Amy Schumer has a new boyfriend, reports everyone! His name is Ben Hanisch, and as social media renders us all transparent and his girlfriend is both very famous and very beloved, a series of facts have emerged about Hanisch over the past week: he designs furniture, he loves dogs, he was the one to break the news…

Amy Schumer has a new boyfriend. His name is Ben Hanisch, and—based on his social media presence—he’s a lot like one of Carrie Bradshaw’s most beloved exes. But is Hanisch actually an Aidan? Let’s do a little comparing and find out: