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greengrey
08/31/09

In reply to Naomi Campbell Speaks Out (For A Change)
I don't think "secret sales" is anything new.
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LaComtesse
08/31/09

In reply to Naomi Campbell Speaks Out (For A Change)
Re Bee Schaffer wanting to be a lawyer and working in theater...

I come from a family of lawyers and actors: the differences between the personalities it takes to be in either profession are slight.
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bluebears
08/31/09

In reply to Naomi Campbell Speaks Out (For A Change)
hahahahaha. Yes Grace, having an appetite is HILARIOUS.
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Zombie Ms. Skittles
08/31/09

@bluebears: Oh those models! Eating pies! Being hungry! I am amused.
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greengrey
08/31/09

@Zombie Ms. Skittles: She thinks she's people!
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brendastarlet is on it
06/10/09

In reply to Kanye Buys Hoodies, Stands Up Agyness; Stella To Design For Gap
Ah, Eddie Bauer. My parka is sobbing, my crank lantern is depressed, and my no-iron shirts are wrinking in despair.
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WashingMyHair
06/10/09

In reply to Kanye Buys Hoodies, Stands Up Agyness; Stella To Design For Gap
Wait, I thought Kanye and Amber broke up. What?
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Penny
06/10/09

In reply to Kanye Buys Hoodies, Stands Up Agyness; Stella To Design For Gap
"Net-a-Porter increased its sales by 47.8%..."

Holy shit, that's insane! I guess all the news about rich people turning to catalog and the web was true.
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Penny
06/10/09

In reply to Kanye Buys Hoodies, Stands Up Agyness; Stella To Design For Gap
I was all excited about Stella. But kids?? Man, that bums me out.
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tscheese
06/10/09

In reply to Kanye Buys Hoodies, Stands Up Agyness; Stella To Design For Gap
Kanye: i am so very sad to be looking at these hoodies

Amber: Oh my god, are you okay?

Kanye: they are just so sad, with an extra helping of pastel and sade

Amber: Snap out of it, Kanye!

Kanye: may i not express my extremely sad sorrow for these extremely sad sorrowful garments?

Amber: If you don't start talking in allcaps soon, honey, I'm taking you straight to the speech pathologist!

Kanye: IS THIS BETTER

Amber: Whew. Yes. You scared me. Don't do that again.

Kanye: THESE HOODIES ARE STILL VERY MOURNFUL

Amber: ...I see.

Kanye: I MAY WRITE A DIRGE
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tscheese
06/10/09

@tscheese: My lulz, once again, are spoiled by the addition of an "e" to the word "sad." Perhaps I was trying to type "sadye west, the saddest man who ever looked at a hoodie."
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Grim Reaper of the Forest
06/10/09

@tscheese: I thought that was a new fashion color, like a muted sage.
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StarSquid
06/10/09

@tscheese: i thought you meant Sade the singer...cue the violins.
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happysquid
06/10/09

@tscheese: Kanye feels the weight pressing down upon him.

It might break his macbook air.
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snug*bug
06/10/09

In reply to Kanye Buys Hoodies, Stands Up Agyness; Stella To Design For Gap
Please clarify: Kanye West hangs out in North Hollywood? That's ..unexpected. And hilarious.(PS: No way am I clicking on that AmApp link & give those contemptible dorks one extra traffic hit..)
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TatianaTheAnonymousModel
06/10/09

@snug*bug: NoHo -- a tiny neighborhood North of Houston St. in Manhattan. Shoulda clarified! Although the thought that Kanye would chill in Valley Village is interesting to entertain.
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LaFemme
06/10/09

In reply to Kanye Buys Hoodies, Stands Up Agyness; Stella To Design For Gap
I am sure the collection sold out at Barneys. I went to Barneys and Bergdorfs a few weekends ago on a Saturday afternoon. Nothing was on sale, and both places were PACKED. Women were sitting on couches (hardly anywhere to sit!) trying on armfuls of 500 plus dollar shoes. I couldn't believe it. It looked like how those departments looked 2 years ago when everything was marked down 70%. But nothing was. There were LINES for dressing rooms and cash registers.

If I didn't know better the whole experience would have made me think, "phaw, there is no recession!"
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TatianaTheAnonymousModel
06/10/09

@LaFemme: I ducked into Barneys last week during a rainstorm and the place was mobbed. I thought it was just the weather. Seriously, what gives? We better not call it a recovery or we'll jinx it.
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greengrey
06/10/09

@LaFemme: @TatianaTheAnonymousModel: Tourists?
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LaFemme
06/10/09

@greengrey (is not a star!): The vast majority were American, which was another reason it was so surprising.
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Uncommon Whore
06/10/09

In reply to Kanye Buys Hoodies, Stands Up Agyness; Stella To Design For Gap
My American Apparel hoodies do not fit me the way that Amber Rose's fits her.
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chancentrate
06/10/09

@Uncommon Whore: mine do! I guess Amber and I are lucky.
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Uncommon Whore
06/10/09

@chancentrate: Right on.
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Snowbunny
06/10/09

@Uncommon Whore: The world doesn't fit me the way Amber Rose's world fits her.

I've said it before, I'll say it again: She is delicious and juicy. She should change her name to Amber Apple.
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Uncommon Whore
06/10/09

@Snowbunny: She is stunning. And I love the super short hair on her.
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mllej
02/20/09

In reply to Belly Shirts For American Dudes; dVb By Victoria Beckham Dropped
I was gonna say that I relate to Leanimal, what with my puppeh all up in my crafts but damn now I've got a medley of Lisa Lisa to go dance out in the photocopy room. brb.
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DoubleExpresso doesn't know what to think....
02/20/09

In reply to Belly Shirts For American Dudes; dVb By Victoria Beckham Dropped
damnit! TMZ totes stole my funny comment with its tagline! ARGH!
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rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny
02/20/09

In reply to Belly Shirts For American Dudes; dVb By Victoria Beckham Dropped
For the good om all people, I will be keeping my belly enclosed in my shirt at all times.
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badmutha
02/20/09

In reply to Belly Shirts For American Dudes; dVb By Victoria Beckham Dropped
Bee Shaffer: Of course my Mom loves me! She gets me these great clothes and a chef and sends me to boarding schools and got me a personal trainer, and even though we don't really "speak" per se, it is a very loving relationship. She is a very important and busy person, and her inability to smile for very long is a genetic condition for which there is no cure. She suffers through it though.
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