Ig Nobel Prizes Reward Beetle-Bottle Sex

This year's Ig Nobel Prizes, awarded "for achievements that first make people LAUGH then make them THINK," were announced last night. The chemistry prize went to a Japanese team that developed the world's first "wasabi alarm," while the peace prize went to the mayor of Vilnius, Lithuania "for demonstrating that the…
Beetle-Covered Gown Returned To Former Glory
This gown worn by famous actress Ellen Terry for her 1888 portrayal of Lady Macbeth was covered in all-natural sequins: 1000 jewel beetle wings. (Don't worry, the insects shed them.) Recently restored at a cost of £50,000 and 1,300 painstaking hours, the gown is now on display at Smallhythe Place, Kent.
Push-Up Briefs Fly Off The Shelves • China Sends Rep To Mr. Gay Pageant
• In preparation for Valentine's Day, "hundreds" of British dudes have purchased pairs of penis-boosting underwear, which function kind of like a Wonderbra for the crotch. Whatever happened to just sending flowers? •
