Meredith Vieira spoke to the Queen of Etiquette/Life Martha Stewart about her bathroom habits for a segment on her show called "Stall Talk." Have a seat. You might learn something.
It's an old cliché, but one that persists. Why do women take so long in the bathroom?
The only time we've felt penis envy is while peeing at, you know, rock festivals or in campgrounds or any place where there are 1) no bathrooms or 2) disgusting PortaPotties. But we've just learned about the existence of the The P-Mate, a simple, ingenious little waxed-paper device designed to allow women to urinate…