Here's Your Real-Life Nightmare Version of Bunheads

Not to be outdone by the United States in the proud sport of abusing amateur athletes, a Chinese ballet instructor apparently pulled a Mike Rice on her students. A mysterious video recently uploaded to China’s video sharing site Youku features a dance instructor screaming at her students and slapping them into…
Starz Is Developing a 'Gritty Ballet Drama,' and We Will All Probably Watch It
If you've ever watched Breaking Bad and thought "Hmm... this could use some more pliés!" — get ready. Kill Bill producer Lawrence Bender and Breaking Bad co-executive producer Moira Walley-Beckett are developing a show for Starz (with a z!) about the troubled lives of professional ballerinas. If you thought it was…
Ballet Director Still Recovering From Having Acid Hurled into His Face
In keeping with the proud tradition of grisly backstage ballet drama that movies have so thoroughly accustomed us to, Sergei Filin, the artistic director of the famed Bolshoi ballet, is still suffering from a vicious attack that took place on Thursday night when someone threw acid in his face. In. His. Face. Though…
Behind the Scenes of the New York City Ballet
Ballet companies, to those of us not in the know, always seem like the most intriguing places. Like, it seems like a safe bet that they're all haunted by sad 19th century Russian ballerinas who died after being driven to madness by their multiple lovers and now spend their ghost-y days tormenting the living dancers.…
NY Strip Club Seeks Tax Exemption Because Art
A strip club just outside of Albany called Nite Moves made the case Wednesday in New York's Court of Appeals that its cover charge ($11) and lap dance fees ($20 for three minutes) shouldn't be subject to the state's eight percent sales tax because naked dancing is an art form, not unlike ballet. After a 2005 audit of…
Bizarre Jellicle Ball Will Make You Yearn for a Kitten and a Psychedelic Bodysuit
If you aren't on drugs, the idea of wearing a bell-bottom bodysuit and holding a kitten while you dance/do a malfunctioning robot impression probably doesn't sound like that much fun. Or maybe it does, but, if you're going to perform in a cat ballet, you probably should tell people that you're stoned, just as a way…
Ballet Dancer Fired for Daring to Acknowledge Pressure to be Thin
A soloist at an Italian ballet company has found herself jobless after telling a British newspaper that her company pressures its dancers to be thin. The dancer says that the La Scala's practices have led to an epidemic of eating disorders and fertility problems within the company, and the company claims that's…
Holly Madison Takes A Crack At 'The Nutcracker'
LAS VEGAS, NV - DECEMBER 17: Model and television personality Holly Madison (C) appears as a guest performer in Nevada Ballet Theatre's production of 'The Nutcracker' with Jaime Gallagher (R) at the Theatre des Arts at the Paris Las Vegas December 17, 2011 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Ethan Miller/Getty Images)
Therapy Dog Production of The Nutcracker Is Awesome, Adorable
Today in things I wish I'd known existed one year ago: a suburban Chicago organization that trains therapy dogs puts on an all-canine production of The Nutcracker so successful that tickets to the event last year sold out in four hours. They're taking this year off, but they'll be back in all their adorable dancing…
What Happened To The Girl From A Very Young Dancer
When I was a kid, there were two best-selling books by photographer Jill Krementz that I read over and over, attempting to soak up the images, the words, the spirit of the narrative. One was A Very Young Gymnast. The other was A Very Young Dancer. In today's New York Times, we find out what happend to the little girl…
Ryan Gosling Is Awesome Because Of His Mom, Ballet
Sadly, the quotes from Feminist Ryan Gosling were never uttered by the perpetually-shirtless one himself, but in an interview with The Independent, he explains what makes him the type of man we imagine might yap about Judith Butler. When asked about growing up with his mother and his sister after his parents divorced,…
This Is What Happens When Children Try To Re-Enact Black Swan
Last night's brand-new episode of Dance Moms reiterated the fact that the stars here are, in fact, the moms. (If they weren't, the show would be called, I don't know, Dance Kids?) So is it any surprise that when the girls won the National Talent Competition, the mothers made it all about themselves?
Why We Care About Natalie Portman's Dancing, Or Lack Thereof
First, Natalie Portman's dance double Sarah Lane complained about not getting enough credit for her work on Black Swan. Then Benjamin Millepied stepped up to defend Portman's dancing prowess. Then Fox Searchlight did. Now Darren Aronofsky has. All these defenses raise a question: why do we care how much Portman danced?
