Doddering Republican Billionaire Announces that Women Are World's Third Most Beautiful Creatures

Foster Friess just can't stop saying stupid shit. Earlier this year, the big Santorum backer told a horrified Andrea Mitchell that back in his day, women didn't need birth control pills because "the gals" kept an aspirin between their knees (in other news, Foster Friess has never had sex with a woman while her legs…
Jennifer Garner Gets Hot & Heavy... With A Dolphin
Last night on Letterman, Jennifer Garner discussed spending a day with dolphins to prepare for a role. When one dolphin started rubbing her leg, she thought, "This dolphin's really into me." Turns out, he was a little too into her.
