That kid's just an absolutely beautiful little girl.
Part of me hates seeing her, because if I'm seeing a photo then she's being stalked by cameramen, but the rest of me is charmed by the fact she looks like a pretty normal, happy child. All the time.
I wish I wasn't so cynical and didn't think "Oh, so this is how they are going to combat the infidelity rumors," but I did. Twenty two, and jaded beyond my years. Ugh.
I am *not* repeat *not* equating Chris Brown to an animal. I will say, however, that he and that chimp both have the same menacing glint in their eyes, made all the more disturbing by their confident grins. #chrisbrownwendywilliams
I would help Carrie Prejean if she needed it and I agree that she's been subjected to some unfair commentary, but the day I "stick together" with her by my own choice is the day I dig a six foot hole in my yard and curl up in the bottom for a nice long nap. #chrisbrownwendywilliams
"Double standards" is how Carrie refers to her pre-surgery boobs. Now she has "double-upgrades."
See, she knows what it means. #chrisbrownwendywilliams
I laughed out loud when Dr. Oz came up with a convoluted explanation for why women's knees get ripped up during her period. Just takes an ounce of common sense to figure out what's happening there. #chrisbrownwendywilliams
I've decided that The Insider crew is just a pack of starved hyenas that stalk their brain-dead prey for about a year, ruin their lives, and chuckle to themselves before completely devouring the remaining shells of human beings they leave in their wake. #chrisbrownwendywilliams
Dr. Oz could wear a white lab coat to indicate he's a doctor, or throw a stethoscope over a nice suit, but nothing shows of the guns like a pair of navy scrubs. #chrisbrownwendywilliams
I'm dying over here. Seriously, I just choked on a pear chunk.
Dear god, save my children from druggaly related hair cuts!
Edit: I just listened to it again for giggles, and I think he said "druggaly rerated" which is even better.
I hope a druggaly rerated pot psychology is on tonight.
@sweet_communist: I've been chuckling over here for about 5 minutes, I mean druggaly? How has that not been invented yet? I'm running with it! #chrisbrownwendywilliams
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Part of me hates seeing her, because if I'm seeing a photo then she's being stalked by cameramen, but the rest of me is charmed by the fact she looks like a pretty normal, happy child. All the time.
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See, she knows what it means. #chrisbrownwendywilliams
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I'm dying over here. Seriously, I just choked on a pear chunk.
Dear god, save my children from druggaly related hair cuts!
Edit: I just listened to it again for giggles, and I think he said "druggaly rerated" which is even better.
I hope a druggaly rerated pot psychology is on tonight.
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