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    What A Doll
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    Image of my cousin is an ape my cousin is an ape
    07/02/09

    In reply to What A Doll
    I'm kind of digging the outfit on the right.
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    Image of Lolita Hazed Lolita Hazed
    07/02/09

    @my cousin is an ape: Gorgeous, right? It's by a new-ish German lingerie company called Wundervoll, who makes some positively beautiful stuff. Very minimalist retro and very lounge-y.
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    Image of DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton
    07/02/09

    In reply to What A Doll
    Pam Anderson makes a comeback?
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    Image of hortense hortense
    07/02/09

    In reply to What A Doll
    "Midge, plz."
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    07/02/09

    @hortense: +1
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    Image of Cole23 Cole23
    07/02/09

    In reply to What A Doll
    Barbie now introduces...Redlight District Barbie! Comes with mini condoms and a little pocket in the britches for collected cash!
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    Image of NotChoinski NotChoinski
    07/02/09

    @Cole23: Too bad Redlight District Ken has nowhere to place the mini condom.
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    Image of LadyFabulous LadyFabulous
    07/02/09

    In reply to What A Doll
    She looks like she's going to eat Ken for dinner.

    Which, after the placenta thread, I'm not sure is entirely appropriate.
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    07/02/09

    @LadyFabulous: Yeah, they look like they might suck out children's souls.


    Anti-Barbie Holy Water Sold Separately.

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    Image of dianersb was bit by a zombie dianersb was bit by a zombie
    07/02/09

    In reply to What A Doll
    The one on the far left is obviously Sexytimes Barbie, all she's missing is her sexy face.
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    Image of AmericanSplendor AmericanSplendor
    07/02/09

    In reply to What A Doll
    Their makeup makes them look like fembots.
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    Image of DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton
    07/02/09

    @AmericanSplendor: You say it like it's a bad thing. I actually had the Fembot doll when I was a kid.
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    DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton was starred DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton was unstarred
    Image of porto-hottie porto-hottie
    07/02/09

    In reply to What A Doll
    Call girl barbie, is that you?
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    Image of zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce
    07/02/09

    @porto-hottie: it just might be. the one in the middle is a bit more covered up, so you know she's the madam.
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    zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce was starred zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce was unstarred
    Image of AmericanSplendor AmericanSplendor
    07/02/09

    In reply to What A Doll
    If that middle one's meant to be a coin purse, am I allowed to make a joke about her coin slot, or is that ass crack snarking?
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    AmericanSplendor was starred AmericanSplendor was unstarred
    Image of dianersb was bit by a zombie dianersb was bit by a zombie
    07/02/09

    @AmericanSplendor: I believe it might be molded plastic ass-crackesque indentation snarking.
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    Image of Samanthrax Samanthrax
    07/02/09

    @AmericanSplendor: Barbie will always have that "check to cash".
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    Image of pantsless economist...access RESTORED pantsless economist...access RESTORED
    07/02/09

    @AmericanSplendor: full frontal coin slot.
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    Image of LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues
    07/02/09

    @AmericanSplendor: Goddamnit. STOP SLOT-SHAMING.
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