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    Image of Dayman-Fan Dayman-Fan
    10/11/09

    In reply to Vogue's November Cover: Photoshop Of Horrors
    I know nothing about photogragraphy, photoshop, good vs. poor lighting...and my untrained ass can see that cover looks like a composite of cardboard cutouts.
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    Alessar promoted this comment Dayman-Fan was starred Dayman-Fan was unstarred
    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    10/09/09

    In reply to Vogue's November Cover: Photoshop Of Horrors
    This has little to do with much, but is that Dyan Cannon in the middle, between Kate and Nicole?
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    Rooo sez BISH PLZ was starred Rooo sez BISH PLZ was unstarred
    Image of foodandshoes foodandshoes
    10/09/09

    In reply to Vogue's November Cover: Photoshop Of Horrors
    In that last shot, if there were thought bubbles, I'd imagine Fergie's to say "How the fuck did I get here?"
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    Hiroine Protagonist promoted this comment foodandshoes was starred foodandshoes was unstarred
    Image of julijet julijet
    10/09/09

    @foodandshoes: I think Kate Hudson would be saying that too.
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    Hiroine Protagonist promoted this comment julijet was starred julijet was unstarred
    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    10/09/09

    In reply to Vogue's November Cover: Photoshop Of Horrors
    "... Annie shot the scene in separate composites... a shot of January Jones ..., THEN after she got what she wanted she moved to the left and shot Jon Hamm exactly positioned and lit how she wanted. Then ... she ... took some overall shots of the room that would later be stitched together..."

    This stops being great photography. She's not capturing anything real.. she's not working with the characters and the room involved and dealing with the lighting and adjustments and getting a feeling. It's all so damn false.

    And it's obvious.
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    Eleanor Ramilly was starred Eleanor Ramilly was unstarred
    Image of hollygirl hollygirl
    10/09/09

    @Eleanor Ramilly: So true.
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    hollygirl was starred hollygirl was unstarred
    Image of PhillyLass PhillyLass
    10/09/09

    In reply to Vogue's November Cover: Photoshop Of Horrors
    Mad Men. La la la. Perspective. La la la. I'm too distracted by the combined force of Jon Hamm's and January Jones's gorgeousness to notice anything amiss. Hot damn, those are some beautiful people.
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    PhillyLass was starred PhillyLass was unstarred
    Image of PhillyLass PhillyLass
    10/09/09

    @PhillyLass: Also, the dresses on NK and MC are stunning. I wish I could afford them. And have a holiday ball as an excuse to wear them.
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    PhillyLass was starred PhillyLass was unstarred
    Image of JerkoftheMonth JerkoftheMonth
    10/09/09

    In reply to Vogue's November Cover: Photoshop Of Horrors
    I knew that Judi Dench and Helen Mirren photo always bothered me. THAT'S why Judi's not looking angrily at Helen's head, but at her shoulder or neck ruffle.
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    Image of Angie Pangie Angie Pangie
    10/10/09

    @JerkoftheMonth: That was totally my first thought. Judi Dench looks like she's thinking, "Is that MY blouse?"
     Reply
    Kakapo promoted this comment Angie Pangie was starred Angie Pangie was unstarred
    Image of napalmnacey is an angry feminist napalmnacey is an angry feminist
    10/09/09

    In reply to Vogue's November Cover: Photoshop Of Horrors
    Penelope Cruz and Sofia Loren are SO CUTE in that last photo.
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    katie.scarlett.o'hara promoted this comment napalmnacey is an angry feminist was starred napalmnacey is an angry feminist was unstarred
    Image of Suffragettestream the Office Hussy Suffragettestream the Office Hussy
    10/09/09

    In reply to Vogue's November Cover: Photoshop Of Horrors
    As a graphic production artist, I would like to apology for my industry.
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    Kakapo promoted this comment Suffragettestream the Office Hussy was starred Suffragettestream the Office Hussy was unstarred
    Image of LaMorenita LaMorenita
    10/09/09

    In reply to Vogue's November Cover: Photoshop Of Horrors
    I have a bit of a problem buying someone's validity as a photographer if they rely so heavily on composite photos. I know, I know, it's commercial magazines and if the perfect shot didn't come out of the actual shoot, they need to cobble on together. It just seems like a photographer with the recognition that Annie Leibovitz has would be able to, I don't know, stage and light an overall scene instead of haphazardly slapping the scene together. Or at least Photoshop well enough so you can't tell afterward. I don't know. It bugs me that she's so renowned and yet can't take a complete picture and/or airbrushes into un-recognition.
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    Eleanor Ramilly promoted this comment LaMorenita was starred LaMorenita was unstarred
    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    10/09/09

    @LaMorenita: I absolutely 100% agree with you. These shots.. what makes them good anymore? Even lighting your can adjust in photoshop.
     Reply
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    Image of Dictator for Life Dictator for Life
    10/09/09

    In reply to Vogue's November Cover: Photoshop Of Horrors
    Normally I would buy it b/c Marion Cotillard is on the cover. But normally I wouldn't buy anything with Nicole Kidman or Kate Hudson on the cover. Do the two bads cancel out the good? What to do, what to do.....
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    Dictator for Life was starred Dictator for Life was unstarred
    Image of futuremouse futuremouse
    10/09/09

    In reply to Vogue's November Cover: Photoshop Of Horrors
    I don't see any photoshop in the cover image. I just see very specific stage notes from Liebowitz.

    Nicole - Try not to look human. And also evil.
    Marion - Give me vampire but slightly touched in the head and about to die with the sun in your eyes.
    Penelope - Try to look 2 dimensional. Think cardboard cutout.
    Kate - I want sexy, scrunchy-faced flasher. Can you do that?
     Reply
    futuremouse was starred futuremouse was unstarred
    Image of shorty63136 shorty63136
    10/09/09

    In reply to Vogue's November Cover: Photoshop Of Horrors
    Is Marion Cotillard second from the left? Her face has that crazy hot spot on it - WHY?? Granted, I'm looking at a small image but it look like hot light city on her...and no one else.
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    shorty63136 was starred shorty63136 was unstarred
    Image of lafleur lafleur
    10/10/09

    @shorty63136: She steals the light like Obama and Jesus.
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    lafleur was starred lafleur was unstarred
    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    10/09/09

    In reply to Vogue's November Cover: Photoshop Of Horrors
    I think I need a bigger version of that Helen Mirren/Judy Dench photo framed above my bed. It is hardcore.
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    Zombie Ms. Skittles was starred Zombie Ms. Skittles was unstarred
    Image of PhillyLass PhillyLass
    10/09/09

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: Seriously. It's fucking amazing.
     Reply
    PhillyLass was starred PhillyLass was unstarred
    Image of Eric Northman is mine Eric Northman is mine
    10/09/09

    In reply to Vogue's November Cover: Photoshop Of Horrors
    Why is Kate Hudson on the cover? She def seems out of place. At first I thought it was a spread of oscar winners until I scanned the end of the cover and saw Kate.
     Reply
    Eric Northman is mine was starred Eric Northman is mine was unstarred
    Image of thatgirlinnewyork thatgirlinnewyork
    10/09/09

    @Eric Northman is mine: it baffles, any of the whoop made over her.
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    thatgirlinnewyork was starred thatgirlinnewyork was unstarred
    Image of Casquivana Casquivana
    10/09/09

    @Eric Northman is mine: Yeah, seeing the four names (Kidman, Cotillard, Cruz, Hudson) you get the sense that "one of these is not like the others"
    No, being Goldie Hawn's daughter doesn't count.
     Reply
    Eric Northman is mine promoted this comment Casquivana was starred Casquivana was unstarred
    Image of Ratinski Ratinski
    10/09/09

    @Eric Northman is mine: Because she's in Nine, with the rest of them.
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    Ratinski was starred Ratinski was unstarred
    Image of valhalla_i_am_coming valhalla_i_am_coming
    10/09/09

    @Casquivana: Got to agree. She was great in that movie where she was a groupie (eh, can't recall name) but since then? Nada.
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    Eric Northman is mine promoted this comment valhalla_i_am_coming was starred valhalla_i_am_coming was unstarred
    Image of PhillyLass PhillyLass
    10/09/09

    @Casquivana: That's exactly what I said.
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    PhillyLass was starred PhillyLass was unstarred
    Image of Rare Affinity Rare Affinity
    10/09/09

    In reply to Vogue's November Cover: Photoshop Of Horrors
    I wonder if one of the reasons they use composites is that it means the photographer does not have to deal with competing egos as to who will be placed in the most prominent position on the final version. I seem to recall the hoo-ha a few years back over the cover shoot for the Desperate Housewives. It resulted in some of the stars being relegated to the inside cover by virtue of where they were deliberately placed in the actual group shot..
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    Edited by Rare Affinity at 10/09/09 3:20 PM Rare Affinity was starred Rare Affinity was unstarred
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