Is a Banged President Still Bangable? This and Other Questions from…

The White House Correspondents’ Dinner might not have been for everyone, but it certainly featured some creepy photoshopping and at least one soul-snatching image of a cerulean-eyed Furby, which, if you gaze at for too long, will hypnotize you into becoming its eternal battery-gathering servant. » 4/28/13 5:00pm 4/28/13 5:00pm

Michelle Obama Explains that Her Bangs Are a 'Mid-Life Crisis'

As we all know, First Lady Michelle Obama is an accomplished lawyer, academic, and activist, but she's also a lady, so it is our patriotic and evolutionary duty to obsess about irrelevant shit like which parts of her hair are cut shorter than which other parts of her hair. Huzzah! Luckily, she's smart and funny about… » 2/19/13 5:00pm 2/19/13 5:00pm

Are Michelle Obama's Bangs the New Michelle Obama's Arms?

From my mom to the New York Times, everyone's got an opinion about the FLOTUS' new bangs. Concerned citizens are either, "BANGS YAY!" or "BANGS NAY!" and the nation, as it stands, is very invested. Some guy behind me at Starbuck's yesterday was telling his friends how Michelle Obama's bangs were keeping him up at… » 1/21/13 7:15pm 1/21/13 7:15pm

Relax, Your Bangs Aren't Ruining Your Eyes

There's been a rumor rippling through the internet all day that having bangs that fall in front of your eyes can give you a lazy eye. While it sounds more like something your jerk of an older brother would try to convince you of, this fear was actually sparked by a "leading Tasmanian optometrist" named Andrew Hogan,… » 5/14/12 11:55pm 5/14/12 11:55pm