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    Mickey Rourke's Dog Goes To Heaven

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    Image of ImproperDancing ImproperDancing
    02/18/09

    In reply to Mickey Rourke's Dog Goes To Heaven
    "My game was very sexual. The main character was, like, a giant penis. It was like Mario Brothers, but the ghosts were, like, vaginas. Mind you, I'm 12 years old, and this is stuff 30-year-olds are programming. You'd have to draw in and program every little step-it literally took me all night to do a step, 'cause the penis, y'know, had little feet and eyes."


    Reason #5873 of why I'm convinced Kanye is taking CRAZY PILLS!

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    Image of southernbelle southernbelle
    02/18/09

    In reply to Mickey Rourke's Dog Goes To Heaven
    I EFFING LOVE KANYE WEST. I WANT HIM TO FOLLOW ME AROUND AND SAY CRAZY SHIT, AND I CAN BE LIKE, "CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS GUY?" AND THE OTHER LADIES AT THE PTA WILL BE LIKE, "NO." AND THEN WE'LL GO HOME AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES WHERE WE BLOW UP SCROTUMS AND SHIT. KANYE WEST WILL BE THE BE ALL END ALL OF MY SOCIAL LIFE. WATCHIT.
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    Image of bangers bangers
    02/18/09

    In reply to Mickey Rourke's Dog Goes To Heaven
    also, I"m confused about this Ashton Kutcher film: will he be playing the 12 year old geek or the football player?
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    02/18/09

    In reply to Mickey Rourke's Dog Goes To Heaven
    dear god: if you care, please ensure that seth rogen is naked.
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    02/18/09

    In reply to Mickey Rourke's Dog Goes To Heaven
    In defence of Kylie (even though she does overdo the botox every now and then): she has always had one eyebrow more arched and higher than the other, even when she was a wee girl on Neighbours.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    02/18/09

    In reply to Mickey Rourke's Dog Goes To Heaven
    "I have, like, nuclear power, like a superhero, like Cyclops when he puts his glasses on."


    So, it has been a really, really, really long time since I read the comics, but I thought Cyclops puts his glasses on to keep his power in check and he could use his power only when he took them off (or used his mask/visor).

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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    02/18/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: Correct. He needs the ruby lenses of his glasses or the ruby crystal of his visor to restrain the energy beams his eyes generate.
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    Image of Red-headed bookworm Red-headed bookworm
    02/18/09

    @NefariousNewt: Yay for fellow comic book geeks. :)
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    Image of Rare Affinity Rare Affinity
    02/18/09

    In reply to Mickey Rourke's Dog Goes To Heaven
    "I don't see the point in buying something because I know my eyes will get bored of it eventually."

    That's the same reason why I have never bothered to buy any of Ricky Gervais' books or DvDs.
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    Image of lucystrawberry: Tier 2 is the new black lucystrawberry: Tier 2 is the new black
    02/18/09

    In reply to Mickey Rourke's Dog Goes To Heaven
    thank you Kanye. Thank you.
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    Image of linnyt is a walking cliché linnyt is a walking cliché
    02/18/09

    In reply to Mickey Rourke's Dog Goes To Heaven
    my eyebrows are not even either. lefty is more arched than righty so i don't see how this alone means kylie has botox.
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    Image of cherry_blossom cherry_blossom
    02/18/09

    In reply to Mickey Rourke's Dog Goes To Heaven
    Hmmm....Michael Phelps, everyone in Baltimore knows that the only reason you go to strip clubs here is to get a blowjob. You don't have to lie to us.
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    Image of lucystrawberry: Tier 2 is the new black lucystrawberry: Tier 2 is the new black
    02/18/09

    @xer0: you charm city livin? me too!
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    Image of topsy topsy
    02/18/09

    In reply to Mickey Rourke's Dog Goes To Heaven
    Poor Mickey Rourke. I've read several articles that quoted him saying how much he loved Loki. Loki was there during the tough times and I guess it be nice to have something giving you unconditional love when you don't love yourself. The timing is very bad, but maybe Mickey can look at it as Loki had helped him get this far and now he needed to go to DoggyHeaven and rest.
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    Image of lucystrawberry: Tier 2 is the new black lucystrawberry: Tier 2 is the new black
    02/18/09

    In reply to Mickey Rourke's Dog Goes To Heaven
    So sad for Mickey, but it gives me the chance to share this AMAZING PHOTOGRAPH with you guys. Look at the dog! He is such a little thug!


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    Image of luxylux luxylux
    02/18/09

    @lucystrawberry actually *is* that into you: yes! That photo is exactly what I thought of when I read that the pupster died. I'm sure he's got lots of pictures of his dog, but that's a keeper, and in hindsight how great is it that they got it taken and published at what turns out to be just under the wire.
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    Image of lucystrawberry: Tier 2 is the new black lucystrawberry: Tier 2 is the new black
    02/18/09

    @luxylux: it really is the sweetest photograph ever. i loves the pup. so sad for mickey.
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    02/18/09

    In reply to Mickey Rourke's Dog Goes To Heaven
    I am going to repurpose Kanye's third comment as my default self-empowerment mantra:


    Oh my God, I'm one of the greatest grant administrators in the world. I'll get on a budget and completely ee-nihilate that budget, I'll eat it and rip it in half. I wouldn't have to think of it. […] I have, like, nuclear power, like a superhero, like Cyclops when he puts his glasses on.


    (I start a new job on Monday and am nervous. Thanks, Kanye!)

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    Image of InCahoots InCahoots
    02/18/09

    In reply to Mickey Rourke's Dog Goes To Heaven
    Seth Rogen better be naked. I don't know why, but I would love the hell out of that.


    Also, awwwwww to Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christenson. They seem cute.

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    Image of Bunsen Honeydew Bunsen Honeydew
    02/18/09

    @InCahoots with Zombies: I totally agree about Set Rogen. But that's because he's my dream man and I truly believe we could grow old happy together.


    i never thought a day would come when I would purchase Playboy.

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    Image of bangers bangers
    02/18/09

    @InCahoots with Zombies: i'm so hot on seth rogen it's not funny.
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    Image of burningdinner burningdinner
    02/18/09

    In reply to Mickey Rourke's Dog Goes To Heaven
    The ghosts were like vaginas?!?!!?!


    Oh, Kanye.

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    Image of burningdinner burningdinner
    02/18/09

    @burningdinner: Oh I just got my star!!!!! :) Happiest day ever!
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    Image of denna denna
    02/18/09

    @burningdinner: When I first read the Kanye vagina ghosts bit, my reaction was to rush next door and tell my bff while giggling. He's a parody of himself now and I'M SO AMUSED I COULD BREAK MY SONY VAIO!!!


    (Congratulations on the star!!)

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