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Lady Gaga Is Totally Copying My and Beyoncé's Personal Bangs

Before we could recover from the ramifications of the Great Beyoncé Bang Situation of last week, we were blindsided with another snip of the fringe: Lady Gaga, who showed up in Manchester, England, last night wearing a pageboy and super asymmetrical bangs. A press release sent to Jezebel from Chicago hairstylist… »10/21/14 7:15pm10/21/14 7:15pm

Is a Banged President Still Bangable? This and Other Questions from Last Night’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner

The White House Correspondents’ Dinner might not have been for everyone, but it certainly featured some creepy photoshopping and at least one soul-snatching image of a cerulean-eyed Furby, which, if you gaze at for too long, will hypnotize you into becoming its eternal battery-gathering servant. »4/28/13 5:00pm4/28/13 5:00pm

Michelle Obama Explains that Her Bangs Are a 'Mid-Life Crisis'

As we all know, First Lady Michelle Obama is an accomplished lawyer, academic, and activist, but she's also a lady, so it is our patriotic and evolutionary duty to obsess about irrelevant shit like which parts of her hair are cut shorter than which other parts of her hair. Huzzah! Luckily, she's smart and funny about… »2/19/13 5:00pm2/19/13 5:00pm