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    The Simpsons: Lisa Makes Bees Her Business
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    12/08/08

    In reply to The Simpsons: Lisa Makes Bees Her Business
    "We hate you most, Uncle Tom!"


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    12/08/08

    @dearheart: That was fucking HILARIOUS. I could not stop laughing when that happened. I tell you, every so often The Simpsons shows me glimmers of the past and why it used to be so damn funny.
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    Image of Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka
    12/08/08

    In reply to The Simpsons: Lisa Makes Bees Her Business
    True story: I read in a book some sexual escapade wherein honey was warmed and applied to a penis before oral.


    I tried this on my first BF back in HS. It was fun at first, until the honey literally cooled and became hard as a rock ... hurting the poor boy. He then had to scrub, hard, to remove the dry sticky honey.


    Careful where you put honey.

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    12/08/08

    @Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka: I would have to say that honey is like most natural sugar enzyme in that all he had to do is soak his manhood in warm water and the honey would soften.


    Yes this would work I'm certain of it and thus I will patent this "warm water soak" for future purveyors so they can teach their subjects.

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    12/08/08

    @basicvisual: But how to keep the honey from hardening?!
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    12/08/08

    In reply to The Simpsons: Lisa Makes Bees Her Business
    Dammit, I forgot to dvr this last night. Oh well, hulu.com here I come...
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    12/08/08

    In reply to The Simpsons: Lisa Makes Bees Her Business
    Homer as Soylent Green.
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    12/08/08

    In reply to The Simpsons: Lisa Makes Bees Her Business
    This is the SECOND time a beard of bees has appeared in a Simpsons episode. Amazing.
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    12/08/08

    @bananastand: "Oh, the things I did for that woman." - Bee-bearded Grandpa Simpson
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    12/08/08

    In reply to The Simpsons: Lisa Makes Bees Her Business
    This clip was the bee's knees.
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    12/08/08

    In reply to The Simpsons: Lisa Makes Bees Her Business
    And its true! Recently there has been a lot of colony collapses around the world, especially in England... oh the things I learn at agricultural college...
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    12/08/08

    @Piecesofpi: Indeed, it's no joke. Much of the world's agriculture industries rely on bees to pollinate the crops.
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    12/08/08

    In reply to The Simpsons: Lisa Makes Bees Her Business
    I can't stand watching the Simpsons because I know too many people who act like Homer in real life, and it makes me get all pissy because I think he is kind of a role model for them. And that is just wrong.
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    12/08/08

    @badmutha: I have never been able to watch the Simpsons...I don't know why but I just never "got it".


    I love me some Family Guy. But the simpsons just never did it for me.

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    12/08/08

    In reply to The Simpsons: Lisa Makes Bees Her Business
    Can someone tell me why my DVR did not record the Simpsons last night? I was relying on technology, since my ass was drunkity drunk.
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    12/08/08

    @stoprobbers: It joined the party?
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    Image of hatepaperdoll hatepaperdoll
    12/08/08

    @stoprobbers: The new one was on at 8:30pm instead of 8:00pm (at least in Canada it was).
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    12/08/08

    @stoprobbers: It was on at 8:30 instead of 8 here in MA, too. That was my first guess for your problem.
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    12/08/08

    In reply to The Simpsons: Lisa Makes Bees Her Business
    Wall-E wouldn't do that! He uses his powers only for love!
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    12/08/08

    In reply to The Simpsons: Lisa Makes Bees Her Business
    I recently "discovered" honey in tea and it has changed my life. I may gain ten pounds, drink 8 cups a day and develop adult-onset diabetes, but damn it, I can't go back to Splenda now!
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    12/08/08

    @water baby: Sadly, honey loses most of its nutritive value in high temperatures...
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    12/08/08

    @Vzbrst: Wait, it has nutritive value?? I had no idea...of course, as you can tell by my previous comment, nutrition isn't exactly what I was going for anyway...hehe
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