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samethingwedoeverynightpinky
01/28/09

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Dear Dear Kanye West and Noel Gallagher

I like your music. Please stop ruining it for me by talking. If the best your inner badass can do is shoptlift and/or you think Martin Luther King a socialist who watched people die for basic rights would have given a fuck about your designer shoes keep it to yourself mmkay?

Love
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swimmingly
01/28/09

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Kanye is on the verge of a B. Spears/Mariah Carey limo incident breakdown. I can't wait.
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rednrowdy
01/28/09

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dear ashlee

if you want to ask if someone would make comments about weight to someone's wife mother et cetera look no further than pete wentz's comments about YOUR WEIGHT during an interview with howard stern in december.

in case you forgot mr. wentz is your husband.

have another twinkie
rednrowdy
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Nuckin Futz for you
01/28/09

@rednrowdy: I think you are missing her point. This is her defending that women shouldnt have to fit an ideal weight and should be proud of whatever figure they have. And I agree with her that no one's weight should be headling news with everything going on in the country. This unhealthy focus on the perfect figure is part of the reason we have so many eating disorders in the country.
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rednrowdy
01/28/09

@Give me your nuts!: go read what pete wentz said about his wife in that interview...how happy he was that her boobs were big from pregnancy and that the weight was just "blazing off of her...THANK GOD"....

society has had an unhealthy obsession with a perfect figure since i don't know the dawn of time perhaps but if no one's weight should be headline news nor even discussed in an interview regardless of medical circumstances then perhaps her own husband should follow suit as well.
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PhillyLass
01/28/09

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Dear Shonda

A crossover between two shows only boosts ratings when at least one of the shows remains relevant and interesting. Given that you've driven both Grays and PP into the ground crossing over your characters won't salvage ratings for either one.

A Former Fan
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rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny
01/28/09

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I really really have a crush on Jessica Alba now.
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Macloserboy
01/28/09

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I'm sorry but this Jessica Alba bashing is coming pretty close to "Pretty Girl" hate. "She's hot so she can't possibly know anything." You do realize that's O'Reilly's opinion. I mean this isn't Jessica "Is Chicken of the Sea tuna or chicken" Simpson with a history of moronic statements and actions talking here. Where's Alba's dim bulb history that she couldn't possibly know this?
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Nuckin Futz for you
01/28/09

@Macloserboy: I agree some people just know random facts. I love watching National Geographic and history channels for the random info I can gather. I'm a little suprised at all the girl on girl hating going on today.
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Diziet_Sma
01/28/09

@Macloserboy: YES! As I said in an earlier reply - it's interesting that so many people want to believe she was right by accident. Doesn't this go to the heart of feminism? Why can't she just know stuff? Because she's pretty? Because she's a celebrity? Because she's a woman?

Seriously. I'd like to know why people have these assumptions about somebody they've never even met.
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cwisto moweina has got yer goat
01/28/09

@Diziet_Sma: It's because she signed on to do a movie with Dane Cook. There! You happy?
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Hazel
01/28/09

@cwistomoweina has got yer goat: now THAT is a legitimate reason. =)
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Diziet_Sma
01/28/09

@cwistomoweina has got yer goat: Ha! You make a good point.
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Steve_Holt
01/28/09

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Keith Olbermann Tyra Banks Suze Orman Gus Van Sant k.d. lang Ellen DeGeneres and Rachel Maddow: All nominated for GLAAD awards.

One of these things is not like the other....
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Hazel
01/28/09

@Steve_Holt: Woah! I didn't even catch that.

I bet it's because Tyra let a transgender person be on ANTM. And I bet that Tyra let Isis on just so she could get recognized by GLAAD.
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Breamworthy
01/28/09

@Steve_Holt: Is KO gay? At least openly? I thought his blog talked about his live=in girlfriend.
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Kater Tot
01/28/09

@Breamworthy: You don't have to be gay to get a GLAAD award. My guess is that he was nominated for his vocal anger about Prop 8:
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Breamworthy
01/28/09

@Kater Tot: Yeah, I was just confused by the "One of these things is not like the others" and I couldn't figure out what six of the seven had in common. But (comma)* then again (comma) I don't own a television.

* I have resorted to this in my commenting today so I don't look like an idiot who can't punctuate (exclamation mark).
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NefariousNewt
01/28/09

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Jessica Alba: you had me at "A-Hole."
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InCahoots
01/28/09

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Are my eyes deceiving me or is he wearing a Hebrew Obama pin?
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ellaesther
01/28/09

@InCahoots: Your eyes deceive you not! See my earlier comment....
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Kivrin
01/28/09

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Yesterday I saw John Grisham on TV and screamed because I thought he was supposed to have died. Then I remembered that it was the other bestselling 1990s author Michael Crichton who died...and then I was okay.
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ellaesther
01/28/09

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Note Joaquin's Obama button - in Hebrew! I had one of those only better: Mine was in Hebrew and Arabic. So it's almost like Joaquin and I like know each other! But I lost mine.... Very sad. I can only presume it ran off to start an elaborate art project with Joaquin's button.
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whatsername
01/28/09

@ellaesther: Hebrew AND Arabic? You are awesome. Point!

Its making pretty button babies with Joaquin's. And they'll bring peace to the Middle East while supplying weave makers with new stock. Sigh.
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ellaesther
01/28/09

@whatsergem (has Bracket Closing Disorder: SECOND out-loud laughter of the day! I can already see that today is going to be cheerier than yesterday.
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stacyinbean
01/28/09

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Hey Steve Wynn - I'm available call me! I know one of your cousins too family reunion time!
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BabyJane
01/28/09

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Kanye

You may now call me Martin Lewis BabyJane because I once rented You're Never Too Young from Netflix and it starred Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis.

Your move sir!

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Breamworthy
01/28/09

@BabyJane: LOL. I friended you for that.
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R_Claw
01/28/09

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I don't understand Scientology using Robocalls. Didn't that fail for the Republicans during this past election? Also who do they need to call? Are they recruiting via phone instead of personality tests now? L. Ron Hubbard what is a goin' on?
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tscheese
01/28/09

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Kate Winslet won my heart forever and ever amen by "forgetting" Jolie. I know this is some bitchy high-school shit but when I heard about that I was like "OHHHHHHH SNAPPP".

I am immature and I love it.
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whatsername
01/28/09

@tscheese: Thats totally how I feel about this. There's alot of exhaustion at the Awesomeness Of Being Earth Mother Goddes That Is Angelina to the point where people are feeling a wee bit of schadenfreude at something like this...I think.
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