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    Cocktoberfest

    Are You Wearing Beer Goggles All The Time?
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    Image of onestrawplz onestrawplz
    09/29/09

    In reply to Cocktoberfest
    Um, do people actually lift their shirts at Oktoberfest? I was there this weekend and definitely did not see anything like that.
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    Image of greengrey greengrey
    09/29/09

    In reply to Cocktoberfest
    Dude in the picture looks like the textbook definition of toolbag.
    But maybe he's only wearing that shirt because his "female body inspector" shirt is in the wash.
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    Image of GreyCat GreyCat
    09/29/09

    @greengrey: Those F.B.I. shirt, SO clever.
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    Image of token_illiterate_commenter token_illiterate_commenter
    09/29/09

    @greengrey: And he loaned his "Free Mustache Rides" shirt to a friend.
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    Image of YankBoffin YankBoffin
    09/29/09


    @token_illiterate_commenter: ...and it's too early to pull out his favorite Halloween costume.
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    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    09/29/09

    In reply to Cocktoberfest
    Let me just say that there are so many people and so much beer at Oktoberfest in Munich no one is going to be stressing out about not being able to see boobs in the newspaper. Also, I saw a TON of cock when at Oktoberfest, more than I have ever seen anywhere else in my life. Beer and crowds make men want to pull out their junk.
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    09/29/09

    In reply to Cocktoberfest

    I'd wear that, but only if I can wear these biker shorts. Italy and Germany have always been close.
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    Image of Miss. Money-Sterling Miss. Money-Sterling
    09/29/09

    @Ailatan: Oh. My. God. Those shorts just made my day.
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    09/29/09

    @Ailatan: These shorts are brilliant. Its what all the men in Lance Armstrong costumes are trying to say.
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    09/29/09

    @Ailatan: You can wear them to Italian weekend at Oktoberfest. Fun on so many levels.
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    Image of frugal frugal
    09/29/09

    In reply to Cocktoberfest
    Breast case scenario, that should work.
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    09/29/09

    @frugal: Worst case, it's a total bust!
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    Image of jemandtheholograms jemandtheholograms
    09/29/09

    @frugal: Gives new meaning to the phrase D-bag
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    12/23/08

    In reply to Are You Wearing Beer Goggles All The Time?
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    Image of BearDownCBears BearDownCBears
    12/23/08

    In reply to Are You Wearing Beer Goggles All The Time?
    Until women start doing more of the approaching, I have little patience for complaints about the ability to find decent dudes. Market efficiency, people. Plus I think it would help both sexes empathize with each other.
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    Image of Notes from the underwhelmed Notes from the underwhelmed
    12/23/08

    @BearDownCBears: Well, I'll start crying for the poor dudes who have to do the approaching when women start getting equal pay for equal work. This is one system that works for me- a dude who doesn't have the balls to approach me probably isn't what I'm looking for.
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    Image of Notes from the underwhelmed Notes from the underwhelmed
    12/23/08

    In reply to Are You Wearing Beer Goggles All The Time?
    We were dating at the time- or, about to stop dating, actually. He was trying to explain his personal depth to me, and how dating someone who looked the way I do, despite "whatever else [I] might have to offer in other departments" made him feel as though he were being shallow.
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    Image of Notes from the underwhelmed Notes from the underwhelmed
    12/23/08

    @Notes from the underwhelmed: Ignore that, I forgot to type the response clicker thingy.
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    Image of mutualcraze mutualcraze
    12/23/08

    In reply to Are You Wearing Beer Goggles All The Time?
    As long as we're on the subject of looks, I was talking to a male friend last night and he was going on about how pretty Natalie Portman was. Then he goes, I mean, she is WAY prettier than you. I was like, was that really necessary? Was it not implied? And he didn't even understand why that was not a nice thing to say.
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    12/23/08

    @mutualcraze: Boys are stupid sometimes.
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    Image of The Queen of No The Queen of No
    12/23/08

    @mutualcraze: What a terrible douche.
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    Image of Elaken Elaken
    12/23/08

    @mutualcraze: Maybe he meant you are just so attractive that someone has to be insanely gorgeous to be considered more attractive? Maybe it was a really badly done compliment? That is the only reason I could think for someone saying something like that.
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    Image of mutualcraze mutualcraze
    12/23/08

    @Elaken: That's how he tried to spin it when I called him out, but really I think it was just a case of not thinking before he spoke. I was less offended than I was just like, seriously? who says that?
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    Image of clevernamehere clevernamehere
    12/23/08

    @mutualcraze: I think some people need to be told that a heartfelt apology for an unintended fuck-up is a better plan than trying to spin it. When someone truly aplogizes, it is much easier to move on. When they spin it, it can go on and on.
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    12/23/08

    @mutualcraze: what the???? um..no.
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    Image of Notes from the underwhelmed Notes from the underwhelmed
    12/23/08

    In reply to Are You Wearing Beer Goggles All The Time?
    I was once told that my face was "weirdly symmetrical" by a dude, and not in a complimenty way.
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    Image of Notes from the underwhelmed Notes from the underwhelmed
    12/23/08

    @Notes from the underwhelmed: Read: I cannot win.
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    12/23/08

    @Notes from the underwhelmed: Did you tell him that it was because you were an ALIEN? Unsolicited comments, how I hate them. I am sure you are lovely.
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    Image of Treeless Treeless
    12/23/08

    @Notes from the underwhelmed: He'd probably been watching The Pickup Artist and was trying to "neg" you.
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    Image of Notes from the underwhelmed Notes from the underwhelmed
    12/23/08

    @Treeless: We were dating at the time- or, about to stop dating, actually. He was trying to explain his personal depth to me, and how dating someone who looked the way I do, despite "whatever else [I] might have to offer in other departments" made him feel as though he were being shallow.
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    Image of Raspberry Swirly Raspberry Swirly
    12/23/08

    In reply to Are You Wearing Beer Goggles All The Time?
    Most of the guys I wind up falling for hardcore are Seth Rogen-esque and very quirky. And I don't even have a drinking problem. Does that mean I'm broken?
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    Image of special_boots special_boots
    12/23/08

    In reply to Are You Wearing Beer Goggles All The Time?
    Didn't we read recently that ugly men make better husbands?


    I'ma drink myself all the way into a happy marriage!

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    Image of CrossWord CrossWord
    12/23/08

    In reply to Are You Wearing Beer Goggles All The Time?
    I've had a crush on every boy since forever. That damn communion wine...
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    12/23/08

    In reply to Are You Wearing Beer Goggles All The Time?
    Last night during intense romantical liaisons, my left thumbnail had an unfortunate meeting with the left temple of Boyfriend, leaving him with an unsightly scratch that extends from the outside corner of his right eye all the way to his hairline. It is quite prominent.


    I don't find him any less attractive now that he's not symmetrical; I actually find it hilarious that he carries such a badge from a sexual mishap. He's been telling everyone that he got it playing a game of pickup basketball.


    The best part was, he kept going.

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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    12/23/08

    @morninggloria: You have found a WINNER!
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    12/23/08

    @badmutha: It's his Red Badge of Courage.
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    Image of rosasparks rosasparks
    12/23/08

    @morninggloria: You might want to file your nails a bit? Or maybe not? It obviousky didn't deter him...Maybe he enjoyed it?


    I like that he said he got scratched while playing basketball.

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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    12/23/08

    @rosasparks: My nails aren't that long, it was seriously just the exact right angle and the exact right amount of force. I don't think I could replicate it if I tried.


    The funniest part is his coworkers were asking him if his girlfriend finally beat him up.

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    12/23/08

    @morninggloria: the real question is, if you gave him a matching scratch on his other temple, would he be more attractive?
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    12/23/08

    @pantsless economist: He would look like a Thundercat.
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    12/23/08

    @pantsless economist: FTW!
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    12/23/08

    @morninggloria: Thundercat, hee hee!
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    Image of LBB LBB
    12/23/08

    In reply to Are You Wearing Beer Goggles All The Time?
    Best accompanying picture EVER.
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    Image of vamusical vamusical
    12/23/08

    @LBB says YES WE DID!: HAHA that's what I thought.
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