If there's one thing that will take away any heavy cred you might have, it's the fact that no one looks cool rocking a Barbra Says Farewell t-shirt while bopping around town. But if these t-shirts were real, no one would ever make fun of any of us for loving Celine or even Bieber ever again.

On Monday, Barbra Streisand appeared on late night television for the first time in 50 years, and she chose to make that historic appearance with Jimmy Fallon. Of course.

In today's Tweet Beat, Barbra Streisand makes the social media leap into Instagram, Jennifer Beals discovers Carl Jung and have ya heard that Hilaria Baldwin does yoga?

Abercrombie & "No Fatties" Fitch, the Axe-drenched alpha male of suburban malls, has discontinued a T-shirt that clowns on the various loves of Taylor Swift after her army of fans came down on them like the Red Wedding. The shirt read "# more boyfriends than t.s."

Complete in her own version of the cap and gown.

FINALLY. Remember Beyonce's regular body? The alive one that's all made of fat and muscles and full of organs? Guh-ROSS. Luckily, the ad wizards at Roberto Cavalli took care of it and are proud to present Beyonce: 2.0.

The British anti-child abuse advocacy group Kidscape is pissed off that Gwyneth Paltrow hawks bikinis for four to eight year-olds in her latest GOOP newsletter. She captioned images of the swimwear, a collaboration with designer Melissa Odabash and exact replica of adult bikinis sold on the site, that it's "great for…

America's golden daughter Taylor Swift, who turned 23 yesterday, is growing up and wants to prove it. Subsequently, she copped some rocker shit (stringy pink-tipped wig! Taylor Momsen eye makeup!) for the brand-new "I Knew You Were Trouble" video, which features some bubblegum Sid and Nancyish antics opposite the…

Recently Ashley Judd spoke to Senator Kirsten Gillibrand about possibly running for Senate in 2014. Alternatively, she might wait until 2016 to go up against Kentucky Republican and spawn of Ron Paul, Rand Paul. State Democratic senator Rep. John Yarmuth says that Judd's beyond your average pompous Hollywood liberal:…

Last night, Barbra Streisand did a show at the new Barclays Center in Brooklyn — her hometown — and it was a sold-out show with 19,000 folks in the seats. As the New York Times reports, she exclaimed, "I've come home at last!" It was a big deal for the 70-year-old EGOT winner, as Entertainment Weekly's Jessica Shaw …

A sound bite like this isn't exactly unsurprising coming from La St00z, whose previous shocking bon mots include telling the paparazzi to "freeze to death" and saying that being photographed against your will is like "getting raped." During a Marie Claire UK Q&A with Balenciaga creative director Nicolas Ghesquiere,…

In a case of movie title imitating life, Russell Brand's facial hair refused to begin filming Eric Idle's new musical What About Dick? until he convinced a wardrobe assistant to flash him. He actually delayed production for two hours, haranguing her the entire time. A source said:

22-year-old Australian actress Mia Wasikowska is one of the two actresses being considered to play acerbic District 7 tribute Johanna Mason in the Hunger Games trilogy, a character who appears in both Catching Fire and Mockingjay and is more or less side by side with Finnick Odair as the most important bit of upcoming…

On Nancy O'Dell's HGTV show Celebrities at Home last night, Paula Deen made an impassioned plea to the American public: "When you hear the name Paula Deen," she said. "I want you to think of the word 'hope.'" Well, good luck with that, Paula. But seriously, people, could we maybe stop being so gleeful about Paula…

Finally! After months of mental prick and clit teasing, Julianne Moore has finally, officially, signed on to play the tyrannical mother in the highly anticipated remake of Carrie. It's not the first time she's taken on the classics — playing Lila Crane in Gus Van Sant's 1998 take on Psycho — and if Chloe Moretz in the…