As we gird our collective loins for the television event of the century—the premiere of Girl Meets World, OBVIOUSLEH—it's important to tackle the tough questions. Questions like, "Will there be Shawn?" and "Will there be Eric?" and "Will there be Feeny?" and "Wait, DID BEN SAVAGE GET A MOTHERFUCKING NOSE JOB!?!?!" The…
I feel like nobody cares about Girl Meets World—the long-awaited Boy Meets World spin-off—as much as I do, but I'm going to MAKE YOU PEOPLE CARE if it's the last thing I do. The show, which premieres this summer, will chronicle the life of Cory and Topanga's daughter as she bops around her middle school and,…
Noted half-man Angus T. Jones, who has starred on CBS's Two and a Half Men for the past nine years, appeared in a YouTube video today in which he called the show "filth" and ordered the pious masses to stop watching or risk their immortal souls, because the scripts are literally farted out by the Devil. OH MY GOD,…
