above all else, madonna is the consummate businesswoman. if there's good money to be made with her and jesus in the ad, she'd wait until the campaign was over before publicly dumping him. it's only after the men have absolutely no career value to her that she removes them from her circle.
"When you've got big bosoms and a really big bottom it's difficult to get dressed. You end up looking slightly pornographic in everything. But it's nice to be able to get into jeans and a T-shirt and not have your breasts do the talking."
Nice one on the Lacroix/AbFab reference. I bought a pair of Lacroix jeans years and years ago and from that day on, whenever I wear them, I hear Eddie in my head, going "La-Qua, sweetie." Awesome.
I remember reading "Ball Four" by Jim Bouton that getting hit in the cup was referred to by ball players as "Ding Dong Bell", as it rhymes with "hell", and that's what it felt like. Who knew guys that regularly grab their crotches on TV and aren't known for their reticence would have such a cute code name for a shot to the nutsack? I wonder what they'd call a shot that shatters your cup and renders your scrotum useless.
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I feel you, Sophie Dahl. Trying to cover up boobies, which is at times like work a must, can make one look frumpy. And when one does flaunt it you better believe they're going to get plenty of unwanted, and inappropriate, attention. Moral of the story: I can't go to gay (men's) bars or work without looking frumpy or getting in trouble.
@mervbaby: I carry a long scarf with me (even when it's warm.) That way if I'm on the subway or walking down the street and I get unnecessary attentions/prolonged stares I can cover my chest and feel more at ease.
@mervbaby: At work I started wearing bras that "lift and separate" rather than ones that give me cleavage and it seems to have made a significant difference in the way my suits/buttonup shirts fit. I leave my cleavage bras for when I don't need to be buttoned up. (I'm a 38F, so i know the many issues, good and bad of big tits)
@tomatoheart: It does make a big difference in how your shirts fit, but I also noticed that the lift-and-separate bras are not as comfortable, and don't keep such a natural shape.
But then, my bra-finding missions usually involve just looking for something made for natural breasts.
@undomesticgoddess: Right? I understand some smaller sizes like to add padding, but I really don't need my D to have a line of thick cotton built in, thanks.
Thank you Sophie Dahl! Oh thank you. I look like I'm trying to be sexy in everything I wear. I'm sorry if my boobs make dresses shorter on me! I'm still going to wear them!
@Shannon: This is very true. I've always wanted to own a long, sleek black dress with a deep neckline. Whenever I try one on, it never looks sleek, I look like hooker at a black tie wedding.
Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November! was starred
Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November! was unstarred
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but he tried to get a line through paylessShoes. payless decided to take his styles and run them through their yawn factory. what came out of that factory is the typical lukewarm payless look. i was looking forward to buying siriano's original looks!
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(I'm a 38F, so i know the many issues, good and bad of big tits)
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But then, my bra-finding missions usually involve just looking for something made for natural breasts.
Another issue of having big tits.
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