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    Jailhouse Interview: "Hipster Grifter" Still Living In Own Bizarro-World

    "Be Gentle."

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    Image of Mrs. Stephen Fry Mrs. Stephen Fry
    09/14/09

    In reply to Jailhouse Interview: "Hipster Grifter" Still Living In Own Bizarro-World
    I don't like her. This might come as surprise to her, since she is so "charming."
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    Image of pennies.allover pennies.allover
    09/14/09

    In reply to Jailhouse Interview: "Hipster Grifter" Still Living In Own Bizarro-World
    Since we don't body/face snark on Jezebel, I really don't have much to say in response save for, "Huh."
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    girlnamedblue promoted this comment colormeroutine approved this comment pennies.allover was starred pennies.allover was unstarred
    Image of HollywoodCookieMonster HollywoodCookieMonster
    09/14/09

    In reply to Jailhouse Interview: "Hipster Grifter" Still Living In Own Bizarro-World
    Symptoms:

    1. Glibness/superficial charm
    2. Grandiose sense of self-worth
    3. Pathological lying
    4. Cunning/manipulative
    5. Lack of remorse or guilt
    6. Emotionally shallow
    7. Callous/lack of empathy
    8. Failure to accept responsibility for own
    9.Socially deviant lifestyle
    10. Need for stimulation/proneness to boredom
    11. Parasitic lifestyle
    12. Poor behavioral control
    13. Promiscuous sexual behavior
    14. Lack of realistic, long-term goals
    15. Impulsiveness
    16. Irresponsibility
    17. Juvenile delinquency
    18. Early behavioral problems
    19. Revocation of conditional release

    Diagnosis: Total freak'in Psychopath

    Thanks Wikipedia!
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    Image of suck_it_monkeys suck_it_monkeys
    09/14/09

    @HollywoodCookieMonster: Oh noes, I was a total psycho in my early 20s and I didn't even know it!
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    Image of Valkyrie607 Valkyrie607
    09/14/09

    @HollywoodCookieMonster: Whoa. For a second, I thought you were talking about Joe Wilson.
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    Lin-Z [linguist on duty] promoted this comment Valkyrie607 was starred Valkyrie607 was unstarred
    Image of greengrey greengrey
    09/14/09

    In reply to Jailhouse Interview: "Hipster Grifter" Still Living In Own Bizarro-World
    "because I am pretty, intelligent and very well spoken."
    *sigh*
    Doesn't she know the minute you say this, it gives people the chance to say "um, no, you're not".
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    09/14/09

    @greengrey: It's sort of like saying "I'm so classy!"
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    Image of gold_gato gold_gato
    09/14/09

    @morninggloria: "I'm NOT about the drama"
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    09/14/09

    In reply to Jailhouse Interview: "Hipster Grifter" Still Living In Own Bizarro-World
    Charles Manson did countercultural criminal so much better.
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    Image of idyll idyll
    09/14/09

    In reply to Jailhouse Interview: "Hipster Grifter" Still Living In Own Bizarro-World
    The last time I checked, intelligence didn't translate to breaking a number of laws, manipulating the feelings of others, and then getting caught.

    If you're sitting in a jail cell, perhaps you should not be touting your own smarts. Just saying.
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    Image of TheFormerJuneBronson TheFormerJuneBronson
    09/14/09

    @idyll: I was waiting for her to say it was all part of her master plan. Going smashingly!
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    Image of Miss. Money-Sterling Miss. Money-Sterling
    09/14/09

    In reply to Jailhouse Interview: "Hipster Grifter" Still Living In Own Bizarro-World
    You know, being "intelligent for (one's) age" maxes out around the time you're getting ready to leave high school, after that you're just intelligent or you're not.
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    Image of Lin-Z [linguist on duty] Lin-Z [linguist on duty]
    09/14/09

    @Miss. Money-Sterling: I'm imagining bosses or grandparents saying things like, "oh you're so smart for a 36-year-old."
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    Image of Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC
    09/14/09

    In reply to Jailhouse Interview: "Hipster Grifter" Still Living In Own Bizarro-World
    Megalomania at it's finest. But a hearty "true that" to her assessment of the Utah education system. If it ain't about Brigham Young, it ain't in the curriculum. Word.
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    Edited by Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC at 09/14/09 9:37 AM Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC was starred Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC was unstarred
    Image of Anna N. Anna N.
    09/14/09

    @Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC: This did seem like the most legit of her statements, if somewhat of an exaggeration. I'm not sure Columbus really slaughtered millions, but it's true that you get a pretty white-washed view of him in school, and not just in Utah. I think I did learn some criticisms of Columbus in high school (in CA), though.
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    Image of colormeroutine colormeroutine
    09/14/09

    @Anna N.: Most legit, but also least relevant. What does it have to do with anything? "I ripped people off because my school didn't teach us about deaths in Columbia"?
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    Image of TeacherDee TeacherDee
    09/14/09

    In reply to Jailhouse Interview: "Hipster Grifter" Still Living In Own Bizarro-World
    "I've always been intelligent for my age."

    uh, i guess i must be less intelligent, since i didn't realize that IQ was like height and accumulates with age.
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    Image of labratintraining labratintraining
    09/14/09

    @TeacherDee: Let's start measuring intelligence on the wall.
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    Image of TeacherDee TeacherDee
    09/14/09

    @labratintraining:

    every year my mom gets me to trace my intelligence's handprint, and we paste them up in a line to see the progress.
     Reply
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    Image of tunamelt tunamelt
    09/08/09

    In reply to "Be Gentle."
    I happen to like stubble.
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    Image of lavenderstain lavenderstain
    09/08/09

    In reply to "Be Gentle."

    Obviously.
    Women prefer rape to be in Gang form by a bunch of white, clean shaven, turtle-neck wearing dudes.

    [community.livejournal.com]
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    09/08/09

    @lavenderstain: I can see the headlines now, "Bikini Clad Woman Assaulted by 60s Musical Group."
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    Image of Rare Affinity Rare Affinity
    09/08/09

    In reply to "Be Gentle."
    There used to be a television advert ran in England in the 1970s. It showed a blonde Anglo Saxon woman, Madeline Smith, swooning with delight at the thought of being raped by the marauding Vikings and not just once but daily! I have no idea what the product was for now but even as a schoolgirl I found the whole premise highly offensive.
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    09/08/09

    In reply to "Be Gentle."

    Quick, someone show this to hipsters!
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    Image of wtfox?! wtfox?!
    09/08/09

    @CurtCole: It burns! It burrnnns!!!!!
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    Image of Lady Skittlehattington Lady Skittlehattington
    09/08/09

    In reply to "Be Gentle."
    Mutton chops! Not just for dead presidents anymore.
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    Image of szuperremek szuperremek
    09/08/09

    @Lady Skittlehattington: Yes please.
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    Image of Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini
    09/08/09

    @Lady Skittlehattington: my fiance has muttonchops per my request. I love them soooo much.
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    Image of ImpossibleCheeseburgerPie ImpossibleCheeseburgerPie
    07/10/09

    In reply to Peanut Butter, Beards & Big Babes: Know Your Sex Fetishes
    I knew a guy that had a garbage fetish. I don't know what you call it. Sex in dumpsters and stuff.
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