I am *not* repeat *not* equating Chris Brown to an animal. I will say, however, that he and that chimp both have the same menacing glint in their eyes, made all the more disturbing by their confident grins. #chrisbrownwendywilliams
I would help Carrie Prejean if she needed it and I agree that she's been subjected to some unfair commentary, but the day I "stick together" with her by my own choice is the day I dig a six foot hole in my yard and curl up in the bottom for a nice long nap. #chrisbrownwendywilliams
"Double standards" is how Carrie refers to her pre-surgery boobs. Now she has "double-upgrades."
See, she knows what it means. #chrisbrownwendywilliams
I laughed out loud when Dr. Oz came up with a convoluted explanation for why women's knees get ripped up during her period. Just takes an ounce of common sense to figure out what's happening there. #chrisbrownwendywilliams
I've decided that The Insider crew is just a pack of starved hyenas that stalk their brain-dead prey for about a year, ruin their lives, and chuckle to themselves before completely devouring the remaining shells of human beings they leave in their wake. #chrisbrownwendywilliams
Dr. Oz could wear a white lab coat to indicate he's a doctor, or throw a stethoscope over a nice suit, but nothing shows of the guns like a pair of navy scrubs. #chrisbrownwendywilliams
I'm dying over here. Seriously, I just choked on a pear chunk.
Dear god, save my children from druggaly related hair cuts!
Edit: I just listened to it again for giggles, and I think he said "druggaly rerated" which is even better.
I hope a druggaly rerated pot psychology is on tonight.
@sweet_communist: I've been chuckling over here for about 5 minutes, I mean druggaly? How has that not been invented yet? I'm running with it! #chrisbrownwendywilliams
Michael Lohan tried to sell his daughters phonetapes from a few years ago and yet he has the temerity to say "I am a good father"
He is evil and it is no wonder that Lindsey is having troubles when she has parent(s) using her to try and get what they think is important out of life. #britneyspears
@NoelleBlue: well, this charming man would panic if they got back together. Moz, Johnny, please please please let me get what I want, or I might cause the death of a disco dancer. #britneyspears
We can't forget the songs that made us smile, and the songs that made us cry, can we? Perhaps it's best they do not attempt to relive their halcyon days. #britneyspears
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See, she knows what it means. #chrisbrownwendywilliams
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I'm dying over here. Seriously, I just choked on a pear chunk.
Dear god, save my children from druggaly related hair cuts!
Edit: I just listened to it again for giggles, and I think he said "druggaly rerated" which is even better.
I hope a druggaly rerated pot psychology is on tonight.
11/13/09
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He is evil and it is no wonder that Lindsey is having troubles when she has parent(s) using her to try and get what they think is important out of life. #britneyspears
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(But not really. Yay Smiths!) #britneyspears
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We can't forget the songs that made us smile, and the songs that made us cry, can we? Perhaps it's best they do not attempt to relive their halcyon days. #britneyspears