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    The Winter Games

    Total Pandamonium

    Final Nesting Place

    Tent Of A Woman

    She's Got Legs

    Sweet Cheeks

    Donkey Throng

    You Say Macau, I Say Macaw

    Silver Linings?

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    Image of Meglantine Meglantine
    11/13/09

    In reply to The Winter Games

    Controlling the weather? I don't like it one bit. When this turns into The Storm, I'm not sure James and Luke can save us.
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    Image of frugal frugal
    11/13/09

    In reply to The Winter Games
    The Chinese Snow Patrol have done it again with the incredible High Definition Hair™, no more worrying. These hair replacement systems are designed to replicate your front hairline the way nature intended.
    Wet it. Gel it. Slick it back. Top Knot it. #beijingweather
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    11/13/09

    In reply to The Winter Games
    That snowman is going to haunt my nightmares. #beijingweather
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    Image of heykoukla heykoukla
    11/13/09

    @Kivrin: Well, he is the product of artificially induced snow - he is going to mutate, for sure, and then no-one will be safe. Haven't these Chinese scientists ever watched a horror film?
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    11/13/09

    @heykoukla: I just see those creepy eyebrows going from — — to \ /. #beijingweather
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    11/13/09

    @Kivrin: I think that you need to add this to your Netflix list:
    [www.imdb.com] #beijingweather
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    11/13/09

    @BabyJane: YES. Tagline: "He's chillin'…and killin'." #beijingweather
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    11/13/09

    @Kivrin: The moral of this story is never trust a snowman.
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    Edited by BabyJane at 11/13/09 9:46 AM BabyJane was starred BabyJane was unstarred
    Image of heykoukla heykoukla
    11/13/09


    @Kivrin: #beijingweather
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    11/11/09

    In reply to Total Pandamonium
    China has a WEATHER MACHINE? This is the beginning of a bad movie franchise come to life. Quick, someone suit up SuperObama and put him in the YesWeCanMobile, which is safe against typhoon-force winds. #beijingweather
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    Image of o-line o-line
    11/11/09

    In reply to Total Pandamonium
    I know a lot of babies are conceived during cold winter months, but inducing snowfall seems like an extreme way to get pandas to mate and save their species. #beijingweather
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    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    11/11/09

    In reply to Total Pandamonium
    Ahem. I know that I should give more attention to the text, but it needs to be said: OMG PAAAAANDAAAAS SQUEEE.

    That is all. #beijingweather
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    Image of PaigeTurner PaigeTurner
    11/11/09

    In reply to Total Pandamonium
    it's a cuteness pandamic! #beijingweather
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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    11/05/09

    In reply to Final Nesting Place
    That must be so heavy. Props to her! #chinafashionweek
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    Image of Newsgirl Newsgirl
    11/05/09

    In reply to Final Nesting Place
    Asshat? #chinafashionweek
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    Image of Elaken Elaken
    11/05/09

    In reply to Final Nesting Place
    I want to live in a world where it would be acceptable for me to do makeup like this on a regular basis - of course that requires me to have the ability to create such beauty.

    I almost never wear makeup but I think it would be so much fun to create art on your face everyday. The world would be like a fantasy land if we all walked around like this. #chinafashionweek
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    Image of squirrelcop squirrelcop
    11/05/09

    In reply to Final Nesting Place
    "The higher the hair, the closer to god," you say? Your move, FLDS. #chinafashionweek
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    Image of hydrogen_jukebox hydrogen_jukebox
    11/05/09

    In reply to Final Nesting Place
    I want a hat that looks like this. #chinafashionweek
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    Image of nellicat nellicat
    11/05/09

    In reply to Final Nesting Place
    Yeah, but then one day? Her head was, like, really super itchy? And there was a big bump on it? And she scratched it and, like, millions of baby spiders spilled out. True story. #chinafashionweek
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    11/05/09

    @nellicat: Dude, that scares the crap out of me. I think I'll go eat some pop rocks with a coke to calm me down. #chinafashionweek
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    Image of nellicat nellicat
    11/05/09

    @badmutha: Well whatever you do, do NOT buy a "puppy" in Mexico. #chinafashionweek
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    Image of spiraloflife spiraloflife
    11/05/09

    In reply to Final Nesting Place
    Sometimes I wonder- if we normally looked like this, would high fashion be dark circles under the eyes, slightly greasy hair, and chapped lips? #chinafashionweek
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    Image of katie.scarlett.o'hara katie.scarlett.o'hara
    11/05/09

    In reply to Final Nesting Place

    First thing that came to mind: #chinafashionweek
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    Image of token_illiterate_commenter token_illiterate_commenter
    11/05/09


    @katie.scarlett.o'hara: This is what came to my mind. I have to add the obligatory "Kiss my shiny metal ass" quote. #chinafashionweek
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    11/05/09

    @katie.scarlett.o'hara: True story: when BFF and I saw Dracula in the theater, she asked "Is that his hair, or a hat?" #chinafashionweek
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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    11/05/09

    @katie.scarlett.o'hara: Heh! #chinafashionweek
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