Rumors Indicate that Katie Couric Could Join The View
Season two of Katie Couric's Katie has just started, but however long it will be on air is anyone's guess. Barbara Walters is slowly fading into that good night on The View, despite her original protestations. So what better way to fix this daytime talk show kerfuffle than have Katie Couric replace Barbara Walters on
Kiernan Shipka Joins Lifetime's Flowers In The Attic Incest-Fest
Precocious and sexually curious 14-year-olds of the '90s will be thrilled to hear that Kiernan Shipka will be starring as prima ballerina and brotherfucker (SPOILER) Cathy Dollanganger in the Lifetime remake of V.C. Andrews' Flowers in The Attic. Perfect! Sorry, Kristy Swanson. First Buffy, now this.
Exhale: Here's Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Final Appearance on The View
Looking appropriately sheepish, Elisabeth Hasselbeck gave The View the old conservative farewell Wednesday morning, after announcing last night that she would be moving to Fox to join the team at Fox and Friends, replacing Gretchen Carlson, who is getting her own afternoon show. Hasselbeck has been "enjoying The…
Kate Middleton's Taking Cooking Lessons From Her Own Mrs. Patmore
Over at Twerblyderp Palace, Kate Middleton is taking lessons in Italian cooking from her and Prince William's new housekeeper Antonella Fresolone, known for her "homemade bread" and "delicious pasta." Never forget that Kate's a Topshop-wearing commoner like the rest of us! But this is pretty legit, actually,…
Jaden Smith, 15, Longs to Be Legally Freed From Coolest Parents Ever
Even when you have the most laissez-faire, No Curfew, "You're-Going-To-Drink-So-Drink-In-The-House-Here's-Some-Patron" liberal Hollywood parents ever, you still want to fly the parental coop. Case in point: For Jaden Smith's 15th birthday this July, he asked Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith if they'd sign the papers…
NBC Unearths Vintage Footage of Barbara Walters as a Playboy Bunny
Gloria Steinem famously went undercover as a Playboy Bunny in 1963 for her exposé "I Was A Playboy Bunny", but did you know that Barbara Walters donned the Bunny suit a year earlier for a segment on NBC?
Barbara Walters Announces That She Is Not Retiring
After a week of speculation that she would be making a big announcement today regarding hanging up her body mic after a 52-year career in broadcasting, 83-year-old Barbara Walters returned from hiatus on The View to say, "Here I am and I have no announcement to make."
Jennifer Lawrence Is a Chihuahua on the Red Carpet, Says Jennifer Lawrence

According to a cover interview she just did with the U.K. magazine Fabulous, Jennifer Lawrence apparently isn't as into her myriad Jennifer Lawrence-isms as we are. Her family's keeping her feet on the ground ("My family is not the kind of family that would ever let me turn into an asshole or anything like that, so…
Barbara Walters to Announce Retirement?
Barbara Walters is reportedly ready to close the curtain on her 52-year career in broadcasting with a retirement announcement. It's not that surprising, considering all the cast change-ups going on with The View. Oh and because she's 83 fucking years old.
Lindsay Lohan's Not On Drugs But Having Trouble Making It to Court
I mean, how hard is it to catch a flight? This is a rhetorical question for Lindsay Lohan, who missed her plane last night from New York to attend her trial in L.A. this morning. (We're now on her twenty-something trial. When you move into the double digits, you should get a free Shakeweight or some turtle wax or an…
Jada Pinkett Smith Pissed Off About Media Bullying Rihanna, Taylor Swift
Ahem. Jada Pinkett Smith, one of the premiere Awesome Moms of our time, has something to say. And then she will drop the mic. But first:
Jennifer Aniston Panicky That Brangelina's Wedding Will Upstage Hers
Although Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Justin Theroux, Jennifer Aniston, Chandler Bing and that duck called a truce at some point, as Brangelina's and Jenreaux's (?) marriages draw nearer, threatening to even land sort of around the same time, some obvious problems become apparent.
While little choreographed…Taylor Swift: 'There's a Special Place in Hell for Women Who Don't Help Other Women'
"As she sits drinking lavender lemonade,*" Taylor Swift tells Vanity Fair that everyone—including, and especially, other ladies in Hollywood—needs to shut the fuck up about how many penises are/may be in orbit around her:
and will be married in Hawaii in a few weeks, but she does not want to do it in his old fuck den:Ashley Judd and Dario Franchitti Split With No Hard Feelings, For Real
Unfortunately, The Year That Love Died appears to be extending into 2013: Actress, vocal feminist and possible Kentucky senatorial candidiate Ashley Judd and her husband, three-time Indy 500 winner Dario Franchitti, are divorcing after eleven years of marriage, which is like a golden anniversary in celebrity years.

