American Hero Nonchalantly Adjusts Boobs Before Baseball Game Selfie

Before this video, I thought there were only two reasons to go to a baseball game: One, to eat as many garlic fries as possible before vomiting and 2, arguing with the people in front of you about something of no actual consequence. Now I know there are three reasons to go. The third reason? Glorious, shameless,… » 5/04/15 11:20pm 5/04/15 11:20pm

The Best Thing About the Desert Is That It's Clueless

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I know a place in the Mojave Desert where there are rocks in the shape of Billy Martin. I visit the rocks every year to commemorate the return of spring. It makes perfect sense to me that the rocks are in the desert and not a mountain range or forest because the gone-but-not-forgotten Yankee manager was a kind of… » 4/28/15 5:30pm 4/28/15 5:30pm

Mo'ne Davis Pitches Tonight. This Is Why You Need To Watch.

The Taney Dragons, representing Pennsylvania, will take on Nevada in a Little League World Series semifinal tonight. On the mound for the Dragons will be Mo'ne Davis, a 13-year-old girl whom you have surely heard of by now. You should be watching this game, because even though this is just little league baseball,… » 8/20/14 2:17pm 8/20/14 2:17pm

'Pretty Drunk' Chrissy Teigen Throws First Pitch at Dodgers Game


Supermodel and John Legend's more photogenic half Chrissy Teigen was given the honor of throwing out the first pitch at the Los Angeles Dodgers game on Tuesday night. And, because the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue cover girl later confessed she was "pretty drunk" right around the time she did it, it was awesome. » 8/06/14 3:30pm 8/06/14 3:30pm

​105-year-old Woman Throws a Killer First Pitch at Padres Game

Yesterday, Agnes McKee became the oldest person to throw the first pitch at a San Diego Padres game. The 105-year-old had been practicing her pitch with the staff of her retirement community in San Diego, and the practice paid off. McKee threw a solid underhand toss but not before winding it up like a pro. … » 7/21/14 11:20am 7/21/14 11:20am

Baseball Star's Holiday Safety Tip: 'Ladies, Let Ur Man Drive'

Today, I took a break from gestating male heirs/ slaving over a hot stove/ piping down and letting the men talk to check this website called "Twitter," where a famous base-ball player named David Price had some great Thanksgiving travel tips for ladies: let your man drive! Especially in dangerous weather! Men, you… » 11/26/13 3:40pm 11/26/13 3:40pm

Baby Falls Out of Window, Is Caught by Joe Torre's Daughter

Today in hahahahdskjhksdghsdgfkdshfskdhfjsfhwghhggjh, Cristina Torre — a 44-year-old New Yorker who just happens to be the daughter of legendary MLB manager and catcher Joe Torre (THE CATCHER PART IS IMPORTANT LATER)—was walking down the street in Brooklyn when she saw a 1-year-old baby fall from a second-story fire… » 6/20/13 3:20pm 6/20/13 3:20pm

Lil Wayne Sang 'Take Me Out to the Ball Game' and We Were Like 'Hell…

I don't think that I am being simplistic when I say that love is one of the most important feelings that a human being can experience, so please go forward in good faith knowing that I am not being flippant or irresponsible with what I'm about to say. I fell in love last night. I know, I know! We never thought it… » 10/22/12 3:40pm 10/22/12 3:40pm

Major League Baseball's Dress Code Actually More of a Slut Ban

Concerned with an uptick journalistic sartorial sloppiness, before the 2012 baseball season began, a mixed gender panel of experts crafted a new dress code for reporters who talk to players in Major League locker rooms. This sounds like a pretty good idea on its surface — after all, who doesn't love rules about sleeve… » 10/17/12 2:50pm 10/17/12 2:50pm