Entertainment Earth: Bring Christian Bale & Joan Jett Home For Christmas

Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names

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Jennifer Lopez's Alter Ego; Ellen Page's New TV Show

• The new single from a singer named Lola is actually a track by Jennifer Lopez.

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Miley Lands Sex And The City; Kardashian Wedding Was A "Circus"

• Miley Cyrus will indeed be in Sex And The City 2:

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"Hello, Gorgeous."

[New York, September 26. Image via Getty.]

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Lindsay Flips At Fashion Event; Kanye Taking Time Off?

• Lindsay Lohan thew a fit at the G-Star runway show:

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Billy Ray Weighs In On Miley's Poledance; Grisly Details In Model Murder

• Billy Ray Cyrus knows you're worried about Miley Cyrus dancing on an ice cream cart while holding a pole, and he has this to say:

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Oprah Sued For A Trillion; Posh Headed To Idol

• Oprah is being sued for $1 trillion. That is one trillion dollars. Here's the deal:

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Chris Brown Sued For Assault; Prince Harry Arriving In U.S.

• Chris Brown is being sued for assault and battery, but not by anyone you know:

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Madonna To Marry Jesus?

• Madonna and Jesus Luz are reportedly planning a "commitment ceremony" in front of a rabbi at the Kabbalah Center in New York. Oooh, and a source says:

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Scarlett Gets Hitched; Heather Gets Busted; Matilda Gets Money

• While everyone was busy focusing on the presidential debates, Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds got married. The ceremony took place Saturday night at a "remote wilderness resort" outside of Vancouver, Canada. The bride is 23, the groom is 31 and they have been dating since 2007. [Us Magazine, People]
• Heather Locklear was busted on suspicion of driving under the influence Saturday night in Santa Barbara, CA. Apparently a witness saw her driving erratically while leaving a parking lot. This report says: The witness said Locklear was revving her engine loudly, and backed over a pair of sunglasses several times." Cops found Heather by the side of the highway "disoriented and impaired." Prescription drugs appear to be the blame; Heather just left a treatment facility for anxiety and depression 2 months ago. She looks rather stunned in her mug shot. [People, TMZ, ET]
• Heath Ledger left behind at least $145,000 in assets and cash — but maybe as much as $20 million in the estate — and Heath's father has announced that every penny will go to Matilda. [News.com.au]
• The company that wrote Heath Ledger's $10 million life insurance policy is being sued after claiming the actor's death might have been a suicide, even though officials concluded it was accidental. If it was suicide, the company won't have to pay. [TMZ]
• Jermaine Dupri partied so hard on his 36th birthday that he vomited in Janet Jackson's lap. [Page Six]