Paper Trails

Those of you who prefer eco-friendly, super-soft toilet paper may do well to switch to the scratchy brown stuff. There's a "toilet paper problem," which is wiping out resources and filling publications with bad puns. Have at it. [LiveScience] » 4/22/10 9:20am 4/22/10 9:20am

Flush Away Your Fears

Embarrassed about bathroom noise? Women in Japan can now purchase the Toto Otohime ("sound princess"), which mimics the sound of a flushing toilet in order to hide their more human moments. Get one for $36 - shame not included. [RandomGoodStuff] » 4/21/10 11:20am 4/21/10 11:20am

The Bride Wore Charmin

Well, it's probably soft. Katrina Chalifoux of Rockford, Illinois's sheath-style sheath-style wedding gown, made of molded toilet paper, won first prize yesterday in a in a T.P.-wedding dress design contest sponsored by Ripley's Believe it or Not!, Charmin and Cheap-Chic-Weddings.com. The top six gowns are on display… » 6/20/08 4:45pm 6/20/08 4:45pm

Does Your Man Pee Sitting Down?

Now this is surprising: In a poll taken of 518 married couples, 49% of the guys said they pee sitting down, because their wives had asked them to. By the by, this poll was conducted in Japan, where "toilet etiquette is a serious topic," explains Guardian. Around here, we pee standing up. So somehow it makes perfect… » 12/14/07 4:40pm 12/14/07 4:40pm