my friend and I saw a trailer for the next Twilight flick. we're wondering, wtf is up with these "vampires"? I tried to search for answers on the interwebs but came up short.
why do they sparkle?
how can they go out in daylight?
why would it be a big deal if one of them went out in daylight like in the new trailer when he is apparently ready to commit suicide, since clearly they are able to do it on a regular basis?
and what's up with the red eyes? wouldn't people be able to spot these um non-people who have red eyes and be like, look! it's a scary vampire!
anyway we're super confused and don't have the time or the energy to read the books ourselves, so maybe my Jezefriends can help? thanks!!! #robertpattinson
@andromache: unfortunately i know the answers to these questions.
why do they sparkle? bc when they become vamps their skin crystallizes and gets all hard kinda like marble
how can they go out in daylight? sunlight doesn't hurt them, just makes them sparkly which clearly would give away the non-humanness. thus the whole living in the rainiest part of the country thing
why would it be a big deal if one of them went out in daylight like in the new trailer when he is apparently ready to commit suicide, since clearly they are able to do it on a regular basis? he's revealing himself in direct sunlight, so the vamps in charge would be forced to kill him for revealing his non-humanness to humans.
and what's up with the red eyes? the eyes are only red if you eat humans. if you eat animals they're gold (like edward and his peeps)
wouldn't people be able to spot these um non-people who have red eyes and be like, look! it's a scary vampire! yes. but most vamps don't interact with humans. ya know, except to eat them. #robertpattinson
@mary_loulou: Ahaha. I have read no Twilight, but figured there had to be more to the vampires living in Seattle (or are they in Portland?) than the author being from there or their just liking the coffee. #robertpattinson
He really does bear a striking resemblance to my husband. Obviously hubs isn't quite as gorgeous, otherwise he would probably be a film star, too; still, I consider myself to be a very lucky woman. :)
Of course husband still won't agree to wear body glitter when we do it. Such a party pooper. (Kidding, kidding.) #robertpattinson
@rodmanstreet: Personally I don't think that makes them any less poisonous. Plus, they'd probably bite harder to make sure it sinks in.
JMHO, though. #robertpattinson
David Bowie, in an interview once, spoke about how much he loves his daughter and how when he thinks that one day he won't be here for her, it breaks his heart. She is a lucky girl. #iman
@badmutha: I would say having two of the most kickass people on earth as parents is lucky indeed, not to mention the genes she's obviously inherited. #iman
Whoa. I've just realized something: between the leopard print, the lipstick, and the gold Kathy bag, Katy Perry has somehow managed to break into my Grandma's closet undetected! She must be stopped! #russellbrand
Wow. She's a stunning mixture of both of her parents. Also, since she's up to Iman's shoulder, I can safely assume she's already taller than I am. Ah, to be genetically gifted...le sigh. #iman
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why do they sparkle?
how can they go out in daylight?
why would it be a big deal if one of them went out in daylight like in the new trailer when he is apparently ready to commit suicide, since clearly they are able to do it on a regular basis?
and what's up with the red eyes? wouldn't people be able to spot these um non-people who have red eyes and be like, look! it's a scary vampire!
anyway we're super confused and don't have the time or the energy to read the books ourselves, so maybe my Jezefriends can help? thanks!!! #robertpattinson
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why do they sparkle? bc when they become vamps their skin crystallizes and gets all hard kinda like marble
how can they go out in daylight? sunlight doesn't hurt them, just makes them sparkly which clearly would give away the non-humanness. thus the whole living in the rainiest part of the country thing
why would it be a big deal if one of them went out in daylight like in the new trailer when he is apparently ready to commit suicide, since clearly they are able to do it on a regular basis? he's revealing himself in direct sunlight, so the vamps in charge would be forced to kill him for revealing his non-humanness to humans.
and what's up with the red eyes? the eyes are only red if you eat humans. if you eat animals they're gold (like edward and his peeps)
wouldn't people be able to spot these um non-people who have red eyes and be like, look! it's a scary vampire! yes. but most vamps don't interact with humans. ya know, except to eat them. #robertpattinson
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Of course husband still won't agree to wear body glitter when we do it. Such a party pooper. (Kidding, kidding.) #robertpattinson
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JMHO, though. #robertpattinson
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And that scarf is fabulous. #russellbrand
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