    I'm jealous of the Phillip Lim shoppers for two reasons:

    1. They got style advice from one of my favorite designers
    2. They can actually afford his clothing

    Bastards.
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    08/06/09

    In reply to Doonan Jumps To Ed Hardy's Defense; Smell Like Kate Moss For Fall
    I love Simon but call BS. To compare Hardy and Versace is ridiculous. Even at his most rococo, Gianni never made a shirt that looked like twenty people threw up on it.
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    Image of I, Zombie Normal I, Zombie Normal
    08/06/09

    In reply to Doonan Jumps To Ed Hardy's Defense; Smell Like Kate Moss For Fall
    Yes, Simon, Jon Gosselin is totally thinking, when he dons his Ed Hardy gear, "I'll never be the darling of the so called 'City Fathers' who cluck their tongues and stroke their beards and talk about 'What's to do with Jon Gosselin?' This will show them, this awesome bedazzled tshirt covered in disco tigers and esprit de crap. Take that, arbiters of style. Now where are my hooge diamond earrings?"
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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    08/06/09

    In reply to Doonan Jumps To Ed Hardy's Defense; Smell Like Kate Moss For Fall
    Of course it's cheesy! That's the whole point!

    Yeah, even if I believed that, I don't think people like Jon Gosselin are in on the joke. They think it's edgy. So DUH right back atcha!
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    08/06/09

    @Eleanor Ramilly: That, and just because a thing is "cheesy," doesn't mean we have to like it.
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    08/06/09

    @NefariousNewt: I'm offended on behalf of cheese.
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    Image of hortense hortense
    08/06/09

    In reply to Doonan Jumps To Ed Hardy's Defense; Smell Like Kate Moss For Fall
    Oh Simon, really? Do you really think Jon Gosselin puts on those tiger shirts and thinks, "Oh, what a delightful way to put up a middle finger at the elitist doo doo heads who frown upon such garish fashions!"
    I think not. I'm pretty sure he actually believes wearing a tiger makes him look super badass and tough.
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    08/06/09

    @hortense: at this point I'm wondering if he's getting paid for wearing the product because he keeps turning up in pap shots wearing it. pretty smart advertising.
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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    08/06/09

    @hortense: Yeah, didn't see your post before I put mine up, but I agree. Also, I'm not sure I buy what they're selling. I don't think that's the intention of the clothes at all.
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    08/06/09

    @bluebears: He is the latest thing. But he doesn't want to be. He said so himself.
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    08/06/09

    @NefariousNewt: he just wants to be left alone to spend time with his kids!!!!!
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    Image of I, Zombie Normal I, Zombie Normal
    08/06/09

    @hortense: Aw, I gotta refresh more, but yes, assuming this so-called fashion really is a wink and a nod to the greater patterns of being, those not in on the joke still look silly and not at all badass. At least it's an easy way to say, "Hey, we're never gonna hang out."
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    08/06/09

    @hortense: Ed Hardy shirts are the adult male equivalent of Lisa Frank trapperkeepers.
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    Image of SouthernSatine SouthernSatine
    08/06/09

    @wordinedgewise: Except those are amazing.
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    Image of nothing_new nothing_new
    08/06/09

    In reply to Doonan Jumps To Ed Hardy's Defense; Smell Like Kate Moss For Fall
    I always imagined Kate Moss to smell like cigarettes, beer, dirt, and sweat. Considering that smelling like Kate Moss isn't for me.
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    Image of Dictator for Life Dictator for Life
    06/01/09

    In reply to Astronauts Suit Up For Vuitton; The Kaiser Actually Hates Swans
    I'm assuming Kate Moss's Vintage perfume smells like mothballs and that undefinable Goodwill smell that prevents me from spending more than a minute in any thrift store.
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    Image of Wit is periodically disensouled Wit is periodically disensouled
    06/01/09

    In reply to Astronauts Suit Up For Vuitton; The Kaiser Actually Hates Swans
    Gorgeous, inspiring ad. It reminds me of pulp science fiction stories from the 40s and 50s. (Although the LV bag does look a bit out of place.)


    Also, swans are vicious buggers. One tried to take off my foot, but luckily I managed to move faster than him. I did get some great photographs of him looking graceful and serene, though.

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    Image of Rare Affinity Rare Affinity
    06/01/09

    In reply to Astronauts Suit Up For Vuitton; The Kaiser Actually Hates Swans
    Having just bought 6 more vintage hats from 1910 to the 1940s in recent weeks, I confidently expect to oust Carla Bruni from her perch as best hat wearer next year. Mind you, I had to smile at the idea that someone based in Luton should be setting themselves up as the arbiter of fashion savoir.UK Jezebels of a certain age will forever remember the advert featuring a cockney girl asked by an English toff whether she had wafted in from paradise. "Nah, Luton airport!" she replies.
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    Image of notheretomakefriends notheretomakefriends
    06/01/09

    In reply to Astronauts Suit Up For Vuitton; The Kaiser Actually Hates Swans
    F**K YOU PENGUIN, and F**K you too swan ! [fuckyoupenguin.blogspot.com] Swans are nature's Porsche drivers
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    06/01/09

    In reply to Astronauts Suit Up For Vuitton; The Kaiser Actually Hates Swans
    Swans/geese are the WORST. You look at those fuckers wrong and they LUNGE AT YOU LIKE SOME JURASSIC PARK SHIT. Seriously, they are like mean little velociraptors. They will fuck. your. shit. up. I hate them. I HATE THEM.
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    Image of lolacat lolacat
    06/01/09

    In reply to Astronauts Suit Up For Vuitton; The Kaiser Actually Hates Swans
    I looked at those pictures of Lily Cole. Can't the girl go out of the house with a ring on any finger she likes and not get crap about how she is attention-seeking or a crap student?


    I know, I know- I'm not surprised at the Daily Mail but it seems pretty little to make it across the pond.


    Also- Oilily filed for bankruptcy. I'm so, so NOT sad. I was tired of overpriced mother/daughter patchwork velvet spats.

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    06/01/09

    In reply to Astronauts Suit Up For Vuitton; The Kaiser Actually Hates Swans
    "Swans, they are the meanest animals in the world, you know. I had problems with them as a child. They hate children. I was caught by one, so I know. The idea of swans is lovely, and they have a beautiful shape, but they seem more romantic than they in fact are. I don't think really they die like this. They just drop dead, hmm? But who wants to see that?"


    No comment, I just wanted to reread that. Crazy, wonderful Karl.

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    Image of notheretomakefriends notheretomakefriends
    06/01/09

    @lilbobbytables: Ecch. I'm not that impressed by swans. I'm not that interested in them. I'm not that impressed.
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    06/01/09

    @notheretomakefriends: that should have been italics, and said with a german accent
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    Image of Pocahaunted Pocahaunted
    06/01/09

    @lilbobbytables: I've been tearful for the past 36 hours about the murder of George Tiller, but the mental image of Karl being 'caught' by a malevolent swan made me giggle.


    Keep on with the crazy, Karl!

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    Image of notheretomakefriends notheretomakefriends
    06/01/09

    In reply to Astronauts Suit Up For Vuitton; The Kaiser Actually Hates Swans
    OH. THE. IRONY. ( [jezebel.com] )

    "A study in the U.K. found that while women make up 52% of the fashion industry's workforce, they are paid 15% less than their male counterparts, and have only 37% of the top job"
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