Watching this ad for Twist 'n Turn Barbie is a surreal experience (due mostly to the creepy voice-over) - until Marcia Brady shows up, skipping around with her very own doll. Keen! [Vintage Ads]

Apparently hoping that parents will forget the original lyrics to Aqua's stupid bang-you-over-the-head with sexual innuendo 90s hit "Barbie Girl," Mattel has released an "official" Barbie video for 2009, featuring a revamped version of the tune. It's...interesting.