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    The Creepiest Craft Ever Crafted

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    Image of bonniegrrl bonniegrrl
    02/06/09

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    What no glitter?
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    Image of sweetnsassy2 sweetnsassy2
    02/06/09

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    Book Report Project gone very wrong.
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    02/06/09

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    Oh.

    John Ringo, no.
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    Image of LadySoprano is a Fat-Fighting Superwoman LadySoprano is a Fat-Fighting Superwoman
    02/06/09

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    Womb with an EWWWWW.
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    02/06/09

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    The last time I wanted to do this, I just asked Gordon Freeman for a freshly-killed headcrab. Then I blanched it briefly in boiling water, peeled it, filleted it, and stuffed it with black pudding.


    Mine didn't have a baby creamcheese headcrab inside, though. Oh well. Maybe next time.

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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    02/06/09

    @tscheese: You have to wait until May to get the baby headcrab. Mating season, y'know.
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    Image of Ipomoea Ipomoea
    02/06/09

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    For Christmas, I promised my 12-year-old sister-in-law that we'd do a day trip to Forks and do the Twilight tour. So help me God, if I see this in a gift shop, we're going to leave so fast her head will spin.
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    Image of exelizabeth exelizabeth
    02/06/09

    @Ipomoea:: My good friend is going to Forks with his cousin this weekend, and I totally emailed him this post. He will now be referring to Edward as "Sparkles."
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    Image of Dottie Gale Dottie Gale
    02/06/09

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    You know those horror stories of tumors that grow teeth and hair?


    That's what this looks like--not a warm, cozy, nurturing womb.


    It also looks like a satanic geode.

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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    02/06/09

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    Actually, it looks a little bit like stuffed cabbage. And now I'm hungry. For the blood of stuffed cabbages.


    I am the only human being on the planet who could look at this and think of appetizing things.

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    Image of Hazel Hazel
    02/06/09

    @tscheese: Wasn't there a book about a vampire bunny why ate cabbage? Bunnicula or something?
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    Image of megnificent megnificent
    02/06/09

    @tscheese: You're not alone. It kind of reminded me of a sick, twisted Mardi Gras king cake complete with baby baked inside. CLearly, my blood sugar level is low.


    @Hazel: Several books! I remember them fondly.

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    Image of Nuckin Futz for you Nuckin Futz for you
    02/06/09

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    Ha I just emailed this to my two girlfriends who are huge fans with a warning that should I see something like this, to the looney bin they go. They think I'm kidding (readies nerf gun packed with nets)
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    02/06/09

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    It looks like a coconut that has gone bad.
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    Image of Trashtastic Trashtastic
    02/06/09

    @BabyJane: Wait...coconuts go bad?!
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    02/06/09

    @Trashtastic: Now with Eggs!:Ha! I assume so? It's what I picture a rotten coconut to look like anyway!
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    02/06/09

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    Looks like ol' Bella has been cheating with Domo-kun.
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    Image of Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred) Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred)
    02/06/09

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    I read the books, saw the film, thought Robert Pattison was hot, but furry fake wombs, I'm afraid, are just too much for me.
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    Image of Remedios Varo can't see no huevos. Remedios Varo can't see no huevos.
    02/06/09

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    This makes me uncomfortable and that's coming from a person thinks it's funny to make fleece uteri and is surrounded by vagina art when she works at the campus women's resource center.
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    Image of Hazel Hazel
    02/06/09

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    Ok, here's what I want to know: Once youve made something like this, what do you do with it? Do you put it on a shelf? Do you show it to your mom and ask her to hang it on the fridge?
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    Image of TheFormerJuneBronson TheFormerJuneBronson
    02/06/09

    @Hazel: I think you leave it in your room when you move away to college, and then years later it turns up in a box from your parents' attic and you think about what a freak you once were.
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    02/06/09

    @Hazel: Probably you post pictures of it to your Deviantart or Livejournal or Tumblr and all your creepy friends ululate and adulate over how cool you are and how you really "get" Bella and how you are the best Twilight fan. I think it is also a competition and you get a ribbon for "Best Felted Womb." It is like the State Fair for icky Twilight derivatives, except with less chickens and pumpkins.
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    Image of hatepaperdoll hatepaperdoll
    02/06/09

    @Hazel: It goes on the shrine.
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    Image of Eeva Eeva
    02/06/09

    @Hazel: You travel several thousand miles on foot to wherever the sequel is being filmed and get Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart to sign it with their character's names; immediately afterwards you die happy.
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    Image of Hazel Hazel
    02/06/09

    @Eeva: I like that one the best. Or the worst. I really don't know what is going on here.
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    Image of Trashtastic Trashtastic
    02/06/09

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    I.Am.Helpless.Laughing
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