Remember When Emma Stone Sang "Bitch" on a Partridge Family Reality…

The 20 stars nominated for Academy Awards this year represent some of the most talented (or, anyway, famous) actors on screen today. At one point, however, they were slack-jawed, blank-eyed, no-name novices. They’d probably like to forget their often humiliating early work, but thanks to the magic of technology, they… » 2/19/15 12:15pm 2/19/15 12:15pm

Benedict Cumberbatch Kills Your Dreams, Will Marry Fiancée Today 

Gangly ginger and unlikely heartthrob Benedict Cumberbatch, will marry pregnant fiancee Sophie Hunter today. According to various sources, Cumberbatch has been scheming this vile plan to stomp all over your heart for some time. Sources also confirm that the couple will marry on the Isle of Wight, the windiest place in… » 2/14/15 10:35am 2/14/15 10:35am

Parents Willing to Pay Heaps of Money to Clone Angelina Jolie

Want a baby to look exactly like Angelina Jolie? The star isn't going to be giving you any of hers anytime soon, but TMZ reports that desperate parents (desperate for their kids to look like Jolie, so rich desperate parents) are willing to pay thousands upon thousands per egg in order to get a little Lara Croft in… » 11/27/14 11:38am 11/27/14 11:38am

Jon Stewart Also Wants to Rip Benedict Cumberbatch's Clothes Off

On Tuesday night, Benedict Cumberbatch and his very plummy laugh appeared on The Daily Show to screeches and yelps from the studio audience. "It doesn't ever normalize, I'll tell you that," he admitted. "It's wonderful but it's very strange." Jon Stewart promptly informed him that he wanted to rip off his clothes… » 11/19/14 10:50am 11/19/14 10:50am

Benedict Cumberbatch Promises Sherlock Would Be Very, Very Good at Sex

Tumblr sex symbol Benedict Cumberbatch recently sat down for a little chat with Elle UK. Among the topics discussed: whether Sherlock would any good between the sheets. (Or on top of the sheets. Lady's choice.) Cumberbatch's position is that yes, Sherlock would fuck your damn brains out. » 10/30/14 5:00pm 10/30/14 5:00pm