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    Happiness Is A Warm Puppy

    Two Pups Perform Satanic Rites On Letterman

    Uno The Beagle Waises The Woof

    Martha Stewart Speaks Best In Show Beagle's Language

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    Image of SarahMC SarahMC
    08/20/09

    In reply to Happiness Is A Warm Puppy
    A beagle umbrella?!
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    Image of girl.of.your.dreams girl.of.your.dreams
    08/20/09

    @SarahMC: Not a beagle, a Basset hound!! :)
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    Image of SarahMC SarahMC
    08/20/09

    @girl.of.your.dreams: Shhhhhhhhhhhhh
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    08/20/09

    In reply to Happiness Is A Warm Puppy
    Just what one needs for the dog days of summer.
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    Image of Mrs. Stephen Fry Mrs. Stephen Fry
    03/11/09

    In reply to Two Pups Perform Satanic Rites On Letterman
    I stayed up to watch Stupid Pet Tricks. The little Beagle didn't disappoint.
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    Image of par3 par3
    03/11/09

    In reply to Two Pups Perform Satanic Rites On Letterman
    my dog is obsessed with 2 things: human poop and death. if he finds either of the two (dead things or human turd) he will roll in it and dive head first like it's a pot full of treats.
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    Image of Little Time Bomb Little Time Bomb
    03/11/09

    In reply to Two Pups Perform Satanic Rites On Letterman
    Doggie time bomb was fascinated by the devil dog bit of the clip. He ran right over to watch.
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    Image of rednrowdy rednrowdy
    03/11/09

    In reply to Two Pups Perform Satanic Rites On Letterman
    the band playing 'enter sandman' cracked me up!
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    03/11/09

    In reply to Two Pups Perform Satanic Rites On Letterman
    Bailey, my Australian shepherd, can climb my kids ladder to the slide by herself. But she doesn't do possessed very good. Still, she is a great frisbee dog, which I find enjoyable.


    Play dead Bailey is pretty entertaining.

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    Image of JinxyMcDeath JinxyMcDeath
    03/11/09

    In reply to Two Pups Perform Satanic Rites On Letterman
    Ok, the play-dead dog is AWESOME. Love her!
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    Image of antioxidant antioxidant
    03/11/09

    In reply to Two Pups Perform Satanic Rites On Letterman
    What kind of dog is the satan puppy? I need him in my life!
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    Image of Hamsterpants Hamsterpants
    03/11/09

    @antioxidant: It looks like a Corgi to me.
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    Image of badmuthafudrucker badmuthafudrucker
    03/11/09

    @antioxidant: To my untrained eye, he looks like a Shiba Inu.
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    Image of Hamsterpants Hamsterpants
    03/11/09

    @badmuthafudrucker: @kellybean: I don'even know what that is. I thought I was all bringin' it with "Corgi".
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    Image of Little Time Bomb Little Time Bomb
    03/11/09

    @Hamsterpants: Ohhhh corgis are so cute too! When I was a kid my Mom read me all the Tasha Tudor books about Corgiville and I always wanted one!
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    Image of mfnher mfnher
    03/11/09

    In reply to Two Pups Perform Satanic Rites On Letterman
    It's funny cuz Sparky is the name of the ASU Sun Devil mascot.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    03/11/09

    In reply to Two Pups Perform Satanic Rites On Letterman
    Zombeh Puppeh buries brainz in backyard.
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    03/11/09

    @BrutallyHonestZombies:Zombie puppeh doesn't say woof. It says bra-bra-braaaiiinss!
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    Image of thecameralovesyou thecameralovesyou
    03/11/09

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    Omigod, the way he peeks up to see if he can have a treat and falls back down.

    Damn my dogs, their only talent is being adorable.
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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    03/11/09

    @thecameralovesyou: Isn't that wonderful? "Hey, Dad! Am I done being dead yet?" Hilarious!
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    Image of lalaland13 lalaland13
    03/11/09

    In reply to Two Pups Perform Satanic Rites On Letterman
    I also loved the Louisiana dog that barked out the numbers on a card. I don't know if his owner was giving him a signal or what but it was really neat. I loved when Dave wrote "82" on a card and showed it to the puppy.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    03/11/09

    In reply to Two Pups Perform Satanic Rites On Letterman
    Aw, such cute puppehs. The only trick my cat knows is tipping over water glasses and waking me up by pulling my hair. Neither of these tricks is done on command.
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    Image of misshoax misshoax
    03/11/09

    In reply to Two Pups Perform Satanic Rites On Letterman
    dave is incorrect about the temperament of beagles.


    they are considered to be one of the most kind and gentle breeds. this is why they are so often used in medical testing (boo! hiss!) and are recommended for families with small kids.


    i'm not biased or anything. don't look at my profile pic.

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    Image of Hamsterpants Hamsterpants
    03/11/09

    @misshoax: I had a friend who owned a beagle that ate a COUCH. But he WAS a sweet dog.
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    Image of musicpup musicpup
    03/11/09

    @misshoax: Awww! Puppy! Thing is, though, that beagles DO have a mind of their own. Everyone I know who has one always says the beagle picked them, not the other way around. And they're stubborn, cute little buggers. <3
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    03/11/09

    @Hamsterpants: Now come on. The next thing you know you are going to be telling us that beagles are evil shit flingers.
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    Image of RobertaFisk RobertaFisk
    03/11/09

    @musicpup rodstaff: Beagles are my favourite, but unless well-trained, they're horrible to walk. They want to take off after every smell and will pull on the leash untill you feel like you're choking them. Same reason you can't let them off-leash unless they're in an enclosed area - they will chase down whatever they smell.
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    Image of Hamsterpants Hamsterpants
    03/11/09

    @badmutha: Dude, I'm serious. He ate through the side of a leather loveseat, and out the other end. It was amazing. But no shit was flung.
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    Image of rosasparks rosasparks
    03/11/09

    @misshoax: My neighbor's beagle was the most hilarious and weird pup ever. His bark, BAAAYOOO, was so intense and piercing. Yet, he was just terrified of the elevator in our building, so would just shiver in it, until he got outside to the sidewalk.


    He did, however, eat the entire ottoman in their apartment, as well as their taxes, one year. He kinda had a mind of his own and could not be trained.


    He was SO CUTE to look at.

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    Image of Spaceman Bill Leah Spaceman Bill Leah
    03/11/09

    @badmutha: No but beagles are evil shit eaters. And couch eaters. Entire contents of your weekly pill box eaters. And bags of flour eaters. And cell phone eaters. And drywall eaters.


    It's fair to say I've known a few beagles in my life.

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    Image of ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥ ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥
    03/11/09

    @misshoax: My neighbor has a beagle, who had a litter (thank goodness because that's where I got my ADORABLE beagle/terrier mix, Hershey) and my neighbor's beagle, my Hershey, and all Hershey's brothers and sisters are little monsters - but I love them and wouldn't have it any other way :: the great thing about Beagles is their energy, I'd say.


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    Image of angelina jolie-laide is a gaudy tulip angelina jolie-laide is a gaudy tulip
    03/11/09

    @misshoax: I could never own a beagle, because they are sooooo prone to run and run and RUN at the slightest scent. I can't blame them. They're so sweet, but they're hard to handle. Beagle rescues (at least in my area) are PACKED. It's sad.


    My friend has a beagle with separation anxiety. He rummages through garbage, poops on the floor and chews whatever he can get his teeth on when he's left alone for more than an hour. He's not even very outwardly affectionate! But he's a silly dog, and I love him.

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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    03/11/09

    @misshoax: I met a woman at a dog show once that was on her 17th try to get the first leg of a Companion Dog title on one of her beagles. I fell in love with both of them. She was one of the coolest obedience competitors I've ever met.


    She acknowledged that her quest might be hopeless but she loved spending the time with her girl.

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