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andromache
04:14 PM

In reply to The Sparkle Vamp Is A Man With Many Layers
my friend and I saw a trailer for the next Twilight flick. we're wondering, wtf is up with these "vampires"? I tried to search for answers on the interwebs but came up short.

why do they sparkle?
how can they go out in daylight?
why would it be a big deal if one of them went out in daylight like in the new trailer when he is apparently ready to commit suicide, since clearly they are able to do it on a regular basis?
and what's up with the red eyes? wouldn't people be able to spot these um non-people who have red eyes and be like, look! it's a scary vampire!

anyway we're super confused and don't have the time or the energy to read the books ourselves, so maybe my Jezefriends can help? thanks!!! #robertpattinson
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mary_loulou
04:31 PM

@andromache: unfortunately i know the answers to these questions.

why do they sparkle? bc when they become vamps their skin crystallizes and gets all hard kinda like marble

how can they go out in daylight? sunlight doesn't hurt them, just makes them sparkly which clearly would give away the non-humanness. thus the whole living in the rainiest part of the country thing

why would it be a big deal if one of them went out in daylight like in the new trailer when he is apparently ready to commit suicide, since clearly they are able to do it on a regular basis? he's revealing himself in direct sunlight, so the vamps in charge would be forced to kill him for revealing his non-humanness to humans.

and what's up with the red eyes? the eyes are only red if you eat humans. if you eat animals they're gold (like edward and his peeps)

wouldn't people be able to spot these um non-people who have red eyes and be like, look! it's a scary vampire! yes. but most vamps don't interact with humans. ya know, except to eat them. #robertpattinson
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andromache
07:26 PM

@mary_loulou: @PurpleFlamingo: @MalinaMango: @justjade: THANK YOU GUYS!!!! I knew I'd find some answers here! Now the trailer makes more sense... #robertpattinson
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Rooo sez BISH PLZ
08:22 PM

@mary_loulou: Ahaha. I have read no Twilight, but figured there had to be more to the vampires living in Seattle (or are they in Portland?) than the author being from there or their just liking the coffee. #robertpattinson
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futuremouse
04:09 PM

In reply to The Sparkle Vamp Is A Man With Many Layers
He's in disguise... as someone I don't want to sleep with. #robertpattinson
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jenilane
04:51 PM

@futuremouse: I was thinking it was his Halloween costume: Creepy Mouth Breathing Guy with Dandruff Who Keeps Asking Me Out. #robertpattinson
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Kivrin
04:05 PM

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He really does bear a striking resemblance to my husband. Obviously hubs isn't quite as gorgeous, otherwise he would probably be a film star, too; still, I consider myself to be a very lucky woman. :)

Of course husband still won't agree to wear body glitter when we do it. Such a party pooper. (Kidding, kidding.) #robertpattinson
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ladypony
04:00 PM

In reply to The Sparkle Vamp Is A Man With Many Layers
Apparently, Robert Pattinson enjoyed shopping at Maurices in 1996 as much as I did. What is that coat? #robertpattinson
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sympathyforthebasementcat
03:59 PM

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Are you saying he looks like Shrek? I know some tweens who would bite you over that. #robertpattinson
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rodmanstreet
04:05 PM

@sympathyforthebasementcat: That's okay. Tweens' fangs aren't fully developed yet. #robertpattinson
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Raederle
04:12 PM

@sympathyforthebasementcat: Or that he's like an onion? Or parfait? Everyone likes parfait. #robertpattinson
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Rooo sez BISH PLZ
08:23 PM

@rodmanstreet: Personally I don't think that makes them any less poisonous. Plus, they'd probably bite harder to make sure it sinks in.
JMHO, though. #robertpattinson
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Zombie Ms. Skittles
03:57 PM

In reply to The Sparkle Vamp Is A Man With Many Layers
Robert Pattinson, Ashton Kutcher, or domestic terrorist: You be the judge. #robertpattinson
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CurtCole
03:55 PM

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The more for you to undress, my dear.
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badmutha
03:06 PM

In reply to Nothing's Gonna Touch You In These Golden Years
David Bowie, in an interview once, spoke about how much he loves his daughter and how when he thinks that one day he won't be here for her, it breaks his heart. She is a lucky girl. #iman
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marshmallory
03:07 PM

@badmutha: I would say having two of the most kickass people on earth as parents is lucky indeed, not to mention the genes she's obviously inherited. #iman
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Penny
02:59 PM

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Damn you, little one, and your phenomenal genes. #iman
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BetteD
02:57 PM

In reply to The Lovecats
Whoa. I've just realized something: between the leopard print, the lipstick, and the gold Kathy bag, Katy Perry has somehow managed to break into my Grandma's closet undetected! She must be stopped! #russellbrand
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Kivrin
02:55 PM

In reply to Nothing's Gonna Touch You In These Golden Years
January Jones (from earlier SJ) needs to switch shoes with Iman. #iman
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BetteD
02:54 PM

In reply to Nothing's Gonna Touch You In These Golden Years
Wow. She's a stunning mixture of both of her parents. Also, since she's up to Iman's shoulder, I can safely assume she's already taller than I am. Ah, to be genetically gifted...le sigh. #iman
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sableized (just like starting over)
02:54 PM

In reply to Nothing's Gonna Touch You In These Golden Years
That child is going to be absolutely gorgeous when she grows up. (not that she isn't pretty cute already) #iman
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ElleL
01:58 PM

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Not gunna lie, I love them together.

And that scarf is fabulous. #russellbrand
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BlondeGoddess
01:18 PM

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Do they ever stay at home for a night? Watch TV on the couch? Get takeout? Are stars never lazy?
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badmutha
01:25 PM

@BlondeGoddess: But why stay home when you are that fabulous, dahling? #russellbrand
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