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TexasCrude
05/06/09

In reply to Beaches Blooper Reel
That's it. I'm changing my screenname to Hand-WalkingQueer.
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rocknrollunicorn
05/06/09

@Hand-Walking Queer (texascrude): Guess who got the part in the new Falcon Player's production?

Certainly not THE HAND-WALKING QUEER!
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TexasCrude
05/06/09

@rocknrollunicorn: Damn that Iris Myandowski!
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tankearae
05/05/09

In reply to Beaches Blooper Reel
One of the worst movies ever made.

And I can't decide who I dislike more, Bette Midler or Barbara Hershey and her collagen injections.
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spryte
05/05/09

@tankearae: Well you better hurry up and make a choice, because I'm sure they're both dying to know!!!

Jeez. Seriously?
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jessacecilia
05/05/09

@tankearae:

Woooooow. I'm not really a big movie fan but I know enough to know that this a classic. They just don't make movies like Beaches anymore. I've never heard of anyone even disliking this movie, let alone calling it one of the worst movies ever made!

I made my best friend watch it for the first time about a month ago. She's Australian and I'm American, so the majority of our friendship is spent apart. We both cried for the entire last 1/4th of the movie.

My only complaint is the actress they had for Victoria..ew. How can you hate this movie?!?!?!?
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rocknrollunicorn
05/06/09

@jessacecilia: I can see not liking it if you dislike Bette Midle (what?!) or super-sentimental films. Or are not a lady, I guess. Or hate friends, New York, the '70s and '80s and the beach.

Calling it "one of the worst movies ever made," however, means either you're prone to hyperbole or you've only seen a handful of movies and they were pretty good ones.
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Kate.the.Great
05/05/09

In reply to Beaches Blooper Reel
I love love love Beaches! I need to own this immediately!

It's the only movie that make me cry EVERY time I watch it.
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queenieinmanhattan
05/05/09

@Kate.the.Great: For me, that movie is Steel Magnolias. Nothing turns on the waterworks like it does. Anytime I need a good cry but can't quite get there, it does the trick.
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dreamweave
05/05/09

In reply to Beaches Blooper Reel
Please, God, let there be one of these for Terms of Endearment to pull me out of the fetal position after I lose my mind and put myself through that movie again.

LOVE THIS!
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rocknrollunicorn
05/05/09

In reply to Beaches Blooper Reel
That IS the best gift ever! Fuck, I'm jealous. Seriously I think I could recite this movie in my sleep, but it never gets old.

I really wanted B. Hershey to say, "Wait, did I say wrench? I mean hammer and nails." after that picture fell off the wall, though.
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poires et poireaux
05/05/09

In reply to Beaches Blooper Reel
That cell phone is all sorts of amazing.
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Penny
05/05/09

@poires, poireaux, et poissons: You could do some damage with that thing.
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queenieinmanhattan
05/05/09

@poires, poireaux, et poissons: I don't think that's even a cell - I'm pretty sure it's just a cordless. Yes, once upon a time, those had retractable antennae, too. Ah, the 80s. :-)
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Penny
05/05/09

In reply to Beaches Blooper Reel
"What the fuck am I saying?!"

I swear, with as often as I sprinkle obscenities into my daily speech, I should live in a blooper reel.

I LOVE THIS.
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perruchon
05/05/09

@Penny: My favorite was "I hate my life", complete with sad Charlie Brown shuffle off-screen. That's pretty much exactly how I react when I stuff things up.
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rocknrollunicorn
05/05/09

@perruchon: Yet she does it so gracefully. I sound way more pathetic.
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Whiskey and Popcorn
05/05/09

In reply to Beaches Blooper Reel
Hand Walking Queer? Well according to some, as a bisexual all I would be doing is sitting on the fence :-P
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Lirael
05/05/09

In reply to Beaches Blooper Reel
The narrator's monotone dialogue alone makes this gold
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The Queen of No
05/05/09

@Lirael: That's Bill Murray!
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