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    Image of pesematology pesematology
    11/16/09

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    "...and by "stick together" I mean support me." #chrisbrownwendywilliams
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    11/13/09

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    That Danny DeVito gif is the bomb. Somebody give Tracie a raise! #chrisbrownwendywilliams
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    11/13/09

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    I am *not* repeat *not* equating Chris Brown to an animal. I will say, however, that he and that chimp both have the same menacing glint in their eyes, made all the more disturbing by their confident grins. #chrisbrownwendywilliams
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    11/13/09

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    I would help Carrie Prejean if she needed it and I agree that she's been subjected to some unfair commentary, but the day I "stick together" with her by my own choice is the day I dig a six foot hole in my yard and curl up in the bottom for a nice long nap. #chrisbrownwendywilliams
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    Image of midwesternmom midwesternmom
    11/13/09

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    "Double standards" is how Carrie refers to her pre-surgery boobs. Now she has "double-upgrades."
    See, she knows what it means. #chrisbrownwendywilliams
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    Edited by midwesternmom at 11/13/09 6:11 PM midwesternmom was starred midwesternmom was unstarred
    Image of Z und Vielpunkt's chick Z und Vielpunkt's chick
    11/13/09

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    I laughed out loud when Dr. Oz came up with a convoluted explanation for why women's knees get ripped up during her period. Just takes an ounce of common sense to figure out what's happening there. #chrisbrownwendywilliams
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    11/13/09

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    Chris Brown's response to the "Are you dating" question makes me ill. Do you Chris? #chrisbrownwendywilliams
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    Image of JessickerFletcher JessickerFletcher
    11/13/09

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    I've decided that The Insider crew is just a pack of starved hyenas that stalk their brain-dead prey for about a year, ruin their lives, and chuckle to themselves before completely devouring the remaining shells of human beings they leave in their wake. #chrisbrownwendywilliams
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    Image of rodmanstreet rodmanstreet
    11/13/09

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    Dr. Oz could wear a white lab coat to indicate he's a doctor, or throw a stethoscope over a nice suit, but nothing shows of the guns like a pair of navy scrubs. #chrisbrownwendywilliams
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    11/13/09

    @rodmanstreet: Paging Dr. Rey... #chrisbrownwendywilliams
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    11/13/09

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    "Faux-minism" may be the greatest thing I've heard all week. #chrisbrownwendywilliams
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    11/13/09

    @LaComtesse: I hope that Tracie doesn't mind that I'm going to steal that. It's too good to only use once. #chrisbrownwendywilliams
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    Image of Triana Orpheus Triana Orpheus
    11/13/09

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    "It's important for women to stick together..." unless you're a lesbian 'cause then you just want to kiss me and ew. #chrisbrownwendywilliams
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    11/13/09

    @Triana Orpheus: win! #chrisbrownwendywilliams
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    11/13/09

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    It ain't druggaly related!

    I'm dying over here. Seriously, I just choked on a pear chunk.

    Dear god, save my children from druggaly related hair cuts!

    Edit: I just listened to it again for giggles, and I think he said "druggaly rerated" which is even better.
    I hope a druggaly rerated pot psychology is on tonight.
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    Image of prestocaro fears the culling prestocaro fears the culling
    11/13/09

    @GirlFailer: oh god. Is that what he was saying? I watched it twice and still couldn't figure that out. #chrisbrownwendywilliams
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    Image of sweet_communist sweet_communist
    11/13/09

    @GirlFailer: I'm just glad the kid's using adverbs, even if they're of his own creation. #chrisbrownwendywilliams
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    11/13/09

    @sweet_communist: I've been chuckling over here for about 5 minutes, I mean druggaly? How has that not been invented yet? I'm running with it! #chrisbrownwendywilliams
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    Image of Ineedmorecowbell Ineedmorecowbell
    11/08/09

    In reply to Australia Finally Realizes That Britney Lip-Synchs, Ex-Scientologist Claims Tom Cruise Once Made Violent Offer
    Michael Lohan tried to sell his daughters phonetapes from a few years ago and yet he has the temerity to say "I am a good father"
    He is evil and it is no wonder that Lindsey is having troubles when she has parent(s) using her to try and get what they think is important out of life. #britneyspears
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    11/08/09

    @Ineedmorecowbell: Seriously, how can she get her life together with people like that as her parents? #britneyspears
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    11/09/09

    @MartaD: Since she is now an adult she unfortunately has to face that her parents are not her best allies. Sad, but true. #britneyspears
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    11/08/09

    In reply to Australia Finally Realizes That Britney Lip-Synchs, Ex-Scientologist Claims Tom Cruise Once Made Violent Offer
    In other Britney news, Ms. Spears also breathes oxygen and has a face. #britneyspears
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    Image of GonzoMaz GonzoMaz
    11/08/09

    In reply to Australia Finally Realizes That Britney Lip-Synchs, Ex-Scientologist Claims Tom Cruise Once Made Violent Offer
    Tough year, Morrissey! It's a sign...reform The Smiths! #britneyspears
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    Image of NoelleBlue NoelleBlue
    11/08/09

    @GonzoMaz: Oh, why do you give me such DREAMS? *sighs at that wonderful thought* #britneyspears
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    Image of telecomic the thoughtful red panda telecomic the thoughtful red panda
    11/09/09

    @NoelleBlue: the fact it hasn't happened yet, well, heaven knows I'm miserable now. #britneyspears
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    Image of NoelleBlue NoelleBlue
    11/09/09

    @telecomic the thoughtful red panda: Oh oh, but sweetness, I was only joking!

    (But not really. Yay Smiths!) #britneyspears
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    11/09/09

    @NoelleBlue: well, this charming man would panic if they got back together. Moz, Johnny, please please please let me get what I want, or I might cause the death of a disco dancer. #britneyspears
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    Image of NoelleBlue NoelleBlue
    11/09/09

    @telecomic the thoughtful red panda: Beautiful! *Hands you piles of Gloomy Morrissey Cookies*

    We can't forget the songs that made us smile, and the songs that made us cry, can we? Perhaps it's best they do not attempt to relive their halcyon days. #britneyspears
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