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    What Penis Game Did Ricky Gervais Invent?

    Keep Your Eye On Off The Ball(s)

    Stick A Fork In It

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    Image of meritxell: an erotic life meritxell: an erotic life
    09/22/09

    In reply to What Penis Game Did Ricky Gervais Invent?
    OMG I love Ricky Gervais. Also he was a beautiful, beautiful man back in the 80s:
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    Image of MarthaKnows MarthaKnows
    09/22/09

    @meritxell: I prefer my beautiful Gervais chunky, thank you.
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    Image of meritxell: an erotic life meritxell: an erotic life
    09/22/09

    @MarthaKnows: To each his/her own! I just swoon over his Bowie-esque androgyny.
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    Image of AllieCaulfield AllieCaulfield
    09/22/09

    @meritxell:
    I get the Bowie comparison, but I think Ricky looks & sounds like Steve Kilbey (The Church)Beautiful!
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    Image of meritxell: an erotic life meritxell: an erotic life
    09/22/09

    @AllieCaulfield: Oh yeah, I can see that too:

    [farm2.static.flickr.com]
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    Image of BillyPilgrimisnotmylover BillyPilgrimisnotmylover
    09/22/09

    In reply to What Penis Game Did Ricky Gervais Invent?
    Well,, now "Offal Jimjam" is going to haunt my head like the opening strains of "Funky Town."
    Standing in the elevator- "Offal Jimjam"
    Pause in my roommates' conversation about True Blood- "Offal Jimjam"
    Trying to come up with an anecdote to describe my day to my loved ones that doesn't contain the word tired- "Offal Jimjam"

    Thanks.
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    Image of andBegorrah andBegorrah
    09/22/09

    In reply to What Penis Game Did Ricky Gervais Invent?
    I'm going to tell myself that "pajamas," "hand," "skin," "cock," and "balls" all mean something different in British English.
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    Image of Alexis Alexis
    05/05/09

    In reply to Keep Your Eye On Off The Ball(s)
    Aw, I hope he has some sugar for that tea bagging.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    05/05/09

    In reply to Keep Your Eye On Off The Ball(s)
    Clearly, that hamster has never touched steroids.
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    Image of The HZA. The HZA.
    05/05/09

    In reply to Keep Your Eye On Off The Ball(s)
    The post tags really make it.
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    Image of SomeAuthorGirl SomeAuthorGirl
    05/05/09

    In reply to Keep Your Eye On Off The Ball(s)
    If a creature can use its own balls as a pillow... well, I don't know what to say to that.
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    Image of PreposterousHypothesis PreposterousHypothesis
    05/05/09

    In reply to Keep Your Eye On Off The Ball(s)
    Awww! My brother had a hamster with huge balls like this one! His name was He-Man (quite appropriate). My parents actually took him to the vet to make sure he wasn't...you know...a mutant. The vet informed them that the hamster was perfectly healthy, just rather well endowed.
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    05/05/09

    In reply to Keep Your Eye On Off The Ball(s)
    Whoa. I feel inadequate.


    Also - here's some cute grizzly bear & granola-bro photos:



    [channel.nationalgeographic.com]

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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    05/05/09

    @Jack_Burton: That's the cuteness. Is the bear high fiving?
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    05/05/09

    @Ailatan: I think it wants an manicure...
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    05/05/09

    @Jack_Burton: I won't offer to do that for him, my own nails look like claws. I go for the ratty punk look (I'm also cheap which furthers the cause)
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    Image of KFlem KFlem
    05/05/09

    @Jack_Burton: BUT ARE THERE BALLS?


    maybe don't answer that.

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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    05/05/09

    @KFlem: Bear balls?
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    Image of Liz11685 Liz11685
    05/05/09

    In reply to Keep Your Eye On Off The Ball(s)
    I had a pet rabbit with balls this large in proportion with his frame. Thing was aggressive and mean! I wish I could have once seen him resting like this adorbs little fella.
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    Image of maneki neko maneki neko
    05/05/09

    In reply to Keep Your Eye On Off The Ball(s)
    Ha ha. Balls! Ha ha.


    Yes, I am 12 years old.

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    Image of sympathyforthebasementcat sympathyforthebasementcat
    05/05/09

    In reply to Keep Your Eye On Off The Ball(s)
    No wonder he's sleepy. If my dog had those balls, he'd never get any sleep because he'd be up all night licking them.
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    Image of JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!
    05/05/09

    In reply to Keep Your Eye On Off The Ball(s)
    Reminds me of that Paul Anka Golden Oldie, "Put Your Head on my Nut Sack."
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    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    05/05/09

    @JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!: BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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    Image of gangey gangey
    05/05/09

    @JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!: I was a half second away from having a mouthful of coffee when I read that. I can only say, thank god, because it would have been EVERYWHERE!


    In fact, I may be humming that golden oldie for the rest of the day.

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    Image of Cerridwen Cerridwen
    05/05/09

    In reply to Keep Your Eye On Off The Ball(s)
    They mostly come out at night...mostly.
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    Image of HelloTitty HelloTitty
    05/05/09

    @Cerridwen: Hah! I read that with just the twinge of a child's British accent.
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    Image of Cerridwen Cerridwen
    05/05/09

    @HelloTitty: Or Cartman from South Park. Whichever.
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    Image of shorty63136 shorty63136
    05/05/09

    In reply to Keep Your Eye On Off The Ball(s)
    Why are they so big?? Are they supposed to be? I know very little about hamsters.
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    Image of gangey gangey
    05/05/09

    @shorty63136: Rodent balls can get huge, but it is seasonal. They'll shrink down somewhat after mating season is over.


    I did some small mammal trapping once, and we would categorize our catches by their species, sex, and among the males, whether they were "scrotal" or not. This hammie is a pretty good example of a scrotal male.

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