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Dear Santa…
…You know what you should bring every girl this year? Lady Gaga dolls. So many more at the link! [WoW via Veik11]Paula Abdul Tried To Make The "Barbie Dance" Happen. It Didn't Happen.
Our contributor Rich Juzwiak found an old '80s Barbie-promotional VHS tape this weekend called Barbie's Dance Club, in which a young Paula Abdul tries to teach tweens what Rich points out is a ridiculously complicated dance number. More »Diane Kruger New Face Of L'OrĂ©al; Christian Siriano Does Maternity Wear;
- Diane Kruger nabbed a L'Oréal contract. [Elle UK]
- And yes, Siriano provides the contractually-obligated fierceness. [Racked]
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Charity Cases: "Burka Barbie" Angers Everybody
Over the weekend, a producer from Fox & Friends contacted me, asking me to come on and comment on the new "Burka Barbie:" More »But Are Ballet Slippers & Blake Incarcerated Included?
Amy Winehouse reportedly wants to be the next Barbie doll and thinks she would be a hit with kids. [Pop Crunch]Once Again, Barbie Faces Competition From A New Group Of Stylish Plastics
There's a graveyard filled with sassy plastic dreams, where stylish dolls with slightly oversized heads and/or tragic 80s denim shorts are buried beneath gravestones that read "Here Lies So-And So: She Tried To Mess With Barbie." More »Meet The “Palm Beach Sugar Daddy” Ken Doll.
Rent-boy sold separately. [BuzzFeed]Barbie Doll Versions Of Joan Jett, Debbie Harry, And Cyndi Lauper Arriving In December
Watch out, Jem: the Barbie "Ladies Of The 80s" collection, featuring Joan Jett, Debbie Harry, and Cyndi Lauper, is set for release in December. Ten bucks says the Misfits try to recruit them before the Holograms can. [DollAttic]New Black Barbies, Same Old Controversy
Barbie Doll Sex: Cute In Any Country
In the commercial for the Norwegian newspaper VG, a little girl's parents see her put a naked boy-doll on top of naked girl-doll. It seems mom avoids "the talk" by hiding behind the paper, but can anyone translate? [AdGrabber]Stephanie Seymour Accused Of Bad Mothering; Manolo Blahnik "Hates" Celebrities
- Stephanie Seymour's divorce from Peter Brant is getting even uglier. After police were called to the couple's home following Seymour's complaint that Brant's security assaulted her, Brant has accused the model of drug use and is seeking sole child custody:
More »Float Like A Butterfly, Sting Like A "B"
[Barcelona, October 15. Image via Getty]
More »Mattel Throws Barbie Under The Bus
Because apparently their slipping numbers are all her fault! Boo, whore. [The Street]Tina Fey Doesn't Want Her Daughter To Dress Like Barbie
Last night on David Letterman, Tina Fey said her look in Harper's Bazaar is the result of "gay magic." But she doesn't want her daughter getting glammed up yet, so she's pushing her to be a bacon-eating robot for Halloween. More »A Doll's House
I thought we'd seen it all, Barbie-art-wise. And having seen this, I wish we had. And yeah, NSFW, to the extent that you probably wouldn't want your boss to walk by while you were looking at, say, number three. [BuzzFeed]Entertainment Earth: Where Your Fangirl Dreams Come True
Lagerfeld Slams Big Women; Louboutin Slams Barbie's Ankles
- "No one wants to see curvy women," says Karl Lagerfeld, who has struggled with his weight. "You've got fat mothers with their bags of chips sitting in front of the television and saying that thin models are ugly." [News.com.au]
More »Mixed Feelings About The New Black Barbie Dolls
As mentioned in July, Mattel worked with a black designer named Stacey McBride-Irby to create the "So In Style" black barbie dolls, which are "closer to a mirror reflection" of African-Americans. The ladies of The View had some issues: More »House Calls
[Shanghai, October 7. Image via Getty]
More »Barbie Movie Could Be Best Or Worst Thing Ever