• Would you like to see Miley Cyrus take a bong hit and then start laughing really hard? You're in luck!

• Today a judge sentenced Lindsay Lohan to 90 days in jail followed by a 90-day inpatient rehab program for violating her probation. Lindsay broke down while addressing the court and said, "I did the best I could."

• Will Lady Gaga team up with Simon Cowell and be a judge on X Factor?

• For the love of God. Khloe Kardashian says: "I want to be a skinny pregnant person." Actually, what she says when she's asked about having kids is:

• Madonna has flown a nanny and a nurse to Malawi to look after Mercy while adoption papers and visas are being arranged. The deal's not done and the kid already has an entourage! [The Sun]

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• Suck on this: Madonna will be involved in New Moon, the Twilight sequel. Her Madgesty will not only be in the film, but supply music for the soundtrack. Brain exploding, brb. [ONTD via E!]

• Jessica Simpson is launching a line of luggage. Because that's the image of America we want to project when we travel abroad! [People]

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Last night, Barneys New York in Los Angeles hosted a party for the debut of Rogan For Target. Rogan, the company known for its $250 jeans, is teaming up with Target so us mere middle and lower-class mortals can get our hands on "designer" denim. Attending the party were stars of film and television: Marcia Cross,…

[Becki Newton, Naomi Campbell and Michael Urie on the set of "Ugly Betty," Los Angeles, April 30. Images via Splash.]

Saturday night in Los Angeles, GLAAD honored those in the media who are, um, gay or friends to the gay. Most importantly, however, some way cool peeps turned up to represent. Yes, it goes without saying that the adorable Ellen DeGeneres, left, and her hot stuff girlfriend Portia DeRossi were there, but so were TV…

It's official: Ugly Betty has officially become camp, reified. (See: Sontag, Susan; "Notes on Camp.") It has been announced that none other than Naomi Campbell is set to make a guest appearance in the Salma Hayek-produced comedy's season finale. Enhancing the high camp sentiment is the fact, of course, that the…

• Christian Siriano for president! I mean, hell, if Sienna Miller, Eve, Brett Ratner, Becki Newton, and Brittany Murphy all like him, surely the's a uniter, not a divider. [Page Six]
  
• Botkier is doing a line of bags for Target. [WWD, 1st item]
  
• Designer Anna Sui on what she does: "My main objective was to design clothes…

Madonna and Gucci teamed forces last night to raise awareness (and money) for UNICEF's efforts to aid Malawi, the African country beset, like many, from epidemics of AIDS, malaria, and tuberculosis. (It is also the nation where Madonna's adopted son David was born.) But onto the clothes! Maybe it's because red carpet…

Look at Minnie Driver! So fresh and crisp and smiley in her yellow gown! How modern! How cool! Pretty looks like hers were a-plenty at last night's Emmy Awards. But that doesn't mean that there weren't some major missteps, too. Our take on the good, the bad, and the ugly of Emmy fashions, after the jump.