<![CDATA[Jezebel: beating]]> http://tags.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jezebel.com.png <![CDATA[Jezebel: beating]]> http://jezebel.com/tag/beating http://jezebel.com/tag/beating <![CDATA[In For Spring: Getting Punched In The Face]]> A story on black and blue makeup in the February issue of Allure shows just how beautiful a black eye can be. After all, nothing says sexy like a woman being battered and bruised!

The models in "Black & Blue" are portrayed as boxers, so supposedly they've subjected themselves to a friendly beating in the name of sports. However, it's hard to argue that these photos simply celebrate the athleticism of boxing, since we only see a heavily made up women being hit in the face by a disembodied hand and another in head bandages being aided by a male paramedic.

But really, why go the physical abuse route at all? Was this the only thing the editors of Allure could come up with to come up with to convey the idea that cobalt and turquoise eye shadow looks good with black liner?

Allure — February 2009 [Official Site]

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<![CDATA[Norway Catches CokeHead Under Wig • Trans Woman Beaten By Cops In Memphis]]> A British woman was arrested in Norway after the police discovered coke under her wig. It seems the Norwegian police have learned to check hair for drugs after that whole Amy WInehouse debacle. • Conservative Virginians are nervous about the popularity of gay marriage, because if it can happen in a conservative stronghold like CA, it can happen anywhere! • Aw, Michelle Obama was "touched" by Laura Bush's defense of her reportedly "anti-American" remarks. • Wonderbra is looking for 1,000 big-breasted British babes to pose for an ad, and their "casting call" ad uses some confusing imagery for boobies. • China translates the names of popular dishes for restaurants to their "American" names during the Olympics, but what if I really wanted "Bean curd made by a pock-marked woman"? • Just throwing this out there, but, fighting a PC battle against a ubiquitous adjective like "crazy" is probably a lost cause. • A trans woman was held down and beaten by two Memphis cops after she objected to being called a "faggot" by one of the cops. One of the cops was fired and the other was suspended. • The US Post Office has released stamps honoring Charles and Ray Eames (you know, those chairs that are always drooled over at Apartment Therapy) the husband-and-wife design team. Dodai notes that Ray Eames was also a filmmaker! • A wedding-crazed couple plans on having five weddings over the space of nine months so their entire family can see them getting married! • Elda Beguinua is being tried for fraud after she pretended to have a $500 million fortune as a Philippine contessa and tried to trick people out of loaning her money. One man was tipped off when he was asked to be her "world ambassador."

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<![CDATA[Oldies But (Not So) Goodies]]> "The things women have to put up with," begins this 1950 ad from Heinz. "Most husbands, nowadays, have stopped beating their wives, but what can be more agonizing to a sensitive soul than a man's boredom at meals. And yet, lady, there must be a reason. If your cooking and not your conversation is monotonous, that's easily fixed..." Sigh. (Click image to see full ad) [Torontoist]













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<![CDATA[A 2-year-old girl was pronounced dead on...]]> baeztoddler040809.jpgA 2-year-old girl was pronounced dead on Monday after being beaten with a video game controller by her mother's boyfriend. The girl's mother, Neida Baez, overheard the beating from another room but did nothing until her boyfriend told her that the child was unconscious. The boyfriend, Harve Johnson, has been charged with homicide, assault, and reckless endangerment (the mother has been charged with endangering the welfare of a child). [AP via Reformer]

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