Online dating is incredibly competitive — one gentleman I once went out with told me he had two dates planned after me — but it can also be incredibly expensive and painful; especially if you're trying to join BeautifulPeople.com, the best site for the best-looking people where no one is safe from scrutiny.

Beautifulpeople.com, a dating site for self-proclaimed attractives, is readying itself for expansion tomorrow morning. Starting Monday, it'll now be the premiere (only?) online destination for recruiters looking to hire beautifulpeople.com. Uh? Well, at least we know where Mike Jeffries will be at 12:01 am tomorrow…

The most exclusive dating website for "beautiful" men and women has dumped 30,000 "ugly" people who flew under the radar after a computer virus –-aptly titled the Shrek virus— accepted their applications despite their "ugliness":

• Gisele Bundchen garnered an estimated $25 million in the past year, notching up campaigns for everything from Dior to True Religion jeans. Rounding out Forbes' 10 top-earning models list are posers like Heidi Klum, Adriana Lima, Kate Moss and — the sole biracial model represented — Emanuela de Paula. [Forbes]