"A new study claims that eating extra amounts of choline, a chemical found in eggs, while pregnant can lead to an increased risk of developing breast cancer in offspring."
Trade-off: better memory performance. What to do? To choline or not to choline??
Okay, washing my hands before judgment results in less strict rulings, and washing my hands after judgment seals my fate and makes me Judas. Man, no wonder I've had so much trouble. Plus, I have a bit of an OCD, so washing my hands six times before making a decision = mellow yellow submarine. I win!
That Haiti story where the 14-year-old girl accidentally killed her rapist with a pair of scissors and got two years in adult prison is a huge fucking downer.
I have sympathy for the Texan - who among us hasn't wanted to run someone off the road for driving while an asshole? Of course, we didn't actually do it and blame God.
@sybann: I saw someone make a 3 point turn in the middle of PCH yesterday after driving ~25-30MPH for 11 miles and passing untold numbers of turn-offs and parking lots. Just popped a 3-pointer RIGHT IN FRONT OF US. There was a part of me that wished they had continued backing off the cliff.
Without reading the article, I am going to make a prediction about inducing labor before 40 weeks...
1) Increased # of diabetic mothers 2) Increased # of older mothers
Both perfectly reasonable. My mom was diabetic for all her pregnancies. My brother was born a month and a week early--he weighed 7 pounds. In the last month of gestation, a baby can be expected to put on up to a pound a week.
I was born on time and was 9 lbs 12 oz. My mother didn't realize she was diabetic when she was preggers with me. Induced labor a couple weeks early might have been nicer for the both of us...
The bodies of women as instruments/expressions of the patriarchy's social priorities, or protectors of men from their sexual urges or from political impotence, or arenas for male rage....
Ok, my brain blended together the workers-looking-at-porn and gymnasts-suffering-injuries to read that workers are suffering injuries while looking at gymnastic porn.
"She thought she was the center of the universe but I wasn't like that."
Hating on Anne Frank has to be one of the worst ideas a person could possibly have in this world. It's seriously up there with those fetish videos where dudes put their dicks in blenders.
@Crabby Cakes wants some Dance Biscuits.: It's real, yo. I debated whether to admit knowing about it. I only do bc my ex was friends w some real creeps. Also real? People who want to get eaten! Like, literally eaten!
@BrutallyHonestBabes: Shrankles sound like some withered, tiny toothpick-like ankles. So the appropriate insult there would be: "How does that fat cow carry around all that weight on those shrankles?"
@Lymed: Oh man, I'm tired. And so sad about all the women getting hurt all over, and I just thought: REALLY?! Which is to say, I didn't really think. Sigh.
My apologies Crabby Cakes! Your meta was beyond my weary mind.
@Sukie in the Graveyard: @Lymed: People are furiously nominating me for WCOTD as we speak. "That BITCH! Didn't she see the worstie today? She hasn't learned a THING!"
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Trade-off: better memory performance. What to do? To choline or not to choline??
I am such a nerd.
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Further, it stated that folks who scratched their ass before deciding what to eat for lunch tended to choose bologna over salads.
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*as in Aqua Teen Hunger Force Carl.
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I always wondered how more people didn't die on that road everyday.
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1) Increased # of diabetic mothers
2) Increased # of older mothers
Both perfectly reasonable. My mom was diabetic for all her pregnancies. My brother was born a month and a week early--he weighed 7 pounds. In the last month of gestation, a baby can be expected to put on up to a pound a week.
I was born on time and was 9 lbs 12 oz. My mother didn't realize she was diabetic when she was preggers with me. Induced labor a couple weeks early might have been nicer for the both of us...
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Oy oy. These stories make me want to weep.
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Time to go home.
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Hating on Anne Frank has to be one of the worst ideas a person could possibly have in this world. It's seriously up there with those fetish videos where dudes put their dicks in blenders.
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I've heard about people being eaten (I saw a picture of a very sad girl dressed like a christmas ham) but blenders?
No.
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However, the man's brain was nowhere to be found. It has been determined irretrievable.
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Can't that be said for any person with esteem problems?
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Britney Spears isn't depressed, that's bullshit. But she sure does have Shropshire ankle!
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Bananas!
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My apologies Crabby Cakes! Your meta was beyond my weary mind.
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WCOTD 12-3-08: Gawd, Crabby Cakes - you are just like Hitler with your shrankles and your little mustache!!1! And Who are You anyway? Besides UGLY!
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...now, I giggle at the term 'cankles' and the shit storm it can brew here. comic gold.
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