These $108 Lululemon Meditation Beads Seem Worth It

I feel relaxed even looking at that corporate logo! Lululemon, a brand of exercise wear notorious for attracting an extremely centered and meditative clientele, is selling $108 Practice Patience Mala Beads to "help focus the mind and set a mantra or intention in meditation, inspiring us to practice patience and… » 1/12/15 3:30pm 1/12/15 3:30pm

Get Your Beads Away From My Vagina

A new product called CycleBeads purports to help women become the overlords of their ovaries by charting their menstrual cycles using a necklace and a rubber ring. Every which way I turn, someone company somewhere is trying to get their bead-shaped product near my vagina. Please stop this. Please get those beads away… » 10/25/11 5:00pm 10/25/11 5:00pm