Pattinson Survives Swine Flu Attack; Judge: Jon Can't Use Guns At Gosselin Home

• Robert Pattinson freaked out when a fan jumped out of a car at a red light and kissed him explaining, "My mom wouldn't pull the car over to let me out because I'm just getting over the swine flu…"

Madonna's Son Is A Madonna Fan; Springsteen Supports Marriage Equality

• OMG. Is the world ready for little 4-year-old David Banda? Madonna says, when it comes to her work: "He knows every song, every word, every step, and he wants to wear all the costumes." And:

Girls & Boys

[Santa Monica, December 1. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

Nick Kristof, Sheryl WuDunn Talk Half The Sky With Oprah

Health & Wellness

[Santa Monica, November 24. Image via Flynet]

Australia Finally Realizes That Britney Lip-Synchs, Ex-Scientologist Claims Tom Cruise Once Made Violent Offer

• Britney Spears fans in Perth, Australia, are demanding their money back after Spears disappointed them by lip-synching at her concerts. In related news, Britney Spears fans in Perth, Australia have apparently been on Mars since approximately 1997. [SundayTelegraph]

Kate's Lawyer Goes After Jon's Cash, Jon's Lawyer Might Be Kicked Off The Case, And Everyone Is Saving Puppies

• Kate Gosselin's lawyer, Mark Momjian, claims that Jon Gosselin is earning money outside of the family's TLC show and that Kate is entitled to a piece of it, especially after Jon drained the couple's joint bank account. [Radar]

Heidi May (Or May Not) Have Given Birth; Mickey Defends Use Of Gay Slur

• Radar Online reports that Heidi Klum gave birth to her fourth child, a daughter named Lou Samuel, early this morning. Us however, insists it isn't true, but labor is imminent. This shouldn't be so complicated, people. [Radar Online, Us]

Bubble, Bubble Toil & Trouble

[Boston, October 6. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

Still Life With Steadicam

[Boston, October 1. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

Hands On A Hardbody

[Boston, September 23. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

WTF Moment On Late Night TV

Step Lively Now

[Boston, September 1. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

Angelina's Secret Mission; RyRen & ScarJo To Adopt?

• Reports are emerging that, on June 26, Angelina Jolie made an un-publicized, under-the-radar trip to visit wounded soldiers at Walter Reed Army Medical Center.

How 'Bout Them Apples?

[Los Angeles, July 5. Image via Flynet]

Britney's Confused; Beyoncé May Be Sued; Blair Waldorf Nude?

• Britney shouted, "What's up London?" at a recent gig… In Manchester. Mancunians were irritated. [Daily Mail]

Madonna To Marry Jesus?

• Madonna and Jesus Luz are reportedly planning a "commitment ceremony" in front of a rabbi at the Kabbalah Center in New York. Oooh, and a source says:

Ben's Masculinity Is Through The Roof

[Boston, May 6. Image via INF]